Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 25, 2016 / Posted by:

The apple-snatching, robot-hating moose of Norway!

This video may only be as long as an elephant shrew’s uncut mouth dick, but it’s more riveting, action-filled and entertaining than all of the Transformers movies combined. The owner of a home in a suburb in Norway caught one of Lindsay Lohan’s moose cousins blatantly stealing apples from a tree in their backyard.

When a thieving ass moose is snatching your apples without permission or payment, you can deal with Bullwinkle Lohan a few ways. You can either just let them steal since we’re all in this shitty life together and apples bring happiness to a moose’s mouth. You can scare them off by blaring a Meghan Trainor song at it, but then again, it may pound its ears against the tree branches to stop the pain and then you’ll be arrested for animal cruelty. Or you can do what the Norwegian homeowner did. They sent in a robot lawnmower to scare the apple robber away. SPOILER ALERT: A moose isn’t going to let some grass-cutting robot bitch mess up its apple heist.

And here’s the answer to the age-old question: How many hoof bops from a moose does it take to stop a robot lawnmower.

I’m really going to need Michael Mann to turn that clip into a feature film.

And now we know that when the robots rise up against us, we’ll have moose kind on our side.

via Neatorama (For Carole)


Birthday Sluts

September 25, 2016 / Posted by:

Heather Locklear (55)
Jansen Panettiere (22)
Donald Glover (33)
T.I. (36)
Jodie Kidd (38)
Clea DuVall (39)
Santigold (40)
Matt Hasselbeck (41)
Bridgette Wilson-Sampras (43)
Bridget Marquardt (43)
Brian Dunkleman (45)
Hal Sparks (47)
Catherine Zeta-Jones (47)
Will Smith (48)
Jason Flemyng (50)
Scottie Pippen (51)
Tate Donovan (53)
Keely Shaye Smith (53)
Aida Turturro (54)
Michael Madsen (59)
Jamie Hyneman (60)
Mark Hamill (65)
Pedro Almodóvar (67)
Cheryl Tiegs (69)
Michael Douglas (72)
Barbara Walters (87)
Christopher Reeve (1952-2004)

Pic: Getty


Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Kym Sims!

A couple of weeks ago, I was at my aunt’s house and was going through my phone on the couch while my cousin sat next to me with her eyes practically SuperGlued to my screen since the word metiche was  invented for her. As I scrolled through stories, I went past a story about RuPaul’s Drag Race and Michelle Visage was in the picture, which made my cousin grab me and say, “Shit, is that Kym Sims?!” She said Kym Sims!

It took me a minute and also took my cousin singing a few seconds of Too Blind To See It, but I remembered. Wikipedia tells me that Kym Sims still writes, records and performs today and she’s been doing that ever since her WORLDWIDE MEGA HIT Too Blind To See It came out in 1991. TBTSI was a big hit in the UK and a big dance hit in the US.

The second single, Take My Advice, on Kym’s first album got some play too, but TBTSI is the early-90s classic that took me away. And honey, let me tell you something, no video in the wooorld will give you a Wilson’s Leather biker hat, zoom-in-and-out action and shoulder-ography like this!

For once I don’t mind my cousin’s nosy ways because it brought me back to this early-90s jewel.

Pic: MTV


Birthday Sluts

September 24, 2016 / Posted by:

Morgan and Paul Hamm (34)
Ben Platt (23)
Kreayshawn (27)
Pia Wurtzbach (27)
Chi Chi DeVayne (31)
Jessica Lucas (31)
Kimberley Nixon (31)
BenDeLaCreme (34)
Ross Mathews (37)
Ian Bohen (40)
Stephanie McMahon (40)
Jackie Sandler (42)
Shawn Crahan (47)
Robert Irvine (51)
Nia Vardalos (54)
Steve Whitmire (57)
Kevin Sorbo (58)
Gordon Clapp (68)
Lou Dobbs (71)
Phil Hartman (1948-1998)
Jim Henson (1936-1990)

Pic: Photobucket


Night Crumbs

September 23, 2016 / Posted by:

If you’re mega pregnant and always got to keep it comfortable since the rude bitches on the subway won’t give you their seat, take a tip from Olivia Wilde: Go down to your local restaurant supply store, throw two red tablecloths over your body and call it good – Lainey Gossip

Some people stay together for the sake of the kids, Michael Fassbender and Alicia Vikander apparently stay together for the sake of their Oscar-bait movie – Celebitchy

Ariel Winter’s ass has its own makeup artist, but then again, don’t all of our asses? – Drunken Stepfather

This makes sense since God does have really good taste in music and art – The Superficial 

Are we sure that the suspicious package left near Bethenny Frankel’s apartment wasn’t just a box of Skinny Girl crap, because that shit is definitely toxic and a threat to humanity – Reality Tea

Daniel Radcliffe says that Hollywood is still your old ass, homophobic and racist uncle  – Towleroad

I doubt that even Bill Hader can save the Power Rangers movie – OMG Blog

PleaseLetThereBeNakedPicsOfPrinceHotGingeInThere – Popsugar

Cara Delawhatever did a shoot for Puma – Hollywood Tuna 

Shailene Woodley’s hair is probably wet because she just got done dancing in the rain under the moonlight while chanting a chant to the celestial goddesses – Popoholic

If you don’t give a shit about Caitlyn Jenner’s political beliefs, then you really won’t give a shit about Kim Kartrashian saying she may vote for Jabba the TrumpJust Jared

Pic: Splash


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