When the Australian show Summer Heights High came to America a few years ago, I hoped that former HSOTD Ja’mie King would pop up on shows here and drag all the fugly girls back and forth. That hasn’t happened yet, but Ja’mie did finally get her own show that I’m sure will give birth to a thousand more GIFs featuring her words of wisdom. The GIF Gods have answered our prayers.
In Ja’mie Private School Girl, Ja’mie goes back to her native land, Hillford Girls Grammar School, and finishes her last year as the most popular and gorgeous girl in school. It debuted in Australia last month and it starts here on HBO on November 24th. I haven’t seen any of it yet, but I’m sure there will be more of Ja’mie labeling fuglies as “fugly,” showing off her selfies to the entire school during assemblies and probably twerking. Every time I’ve talked to someone about Ja’mie, they always say that they went to school with girls like her. Yeah, me too, and those are the girls that made fun of my ass!
(Side Note: I watched Summer Heights High with my mom once and she didn’t figure out that Ja’mie is grown man Chris Lilley in teen bitch drag. I will never tell her otherwise.)