Why Didn't They Just Go On Maury?

Today Eddie Murphy has been ordered to submit a DNA test to see if he's the baby daddy of Angel Iris, daughter of spice girl Melanie B. Here they are at the facility to get tested.

According to The Sun a source claims, “At least this way they will know officially whether Eddie is the daddy or not and move on from there. This isn’t about the money, it’s about Angel knowing for sure who her dad is.”

Why did it take so long? Of course it's about the money! It'll be funny if Maury comes out and says Eddie is not the father and it ends up being Kevin Federline's kid. Then Eddie will be free to hump more trannies and make five more Shrek movies in peace.

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