Jessica Simpson is Oh-So Happy!

 

Now that she's single and ready to mingle, Jessica Simpson sat in her hotel room in Cannes and thought to herself "It's time to get back out there and hold your head up high Miss Simpson!" So she walkied Ken Paves who was busy dying Eva LongWHORIA's pubes to match her wedding dress and he dropped everything and skydived into Cannes to help a girl out.

 

Once the Sun-In was set, Jessica greased herself into that sequined frock and felt proud when she told People Magazine, "I am very happy, but I don't really want to talk about my personal life tonight because it's not what it's about. But I am very happy. I will let you know that."  And the thing is she wouldn't be happy if it wasn't for that hair color or for Paves. I believe in that.

 

Here's Jessica at some kind of event for a movie that hasn't yet filmed and hopefully never will. It's called "Major Movie Star" and I loved it a whole lot more when it was called "Private Benjamin" and starred Goldie Hawn!

 

Jessica is also one step closer in becoming America's Next Top Chipette. For a while I always thought she was a Brittany Chipette, but she's clearly shaping into a Eleanor Chipette which really got me by surprise. 

 

 

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