Prison Will Do Wonders for Paris Hilton

 

Paris Hilton has some really deep and intelligent friends. They think prison will do wonders for the piece of trash and not because it will force her to deal with her inner issues. They think prison will be good for her, because it will make her skinnier. Yeah, important shit.

 

The friend said, "It's going to make her more famous than ever. In jail, she's going to get enviably skinny, and without any make-up or products her hair and skin will finally be able to breathe, so they'll look amazing, too. Plus she's going to get all that street cred."

 

I'm guessing Nicole Richie was the "friend" that said that. See, I'm thinking the opposite. Eating all that crap is going to make her bloated and fat. Getting all that lady jizz in her hair is going to make it greasy and sticky. Without all that make-up to stop the acne from growing it's going to takeover her face. Bitch is going to look worse! 

 

Source: Female First