Jordan isn't Getting Any Action
Jordan and her husband, Peter Andre, recently spent a holiday in Cyprus. She hoped that they would spend their holiday boinking, but unfortunately that was not the case. They were constantly interrupted by their two sons, Harvey and Junior.
She said, "The heat on holiday makes you more horny but when you've got kids it's always a bit hard as one of them could walk in when you've just started. So we have to plan sex carefully."
She also finds Peter's sex past a total turn off.
"It makes me sick. All the women he's been with are dirty rats. I haven't seen one stunning woman he's been with yet that I've been threatened by."
Including yourself darling? This ho isn't one to talk. She's such a damn skank that she didn't know who Harvey's father was! Homegirl is such a ho that she even jacks off with mobile phones!