Friday, May 25th 2007

Countdown to the Deflowering of Katee Holmes!

Katee Holmes' official website is up and has a clock counting down the days, hours and minutes until she gets her cherry popped! This is the chick that has got KATIE Holmes pissed off. Yeah, KATIE actually feels emotion when it's needed.  
 
Defamer already has some great porn title ideas for Ms. KATEE's soon-to-be successful porn career.
 
Porking Mrs. Tingle
Phone Booth Full of Anal Sluts
 
And I've added a few of my own:
 
Fist Daughter
The Ice Porn
Dawson's Crack
 
Play along! This is a fun game for a slow Friday...
 
 
Posted by: Michael K