Paris Hates Sarah Silverman, Is Cold

 

What did Paris Hilton think of Sarah Silverman's little crack at her about officers painting the jail bars like penises to make her feel at home? She didn't like it! Witnesses say that Paris stormed backstage and said "She's a fucking bitch. I hate her!" Awww....poor sport Paris! I'm sure Sarah isn't losing any sleep over it.

 

In other P news. According to TMZ she was "cold and scared" during her second day at Lynwood. Sources say that she's freezing cold in her cell and only has three blankets and no pillow. She uses one of the blankets as a pillow. Can you imagine that! How dare they treat that Princess like that? Kill them all! According to that same source she's also been crying to everyone.

 

Inmates have apparently been good to her and told her she doesn't deserve to be there and have made her presents.

 

Yeah, they are trying to woo her! I know how it works. Gain her trust and then ass rape her in the shower!