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April 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Run Yourself Ragged!

Fireball Island has already gone down in history as the greatest board game involving a metal ball (if not the greatest board game period) that ever existed and anybody who tells you otherwise is a gross liar who is obviously a stock holder of a rival toy company. But before Fireball Island, there was Run Yourself Ragged, a game where you had to run an obstacle course with a metal ball in a certain amount of time. Unlike Fireball Island, it’s still sold today, but they sell it under the way more boring name of Screwball Scramble. TOMY released Run Yourself Ragged sometime in the 1970s and it really became popular in the 1980s. The goal of the whole game is to get a pinball through a maze of little obstacles and you have to do it before the timer goes off. Since it was the 70s, every kid who successfully completed that nerve-killing maze should’ve been awarded with a barbiturate that popped up at the end. Because this game runs you ragged!

I bet there’s many children of the 80s whose anxiety problems are all because of Run Yourself Ragged. They’ve got the sound of that timer playing in their head always. Run Yourself Ragged has run their asses ragged FOR. LIFE!

Pic: We Sell It


Birthday Sluts

April 27, 2017 / Posted by:

Kate Pierson (69)
Allison Iraheta (25)
Martha Hunt (28)
William Moseley (30)
Jenna Coleman (31)
Patrick Stump (33)
Ari Graynor (34)
Sally Hawkins (41)
Nigel Barker (45)
Cory Booker (48)
Tess Daly (48)
Kylie Travis (51)
James LeGros (55)
Sheena Easton (58)
Ace Frehley (66)
Ann Peebles (70)
Anouk Aimée (85)
August Wilson (1945-2005)
Cuba Gooding, Sr. (1944 -2016)
Casey Kasem (1932-2014)
Coretta Scott King (1927-2006)
Jack Klugman (1922-2012)

Pic: Tumblr


Night Crumbs

April 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Brand new food truck mogul Jeff Goldblum will reprise his role as hot Dr. Ian Malcolm in the sequel to Jurassic World. If you’re thinking to yourself that the only way you’ll be into this idea is if Chuck Tingle rewrites the script and turns it into gay dino porn featuring Dr. Ian, then yes, you’re alone in thinking that, you sucio fuck! – Lainey Gossip

Bella Thorne is getting one step closer to bleaching her b-hole on Snapchat – Drunken Stepfather

Oh whatever, Kelly Osbourne, whose mom hasn’t had them locked up in a mental ward for three days? – Celebitchy

The Photoshop, Instagram Filter, CGI And Velvet Painting Awards: Pamela Anderson posing in lingerie – The Nip Slip

Speaking of pictures that look like they’ve been dipped in CGI, rolled in Photoshop and covered with Instagram filters, the pride of Germany did a Baywatch-themed photo shoot – Hollywood Tuna

Semi-bad news for the two of us who watched Ladies of London, the show hasn’t been renewed yet – Reality Tea

The director of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2 got vague when talking about how they might have put a gay character in the movie. This feels like Beauty and the Beast’s “exclusively gay moment” all over again. I bet that the gay character is Baby Groot and he “comes out” by getting all giddy when a Village People song comes on – Towleroad

NOOOOOO! The giant bunny of a former HSOTD and Jessica Rabbit impersonator died at O’Hare. Yes, O’Hare – WWTDD

In “this could be a mess” news, M. Night Shyamalan’s third movie will be a sequel to Split and UnbreakablePajiba

RuPaul and his rancher husband brought the tall-as-hell hotness to the Time 100 gala – Popsugar

The paps took pictures of Josie Canseco, because I guess bigger stars like Phoebe Price were busy – Popoholic

Bill Cosby’s daughter defended him in an essay – Jezebel

Um, do those dudes not see that all of that fruit has been tainted by the cut-off head of a Miley Cyrus impersonator? – Just Jared

Pic: Universal Pictures


Open Post: Hosted By A Trusting Pussy 

April 26, 2017 / Posted by:

If you’ve been to camp, or were in a club, or have gone to a retreat for your job, then you have most likely been forced to do a trust fall. Or as many call it the “don’t play and drop me or I’ll knee you in the asshole” fall. I’ve been on both sides of a trust fall and it’s equally as awful. Whenever I’ve had to fall into someone’s arms, I stand there wondering if they’re going to mess with me and not catch me. Then I’ll end up cracking my head on the ground and forever be known as the poor bitch who trusted the wrong one during a stupid trust fall. And whenever I’ve had to catch someone, I stand there trying to resist the urge to mess with them for fun and laughs. Us humans do the trust fall exercise because we’re dumb. I would think that since cats are smart, they wouldn’t fool with that bullshit. But one did.

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Jesse Williams Sort Of Responded To The Rumor That He’s Doing Minka Kelly Now 

April 26, 2017 / Posted by:

Jesse Williams, the dreamy-eyed hot piece from Grey’s Anatomy that every tricks gets the leaks over, and his wife of almost 5 years, Aryn Drake-Lee, are getting a divorce. On the same day the news of their divorce came out, Blind Gossip said that one of their blind items was about Jesse and Minka Kelly. The blind claimed that a married actor and an actress were acting very much like a couple in Paris. TMZ added to that rumor just a tiny bit by saying that Jesse and Minka have been in Paris shooting something together and they’ve been seen hanging out both on and off set. TMZ’s source wouldn’t say if they’re bumping genitals or not. But Jesse was going through LAX on Tuesday and one of TMZ’s camera dudes asked him about Minka. Jesse didn’t say a word. He let his jacket do the talking.

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Erin Moran’s Brother Didn’t Hold Back While Shitting On Chachi And Chachi’s “Tiny” Dick 

April 26, 2017 / Posted by:

If Erin Moran’s brother is telling the truth, then in that picture above, she may be thinking to herself, “I wish I could get on something like that instead of getting on Chachi’s baby carrot cock,” while staring at hot dogs on the craft service table.

Somewhere in heaven last night, Erin Moran grabbed a bag of popcorn and sat in the front row to watch her brother read a motherfucker like the climax in a Jackie Collins novel. I think that Scott Baio might technically be a flatworm now because Erin’s older brother, Tony Moran, tore him several new assholes. Tony went after Scott on Facebook and Twitter for publicly bringing up the rumor that Erin died of a heroin overdose and also mouth shitting out a river of sanctimonious diarrhea about booze, drugs and addicts. When the Coroner’s Office announced that Erin most likely died of stage 4 cancer complications, Scott whined about how the media is making him out to be the fuck fart he is and also said that he would’ve never said what he said if he knew she had a terminal disease. Tony Moran has taken Scott’s apology, rolled it up, handed it back to him and told himself to dry fuck himself with it.

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