Monday, June 4th 2007

Jail "Bird" In A Cage

Paris Hilton is already getting special treatment. Because of her "celebrity status," she gets two extra feet in her cell and no roomie.

Paris' lawyer Richard Hutton says that so far she is "doing very well under the circumstances" and is "polite and gracious."

I'd be "polite and gracious" too if I had to sleep and spend 23 hours a day for 23 days in a concrete room smaller than my Bentley. She's so kissing ass to get out early for good behavior.

Visit TMZ to listen to her lawyer squawk.

Splash

Posted by: Michael K