Idris Elba’s got some whickety-whickety-whack news for his fans. No, it’s not that he’s married (not yet at least). It’s that Idris will be relying on his skills on the ones and twos for his upcoming Netflix comedy series where he will play a DJ/manny.
Claire Danes and her husband Hugh Dancy are expecting baby number two. The couple already have a 5-year-old son named Cyrus Michael Christopher Dancy, which is far too many names. According to Us Weekly, Claire broke the news to Howard Stern when she appeared on his SiriusXM show today. It came up while they were talking about an acrobatic, nude sex scene she had to shoot for Homeland. When she spilled the tea, Howard and company seemed incredulous and said that she didn’t look pregnant. But Claire said that was because she was sitting down. Claire clarified her situation for Howard (via Us Weekly):
“I am pregnant. I’m seriously prego … I’m deep into my second trimester,” the Homeland actress, 39, revealed on the show, but did say she’s keeping the gender private.
I don’t know nothing about birthin’ no babies, so “second trimester” doesn’t really tell me much. I need to know where that is on the universal fruit scale. Are we talking tangerine, orange, grapefruit or honeydew melon?
Claire outran the karma police last time she came down with a case of the zygotes and Hugh didn’t bounce and leave her for tasty Danish morsel Mads Mikkelsen. I mean, who would blame him if he had! Will Claire escape the curse of Mary-Louise Parker once again?! Only time will tell.
When I hear an actor is dating a “24-year-old lingerie model” my sight automatically switches to Side Eye Mode. But I’m willing to give 28-year-old Nicholas Hoult the benefit of the doubt in this case. People reports that Nicholas and aforementioned girlfriend of about a year, Bryana Holly, just had a baby. It’s irrefutable proof that the adorable little boy from About A Boy is all grown up, in case you somehow missed Nick’s very successful puberty and subsequent manly hotness. Hugh Grant must be so proud!
Back in 1998, Disney did the world a solid by inadvertently creating a hunky bisexual icon when they had Li Shang get the under-tunic-feels for Mulan, even though he thought she was a dude. With their planned live-action remake, Disney appears to be asking for take-backsies on the bisexuality because a casting call indicates that they are swapping out the character of Li Shang for some super straight dude named Chen Honghui.
Don’t worry, guys. Anthony Scaramucci is doing just fine. He’s doing better than fine, in fact. The President’s shortest-lived (and probably shortest-limbed) mouthpiece got out while the getting was good. He’s back with his wife and has added celebrity restaurateur to his resume. So, if you’re looking for a place to host a “singles” event where, according to Page Six, “sugar daddies” can “hook up with pliant young women seeking ‘arrangements’”, The Mooch can help! Just come on over to Tony’s Hunt & Fish Club in Manhattan and find you a hot young piece at bargain prices! Bada bing!
Could it be that Robert Sylvester Kelly is finally shook? Pee Pee tape originator R. Kelly has disabled commenting on his Instagram feed for the first time since I’ve been covering him. It’s probably no coincidence that this move comes on the heels of yet another accusation of sexual misconduct by a woman who claims Kelly intentionally gave her an STD while training her for his alleged sex cult. R. Kelly categorically denies all allegations against him, including that his feet are cracked and ashy and that he does such a bad job wiping his ass he has perma poo-butt.