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Courteney Cox’s Face Is Now Filler-Free 

June 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Last year, Courteney Cox was on piss queen Bear Grylls’ show Running Wild, and admitted that she regrets turning her face into a rubber cat mask by wet fucking it with syringes full of fillers. Courteney is in New Beauty magazine to talk about her beauty and she talked more about the journey her face took from all-natural to stage 6 Jocelyn Wildenstein. Courteney says she feels a lot better now because her fillers have gone away and now she looks much more like Courtney Cox.

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Prince Hot Ginge Says That None Of The Royals Want The Crown

June 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Since Prince Hot Ginge wants nothing to do with the crown, I should remove it from my homomade (on purpose typo) PHG Real Doll during our “dates.” You know, to make the experience oh-so-realistic.

PHG did a long interview with Newsweek and he mostly talked about his charity stuff, but he also talked about how losing his mom at a young age really fucked with him, and he gave his thoughts about the future of the monarchy. He didn’t talk about Meghan Markle, but a “source” did and said that things are still new between them and if they get engaged, it won’t happen before the end of the year.

PHG says that his mom wanted him and his brother to live as normal of a life as possible, so he does his own grocery shopping and buys his own meat (wink win), but he also knows that he’s a prince and believes that his country and beyond still needs the magic of the monarchy.

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Birthday Sluts

June 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Meryl Streep (68)
Anwar Hadid (18)
Dinah Jane Hansen of Fifth Harmony (20)
Overly Attached Girlfriend (26)
Portia Doubleday (29)
Bob The Drag Queen (31)
Douglas Smith (32)
Porsha Williams (36)
Jai Rodriguez (38)
Donald Faison (43)
Lecy Goranson (43)
Carson Daly (44)
Mary Lynn Rajskub (46)
Laila Rouass (46)
Kevin Aviance (49)
Emmanuelle Seigner (51)
Uwe Boll (52)
Amy Brenneman (53)
Dan Brown (53)
Randy Couture (54)
Erin Brockovich (57)
Tracy Pollan (57)
Bruce Campbell (59)
Cyndi Lauper (64)
Lindsay Wagner (68)
Klaus Maria Brandauer (74)
Michael Lerner (76)
Kris Kristofferson (81)
Prunella Scales (85)

Pic: Cloudpix

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Night Crumbs

June 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Celine Dion was back in Paris looking like the most successful and richest Mary Kay saleslady in history. That is a look that screams “$100,000 worth of Magic Masques sold and I got the pink Cadillac to prove it, dahling!” – Lainey Gossip

After watching this preview clip from the second season of Real Housewives of Dallas, I’m wondering how in the hell did Bravo cancel Real Housewives of Miami, but yet renew this boring mess? – Reality Tea

Johnny Depp’s ex business managers are now saying that they also heard stories about him abusing Amber HeardCelebitchy

Halsey got done up like a third-tier Pink impersonator for Paper MagazineDrunken Stepfather

THE QUEEN vowed to protect LGBTQ people and also shaded Trump by not mentioning his (possibly canceled) visit to her land – Towleroad

I don’t know why this keeps happening, but someone cast Blake NotSoLively in another movie – Pajiba

Hello, welcome to the Vampire Bordello Bar & Grill, my name is Olivia and I’ll be your server tonight.” – Popoholic

Ariel Winter’s ass cheeks are smiling at you again – The Nip Slip 

Bella Thorne did a social media bikini photo shoot on Scott Disick’s lawn. Will somebody please replace that burger with a gallon jug of water since she’s obviously suffering from thirst and not hunger – Hollywood Tuna 

But where is the scene in the new Dance Moms trailer where Abby Lee Miller and the moms get arrested for child abuse? – SOW

After already coming out as trans, Charice has announced that his new name is Jake ZyrusOMG Blog

The Directioners probably don’t know whether to cheer their arms off or call the authorities and let them know that Tess Ward is obviously mentally insane since she dumped Harry StylesPopsugar

For one second, I got the tingles thinking these were pictures of a shirtless current day Luke PerryJust Jared

Pic: Wenn.com

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19-Year-Old Tom Cruise Was All About The Bible And Blowjobs 

June 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Somewhere Ted Haggard is reading that headline and falling in love with 19-year-old Tom Cruise.

Curtis Armstrong is best known to me as Bert Viola from Moonlighting, but he was also Booger in Revenge of the Nerds was in Risky Business with a then 19-year-old Tommy Cruise. Curtis wrote his memoir, Revenge of the Nerd, and an actor can’t put out a memoir unless they fill it with juicy shit about other actors. So Curtis wrote about working with Tommy and said that he was a strict square who never wanted to go to the bar with them. Before Tommy was the Jesus of Scientology, he was reading about the real Jesus. Curtis writes that Tommy was a born again and like any good born again, he balanced his bible study with getting his dick sucked by randoms.

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