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Birthday Sluts

June 14, 2019 / Posted by:
Boy George (58)
Ryan McCartan (26)
Daryl Sabara (27)
Jesy Nelson (28)
Lucy Hale (30)
Kevin McHale (31)
Siobhán Donaghy (35)
Torrance Coombs (36)
J.R. Martinez (36)
Diablo Cody (41)
Alan Carr (43)

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Lynda Lopez (48)
Steffi Graf (50)
Yasmine Bleeth (51)
Campbell Brown (51)
Faizon Love (51)
Traylor Howard (53)
Will Patton (65)
Donald Trump (73)
Marla Gibbs (88)
Cy Coleman (1929-2004)
Burt Ives (1909-1995)
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Night Crumbs

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Eight months after we all found out that Cassie broke up with Diddy again, she has announced that she is pregnant with a baby she made with her personal trainer man Alex Fine. So it looks like Cassie has finally de-Diddy’d herself and is freeeee. And I bet Diddy is going to beat the Guinness World Record for the longest time spent with his mouth open, because he’s probably got his mouth open with shock while holding the now cut-off string he used to string Cassie’s ass along for all those years – Lainey Gossip 

This story about gay flamingo love took me higher, but their names really should be John Waters and LiberaceTowleroad

Today I learned that the Swamp Thing was rebooted into a TV show, and I guess I wasn’t the only one who didn’t know that, because it got shit-canned after its first episode premiered – Pajiba

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If You Were Wondering If Nicholas Sparks Is Still A Gigantic Bigot, He Is!

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

It was almost five years ago when I first wrote about how the Family Dollar AS IS section version of Danielle Steel named Nicholas Sparks, who dribbled out The Notebook and Nights in Rodanthe, was accused of not really being into anyone who isn’t a WASPy straight. Nicholas was called out in 2014 in a lawsuit as being anti-Semitic, racist, and a homophobe. Well, Nicholas has been called out again for refusing to let students start an LGBTQ club at the prep school he co-founded.

You know, for being a gay hater, Nicholas Sparks sure is comfortable with putting his hands in his pockets (see: above), which we all know is one of the gayest things you can do, because it puts your hands closer to a peen. GAY! GAY! GAY!

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:

Dixies Drumstick Snack Crackers!

If you’re like me, then you probably took one quick look at that picture of Honey I Shrunk-ized fried chicken drumsticks and immediately started making a protest sign that reads, “PUT THOSE DIX IN MY MOUTH AGAIN,” to hold while storming Nabisco’s headquarters, because tiny fried chicken is your idea of a light daytime snack. But sadly, Nabisco’s Dixies Drumstick Snack Crackers didn’t totally look like that (we should file a class action lawsuit against Nabisco for lie-telling in an ad, honestly), but they did exist for a time.

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Birthday Sluts

June 13, 2019 / Posted by:
Chris Evans (38)
Danielle Perkins (19)
Kodi Smit-McPhee (23)
Violet Chachki (27)
Aaron Taylor-Johnson (29)
Kat Dennings (33)
Ashley Olsen (33)
Mary-Kate Olsen (33)
Raz-B (34)
Ethan Embry (41)
Steve-O (45)
Valeri Bure (45)
Rivers Cuomo (49)

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Jamie Walters (50)
Regan Burns (51)
David Gray (51)
Ally Sheedy (57)
Hannah Storm (57)
Tim Allen (66)
Stellan Skarsgård (68)
Richard Thomas (68)
Malcolm McDowell (76)
Siegfried Fischbacher (80)
Christo (84)
Paul Lynde (1926-1982)
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Night Crumbs

June 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Jessica Biel may be going from failed fancy kids restaurant mogul to Warrior Queen of the Anti-Vaxxers. I don’t know if Jenny McCarthy is prolapsing with excitement or prolapsing with jealousy. But really, Justin Timberlake has given us all a chronic case of the eye rolls and now his wife wants everyone to get the measles! – Jezebel

So…. in Little Fires Everywhere, Reese Witherspoon looks like Reese Witherspoon modeling some Draper James dress. In the wise words of her Big Little Lies co-star Meryl Streep as Miranda Priestley: Groundbreaking. – Lainey Gossip

Hunter Biden got married to a South African woman just a month after we all heard he split from his late brother’s widow. Maybe Hunter thought he could help his dad out by using his signature brand of messiness to temporarily distract from Joe’s abortion stance switch. Nice try, Hunter – Just Jared

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