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May 27, 2018 / Posted by:

Joseph Fiennes (48)
Lily-Rose Depp (19)
Chris Colfer (28)
Bella Heathcote (31)
Darin Brooks (34)
Ben Feldman (38)
Michael Steger (38)
Shanola Hampton (41)
Jamie Oliver (43)
Andre 3000 (43)
Jadakiss (43)
Denise Van Outen (44)
Jack McBrayer (45)
Jace Everett (46)
Paul Bettany (47)
Todd Bridges (53)
Adam Carolla (54)
Peri Gilpin (57)
Siouxsie Sioux (61)
Cynthia McFadden (62)
Richard Schiff (63)
Louis Gossett Jr. (82)
Lee Meriwether (83)
Sumner Redstone (95)
Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes (1971-2002)
Christopher Lee (1922-2015)
Vincent Price (1911-1993)

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May 26, 2018 / Posted by:

The Makit & Bakit Oven!

The Makit & Bakit Oven was one of those toys from the 80s that I would’ve sold my sister’s internal organs on the black market for, but sadly I never got it. It was like the Easy Bake Oven, but instead of making delicately sweet gourmet desserts that tasted straight from a bakery in Paree, it made luxurious jewelry and elegant stained glass sun catchers that’d bring a touch of opulence to any window or décolletage. The kit came with metal suncatchers and tiny colored crystals that looked like meth made by unicorns. You could also buy metal suncatchers and colored crystals separately.

You’d spend days (read: like 5 minutes), painstakingly and carefully placing each colored beach into the suncatcher one by one (read: you’d pour that shit in all at once) before sliding it into the special oven and patiently waiting as magic was made. The oven even had a little window at the top so could feel your mind boggle out of your skull while watching the crystals melt and create a stunning work of art.

The Makit & Bakit kits are still sold today. But instead of making them in a magical blue and red oven, you make them in the boring old oven in your kitchen. I doubt it’s the same. And the next time I go to my mom’s house, I’m going to look at her bland, basic windows and tell her that they’d look so much more magnificent and lavish if only they had Makit & Bakit suncatchers hanging on them. And they would’ve had dazzling suncatchers hanging on them if only she bought me a Makit & Bakit oven for Christmas back in the day. What a mistake!

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Birthday Sluts

May 26, 2018 / Posted by:

Stevie Nicks (70)
Brandy Cyrus (31)
Astrid Bergès-Frisbey (32)
Scott Disick (35)
Henry Holland (35)
Elisabeth Harnois (39)
Ashley Massaro (39)
Jaheim (40)
Lauryn Hill (43)
Selenis Leyva (46)
Matt Stone (47)
Kylie Ireland (48)
Helena Bonham Carter (52)
Lenny Kravitz (54)
Genie Francis (56)
Bobcat Goldthwait (56)
Tarsem Singh (57)
Doug Hutchison (58)
Margaret Colin (60)
Marian Gold of Alphaville (64)
Pam Grier (69)
Philip Michael Thomas (69)
Hank Williams, Jr. (69)
Miles Davis (1926-1991)
Peggy Lee (1920-2002)
John Wayne (1907-1979)

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Afternoon Crumbs

May 25, 2018 / Posted by:

A fashion designer, who Duchess Kate wears a lot of (or should I say, “used to wear a lot of”), thinks that Duchess Meghan’s Givenchy wedding dress is a cheap copy of one of her designs. Bitch, please, Meghan’s dress was so bland, simple, and boring that I wouldn’t be reaching if I said that it was a direct copy of the bedsheet I sleep under every night. And yes, I just realized I read myself by saying that I have bland and boring taste in bedsheets – Lainey Gossip 

Okay, I was with Olivia Munn until she said that Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback to ever play the game. I don’t know football from baseball and even I know that’s a bona fide lie – Celebitchy

I scrolled down this ranking of all 45,000 of the Survivor seasons just to make sure that the first season was #1, because Sue Hawk didn’t give her  Shakespearean “snakes and rats” monologue for nothing! – Reality Tea

The powers-that-be of Time’s Up are probably going to ask George Takei’s accuser for their pin back – Towleroad

I’m really disappointed in Bella Thorne for not braiding her armpit hair or decorating it with glitter beads. What kind of raver is she? – Drunken Stepfather

Can we just get to the part in the script where they get back together and shut up already? – Just Jared

What in losing Project Runway resort challenge HELL is Emily RideAJetSki wearing? – Popoholic

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May 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Army of Lovers!

In the year 1991, the Swedish trifecta of Eurodance eleganza known as Army of Lovers were the best dressed at the 2018 Met Gala without even knowing it. Army of Lovers was originally made up of Jean-Pierre Barda (the blossom on the left who bloomed in the same garden as Pete Burns), Camilla Henemark (the blossom in the middle who bloomed in the same garden as Pia Glenn), and Alexander Bard (the blossom on the right who looks like Philip Seymour Hoffman as a gay mime). They joined glamorous musical forces in Stockholm in 1987 and had some dance hits in the 90s.

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May 25, 2018 / Posted by:

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Sir Ian McKellen (79)
Aly Raisman (24)
Neon Hitch (32)
Roman Reigns (33)
Thorgy Thor (34)
Rasheeda (36)
Esmé Augusta Bianco (36)
Terra Jole (38)
Joe King (38)
Cillian Murphy (42)
Ethan Suplee (42)
Molly Sims (45)
Lindsay and Sidney Greenbush (48)
Octavia Spencer (46)
Jamie Kennedy (47)
Anne Heche (49)
Stacy London (49)
Mike Myers (55)
Connie Sellecca (63)
Eve Ensler (65)
Jacki Weaver (71)
Frank Oz (74)
Leslie Uggams (75)
Ann Robinson (89)
Dixie Carter (1939-2010)

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