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“Hot Slut Of The Day!” Is Taking A Break Too. Blame My Goddamn Left Retina 

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Pictured: The last Hot Slut of the Day for a while, Lily Charles from Pushing Daisies (as played with glamorous perfection by Swoosie Kurtz) who reinvented the eye patch eleganza game and could easily knock out a trick with just one devastating eye glare.

So…. remember last month when I said that I was taking a break from regularly posting because I needed to deal with some health shit? Well, my health shit didn’t involve my eye, but I guess my eye got jealous and decided to get in on the fun. I got some retina tears in my left eyeball about two weeks ago, and they were lasered, but it didn’t take and so my retina detached. “Bitch, I can no longer take the heat of what comes up when you Google ‘Carrot Top naked’ so I’m out of this ho.” – my retina, most likely.

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Birthday Sluts

August 15, 2017 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck (45)
Chief Keef (22)
Jennifer Lawrence (27)
Belinda (28)
Joe Jonas (28)
Carlos Pena Jr. (28)
Natalia Kills (31)
Emily Kinney (32)
Quinton Aaron (33)
Kerri Walsh Jennings (39)
Brad Goreski (40)
Natasha Henstridge (43)
Anthony Anderson (47)
Cris Judd (48)
Debra Messing (49)
Alejandro González Iñárritu (54)
Lady Miss Kier (54)
Tom Colicchio (55)
Rondell Sheridan (59)
Princess Anne (67)
Tess Harper (67)
Linda Ellerbee (73)
Jim Dale (82)
Mike Connors (92)
Rose Marie (94)
Julia Child (1912-2014)

Pic: Backgrid

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Jibba Jabber!

Long, long before some growns soothed their splintery nerves with those annoying fidget spinners (Side note: Us real mature growns still soothe our splintery nerves with weed, porn and passively aggressively fighting with relatives about politics on Facebook.), a toy company named Ertl did some damage control by trying to pass off their Jibba Jabber doll as a stress reliever.

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Birthday Sluts

August 14, 2017 / Posted by:

Jackée Harry (61)
Tim Tebow (30)
Nick Grimshaw (33)
Princess Love (33)
Mila Kunis (34)
Spencer Pratt (34)
Ana Matronic (43)
Christopher Gorham (43)
Jay Manuel (45)
Preston Lacy (48)
Jennifer Flavin (49)
Catherine Bell (49)
Adrian Lester (49)
Halle Berry (51)
Lady Bunny (55)
Susan Olsen (56)
Sarah Brightman (57)
Marcia Gay Harden (58)
Magic Johnson (58)
Carl Lumbly (66)
Danielle Steel (70)
Antonio Fargas (71)
Susan Saint James (71)
Steve Martin (72)
Wim Wenders (72)
David Crosby (76)
Alice Ghostley (1923-2007)

Pic: NBC/Getty

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Rally Cat!

In between horrifying shit about flea dick-having Nazi ass bubbles and more horrifying shit about flea dick-having Nazi ass bubbles (and yes, I burned my khakis yesterday… I had to buy a pair when I worked retail, okay?), my Twitter timeline has been filled with the harrowing tale of Rally Cat! The legend of Rally Cat was born on Wednesday night at Busch Stadium in St. Louis, MO during a game between the Cardinals and the Kansas City Royals. It was the sixth inning, and the Cardinals were getting their asses beat 5-4 in their own house when a lucky charm crashed the field (yes, a pussy hijacked a Busch) and became the most exciting thing to happen to baseball in a long time.

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Birthday Sluts

August 13, 2017 / Posted by:

Sebastian Stan (35)
Lennon Stella (18)
James Morrison (33)
James Carpinello (42)
Moritz Bleibtreu (46)
Debi Mazar (53)
John Slattery (55)
Sam Champion (56)
Dawnn Lewis (56)
Danny Bonaduce (58)
Philippe Petit (68)
Kathleen Battle (69)
Alfred Hitchcock (1899-1980)
Annie Oakley (1860-1926)

Pic: GQ Romania

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