The Unibomber

 

Ashton Kutcher has "hot bones" but really doesn't know what to do with them. I know there's hotness somewhere in there, but he constantly is trying to fight it. Is this to make his wife, Demi Moore, look better? Because it's working. She looks like a bank teller kidnapped by the unibomber.

 

He even makes Donna Karan look somewhat decent and that's a hard thing to do. Here's Demi and Harry Henderson at a DK party last night in NYC.