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Sony Music To Drop R. Kelly

January 18, 2019 / Posted by:

The hits keep coming for Robert Sylvester Kelly, but not the kind he’s used to. Variety reports that his record label, Sony Music, has finally decided that optics matter and are moving to sever their working relationship with the (barely) sentient 200lb sack of excrement. They haven’t made an official announcement yet, but under the cover of night, RCA (a subsidiary of Sony) quietly removed his name from their roster of artists on their website.

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Wendy Williams Isn’t Coming Back To Her Show Any Time Soon

January 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Sad to say, things aren’t looking up for Wendy Williams. When she announced she was taking a break to take care of her broken shoulder, she said she would return on January 21st. That’s just a couple of days from now, but Wendy’s not going to make it. A “Note From The Hunter Family” was posted on Twitter which explains that Wendy’s going to need more time than she thought, and that she would need to be spend “significant time” in the hospital to treat complications from Graves’ Disease. Wendy’s been off her game for a while, initially blaming her shoulder injury and subsequent pain mediation for her slurring, and her thyroid condition for her frequent need to sit down. Still, friends were worried something else might be going on. And it sounds as if they had every reason to be.

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Kim Zolciak’s Daughter Brielle Biermann Thinks She Looks Better With Rubber Lips

January 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Kim Zolciak’s mini-me and Don’t Be Tardy co-star (THIS SHIT SHOW IS STILL ON??!) Brielle Biermann is a 21-year-old woman who, according to Page Six, once claimed she’s on SnapChat “24/7”. Seems excessive, but it’s her life. She’s also energetically defended herself against people who criticized her for her generous use of lip fillers, which give her baboon butt mouth. Again, she’s an adult. We got to let her spend her tummy tea ad money however she likes. If she wants to walk around with a Honey Baked ham for a mouth, she’s free to do so. However, Brielle recently posted a picture of herself on Instagram from before she started sucking on burning hot tail pipes, as proof that she looks better now. That to me pretty much crosses the line from “let this woman do her thing” to “this woman might need an intervention for body dysmorphic disorder”, because that shit is delusional.

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A Family Of Terrible Tourists Has Been Terrorizing New Zealand

January 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Unbeknownst to most of the world, Kiwi Twitter has been aflutter in recent weeks with tales and sightings of a family of tourists who have been wreaking havoc (ok, brazen rudeness) up and down the coast of New Zealand. No attraction from was safe from the group, popularly known as The Bad Family. Don’t worry, they aren’t Americans! They are either British or Irish, nobody seems to know for sure, and neither country wants to claim them. According to a recent exposé by Slate, TBF first made their presence known when a woman saw them littering, and confronted them at a beach in Auckland. That’s when the family of about 12, first showed their asses. Imagine a shirtless little 9-year-old boy coming at you like Cardi. B up in the club.

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Robbie Williams Has Been Trolling His Next Door Neighbor Jimmy Page For Years

January 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Ever wonder what erstwhile sloppy horn-dog Robbie Williams has been up to? Yeah, me neither. That is until I learned what he’s been up to, then I thought, I should have been wondering about what Robbie Williams is up to this whole time! Turns out Robbie’s been a busy boy. He’s got a new album in the works, he’s starting a residency in Las Vegas in March, he’s a judge on The X-Factor UK with his wife (yes, miraculously he’s still married!), and he’s a spokesperson for WW (Weight Watchers). But he’s also been a bad boy. Robbie’s been spending his free time trolling his next door neighbor, Led Zeppelin’s Jimmy Page, with whom he’s been embroiled in a 5-year-long neighbor dispute. Robbie’s been blasting Pink Floyd whenever he sees Jimmy out on his lawn and sometimes even parades around dressed up as Robert Plant. Oh Robbie, you adorable nutter. Never change!

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Mariah Carey Is Being Sued By Her Alleged Blackmailer Who Claims She Suffered Abuse While In Her Employ

January 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Mariah’s house is a fucking mess. And I’m not talking empty champagne bottles strewn about, or half-eaten sandwiches forgetfully placed on bookshelves (shut up, you don’t know my life!). I’m talking about The Help. Did Mariah Carey hire her personal assistant Lianna Azarian and former manager Stella Bulochnikov off of Craigslist or something? As you know, Mariah is currently suing Lianna for blackmail. Well, according to TMZ, Lianna is suing Mariah right back for turning a blind eye while Stella physically and verbally abused her (allegedly). Lianna claims Stella used to slap her titties and ass, put things like remote controls and utensils (!?) under her titties, pissed on her, and called her names like “fucking Armenian whore” and the N-word. Mariah Carey! What is going on over there!?!?

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