For Paris Hilton ADD Stands For.....

 

Paris Hilton has adult ADD and takes Adderall according to TMZ . They claim this is her "medical condition" along with claustrophobia. Sources claim that Paris was not able to take her meds all the time at Lynwood causing her severe panic attacks and sometimes not allowing her to press the emergency button.

 

Today, she's apparently fine and taking all her meds. She's also been given a pen and paper to write down all her thoughts. Thoughts? She's probably writing the next great American novel.

ADD stands for Attention Deficit Disorder, but in Paris' world what does it really stand for? This is a fun game. I'll start:

 

Awesomely Dumb Disease

Ass 2 Dick Disease

Arrogant Dullard Disorder

 

UPDATE - Oh shit you guys are good! Here's some of my favorites of the ones y'all have left in comments:

 

Annoying Dumb Dicksucker - britneyscheap

Annoying Dick Depository - aphid

Absolute Dum Dum - largemarge

Adult Dick Drainer - jackie

Anal Douche Dumpster - estrus

Any Drugs'll Do - theantiparis