Lindsay Lohan Take Note, This is What a REAL Woman Wears to a Party

 

Amanda Lepore proved to us and the world why she should've been Maxim's Hottest woman in the world at their party last night. Perfection from head to toe.

 

Look how that woman in the back is like mesmerized by Mandy's nipple from tranny HELL. It reminds me of when I was a kid and nothing pleased me more than popping baloons. My instincts kick in and I just want to take a needle and start a poppin!