What The Hell Do They Talk About?

 

Shakira and Avril Lavigne were spotted leaving Crustacean in Los Angeles last night together. Avril always looks like she's had 5 day old make-up on her ass. It probably takes a lot of schmucks to make her look that way. Shakira should stop flat ironing her mop. Some hair is not meant to do that. It looks like beauty pageant hair. 

 

I hope this was just a friendly dinner and NOT BUSINESS. The World does not want a Shaki/Avril duet. I've asked and nobody wants it.