What the Hell is in Pete Doherty's Nails?
Sick! I don't even want to think about what's living under those finger nails. Honestly, his fingernails alone need to be quarantined and tented. Anyway, Petey Bird was fined $1400 today for assaulting a BBC journalist earlier this year.
Doherty admitted that he kicked BBC reporter Trudi Barber and knocked a microphone out of her hand before he sprinted away from reporters, jumped into his Jaguar and sped away. The singer had pleaded innocent to assault, but changed his plea after watching television footage of the incident, his lawyer, Sean Curran, said. Justice Helen Skinner also ordered Doherty to pay $475 in compensation and $380 in court costs.
And he's free to roam the streets again! London rules. Kick a bitch and you get a slap on the wrist. I really hope Paris Hilton and I run into each other in London one day!