Staph Infections Galore At Lynwood!

 

Prisoner 9818783 aka Wonky Hilton is surrounded by more infection according to The Drudge Report . Apparently the Lynwood Correction Facility is being taken over by a nasty staph infection. 402 inmates were diagnosed last year alone with the infection. That means for every 1,000 that come in 13 will contract it.

 

An official for the Los Angeles Dept of Health said, “MRSA is a kind of staph infection that means it’s resistant to the first line of antibiotics we usually use to treat staph infection,” she continues, “That is the kind that is so prevalent right now or so common in the jail.”

“At this time it’s impossible to eradicate staph because it’s spread person to person. It can be asymptomatic and there is no vaccine.”

 

The official said Parasite shouldn't have to worry since she will be away from the general population of Lynwood.

 

Maybe these inmates are in luck! Parasite to the rescue! Her skank disease might be powerful enough to finally destroy that staph infection! Unfortunately, they will be trading one virus for another! Oh well, you can't have everything.