People reports that Keegan-Michael Key’s divorce from his ex wife Cynthia Blaise was finalized just days before he announced his engagement to his next wife Elisa Pugliese. I felt badly for Cynthia because she and KMK were married for 206 Hollywood years, she supported his ass when he was trying to make it, and she had a really rough time physically and emotionally when they were in the process of divorcing.
Thankfully, it looks like KMK has agreed to a very generous divorce settlement (or was forced into one, either way, yay). It’s almost enough for me to forgive him for using the “she said yes!” line in his engagement announcement which is the straight male equivalent to “he went to Jared!”. Gross. And grosser.
Kathy Griffin is a goddamned tea-tease! Since her scorched earth campaign against, well, everybody started there was a promise of real hot tea spillage. Sadly instead of gallons of piping hot ooglong gushing out, her flood gates have produced barely a trickle of lukewarm Lipton. And not even a dollop of clotted cream in sight! After Andy Cohen pulled a Mimi on her she let loose with a 17 minute bitch sesh directed at those who turned on her, like Andy. But Kathy didn’t reveal much except that Andy is a backstabbing asshole, has always wanted to be her and enjoys olde-timey stimulants.
Today Kathy #tooktotwitter, calling herself “The Mayor of Zero Fucksville” (I’ve been there, the roads are terrible and the people are rude as hell), and posted a letter she had received from a fan detailing a brief encounter he had with with Andy back in college.
Another woman has come forward to spray lighter fluid on funeral pyre of Jeffrey Tambor’s career with accusations that she too has been the victim of physical and sexual harassment at his hands. As reported in The Hollywood Reporter, trans actress Trace Lysette who plays Shea on Transparent, alleges that Jeffrey used his words, lips and (gulp) in one instance his bare feet to make her feel icky and trapped.
The Grinch is working overtime this year and is trying to ruin Christmas already even though it’s still only November. Instead of crawling on his belly like a snake and stealing gifts, this year he’s trying to hit us where it really hurts: by working us over with a decidedly UN-festive gut punch. The Grinch gave Mariah Carey the vocal clap!
In America, we have a few utterly pointless annual traditions that people like to make a fuss over but that nobody actually cares about. We have the Super Bowl, we have Christmas and we have the annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news but Christmas and the Super Bowl are still on as far as I know. However, there is a ray of light… the VS Fashion show is in danger of being a clusterfuck this year!
Satan may be calling home one of his favorite little buddies. Multiple outlets including TMZ are reporting that coo-coo crazy cult leader Charles Manson is ailing in a bad way. It’s really unfortunate timing for the swastika foreheaded grand pappy to lose his grip on life just as his predicted Helter Skelter race war seems like it might actually be happening. I never thought I’d say this but Charlie might just have earned himself his first and only “I told you so!”.