Who Is May's Hot Slut Of The Month?

 

Take a moment from googling "Paris Hilton Ass Rape Jail" to vote for May's Hot Slut of the Month. You'll feel better about yourself afterwards. You can vote to the right! Here's your candidates:

 

Tinsley Mortimer - The "thinking man's" Paris Hilton

Walter Mercado - Latino Liberace and Astrologer to the stars 

Judge Mablean - Former bad ass of Divorce Court 

Holly Madison - Hugh Hefner's main bitch and a Stepford wife through and through 

Ross Mathews - The most famous intern on Earth, well next to LC from "The Hills"