Rosie's View On 'The View'

Is either a giant hamburger or a hairy vagina.

Rosie O'Donnell attended the Sunday Book & Author Breakfast at a 2007 Book Expo. She was there to promote her new book titled 'Celebrity Detox.'

The book refers to her attempt at leaving her talk show in 2002, where going from "speaking to 6 million people a day to being at home and speaking to six." In the book, O'Donnell says that it asks, "if celebrity and fame are truly a drug, can one go back to drinking and sip instead of taking a slug?" Huh???

She should have just titled her book "Ten Easy Steps To Make The World Hate You" and called it a day. Is she wearing a Kabbalah bracelet??

Anyway she goes on to say "I don't know if you've heard, but I won't be back on The View. Instead I'm going to be auditioning for The Apprentice."  Damn Rosie! Get over it already!!! Now Donald will call her fat again and she'll insult him on her blog... here we go all over again. It's a vicious cycle.

 USA Today, Splash