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January 22, 2018 / Posted by:

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January 21, 2018 / Posted by:

Punky’s Candy!

Nowadays, when kids want to feel like real badasses and ingest some bad ass shit, they probably buy an 8 ball from their friend with their lunch money (or snort the innards of a Tide Pod). But back in the 80s and 90s, us kids had real bad ass shit to ingest, shit that was way more bad ass than 8 balls and Tide Pods. Like Punky’s Candy!

Up until a few weeks ago, I had no idea that Punky’s Candy was a thing that doesn’t exist anymore. The Willy Wonka Candy Company started selling Punky’s Candy (which had nothing to do with Punky Brewster) sometime in the 80s, and by the mid-90s they were discontinued because nobody was buying them. They were basically like pill-shaped Smarties. They were sweet and sour and had little flavor crystals embedded in them. They came in flavors like cherry, orange, watermelon and fruit punch.

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Yes, Willa Wonka was appropriating the punk culture with Punky’s, but they were so punk that they didn’t care. I bet after Charlie took over the company, he listened to 10 seconds of a Ramones song in the 80s, thought he was all punk and channeled his angst into his art and created Punky’s! That’s totally what happened.

Pics: Walk Down Memory Lane, Willy Wonka/CollectingCandy.com

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January 21, 2018 / Posted by:

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January 20, 2018 / Posted by:

This fountain of wisdom from Cornelius, North Carolina!

I have been patiently waiting for the grand return of Inga Swenson, but this is not what I had in mind. Winter storm Inga has been fucking with the South and creating a mess. People have been told to stay inside and do whatever they do to keep warm. Now, my idea of keeping warm involves weed, whiskey, porn and microwavable pork rinds, but Shirley Nash of Cornelius, NC also has the right idea.

WCCB in Charlotte were interviewing the people to find out how they were going to spend their time during the winter storm, and a viral star was born when a reporter put Shirley Nash on camera. Shirley said that her family was pretty much just going to shove deliciousness into their bodies, and then she brought out the old saying “fat and sassy,” which I guess is the family friendly version of Netflix and Chill. Shirley delivered words to live by when she said:

“We’ll probably sit around and cook soups and eat bread and desserts and just get all fat and sassy!”

Now I need to see if “fat and sassy” is a tribe on Grindr because those are my people!

Woodrow Washam is the Mayor of Cornelius, but he better watch it. Because if Shirley Nash ever decides to run, the job will be hers. Because who wouldn’t vote for a mayor who’d beseech your ass to get fat and sassy during a winter storm?

Pic: WCCB via YouTube

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January 20, 2018 / Posted by:

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