Why Is Eminem Fighting It?

This is the only reason why the gods allowed the MTV Movie Awards to exist! Because if it didn’t, Bruno would have never fallen from the gay heaven and landed face first into Eminem’s lap. This is what they call “love at first sight.” Bruno and Eminem make 69ing look so beautiful and special.

Yes, Eminem is trying to fight it, but you can feel the chemistry. It’s dripping from Eminem’s peen hole. He’s saying no, but his whole body is saying YES! When Bruno’s succulent nalgas and juicy berries were in his face, it took every bit of strength inside him to not lick up the sweet butt cream. Eminem knew that if he stayed longer he would propose marriage to Bruno’s honey buns, so he busted out of there! As much as he wants to runs through the fields with Bruno’s ass, he’s just not ready for that commitment. It makes me sad when true love is not realized.

And Bruno better get every award imaginable for this GRAND performance. That is the kind of shit I want to see!