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Nobody Told Paris Jackson The Whole Family Was Getting Together For Janet’s Big Show

May 22, 2018 / Posted by:

This past weekend when Janet Jackson won the Icon award at the Billboard Music Awards, many members of the Jackson clan were in attendance including Prince Michael, Katherine and Rebbie Jackson. Michael’s ghost and a whiff of the lingering odor of moldering leather that proves the continuing existence of Joe Jackson, were also there. Not there; Paris Jackson. According to People, it sounds like Paris got dropped off the family text thread (lucky! I wish my family would boot me from mine. My campaign of exclusively responding with RuPaul’s Drag Race GIFs that nobody understands is not working!).

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Jet Li Is Doing Just Fine Despite Rumors Of His Declining Health

May 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Everybody can calm their tits, Jet Li is FINE. Despite being photographed recently looking like the ghost of his former self, Jet Li’s manager says the 55-year-old Wushu master was basically just having a bad hair day. Jet was photographed at a temple looking like a straight up pepaw and the image was posted to Twitter, causing a lot of folks to start planning their Jet Li memorial gardens.

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Bravo Plans To Air “Real Housewives Of The 1960s” In The Fall

May 22, 2018 / Posted by:

Bravo recently announced its upcoming slate of reality TV programming and it includes a fun twist on a classic. Bravo intends to Make Real Housewives Great Again (MRHWGA?) by sending The Real Housewives back in time. According to The Wrap, Real Housewives of The 1960s is slated for the fall. Bravo has proven itself able to deftly engage with our current cultural and socio-economic climate, so why not the 60s? What could go wrong?!

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Open Post: Hosted By Justin Theroux’s Doggy-Themed Back Tattoo

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Move over Affleck, there’s a new celebrity back tattoo in town. And this one’s a lot sexier. Apparently, Justin Theroux has an enormous back piece too. But his is a pigeon instead of a phoenix and instead of reeking of mid-life crisis and sorrow, Justin’s smells like wet dog and soggy rawhide. Justin was being interviewed by Jonathan Van Ness at Vulture Fest when an audience member asked him about his back piece. Justin graciously obliged to show it to the audience and explain its origins.

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John Legend And Chrissy Teigen’s Baby Boy Has A Name

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s been less than a week since Chrissy Teigen and John Legend’s loin fruit was delivered. That was just enough time for them to wipe the birth gunk off his face and give him a name. Now, little Miles Theodore Stephens is ready for his closeup! Chrissy posted a picture of the newborn on Instagram yesterday and he probably already has a book deal.

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The Billboard Music Awards Fashions Put The “Bored” In Billboard

May 21, 2018 / Posted by:

The Billboard Music Awards were last night and if the red carpet is any indication, it lived up to it’s name because most stars looked as bored as can be. With very few exceptions, most of the night’s looks were uninspired and devoid of whimsy. Nick Jonas (above) looks like he just showed up for his shift at Applebees and still needs to go get his flair from his locker and take a quick shot at the bar before getting started. He’ll be with you in a minute, ok?

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