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Open Post: Hosted By These Ridiculous $425 Fake Mud-Smeared Jeans

April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Have you been thinking about creating a pair of holey jeans with a fake piss stain on the crotch (à la Fergie) and charging $2,300 a pair for them? Well, start tearing some denim and get the trademark on manufactured pee pee stains, because now is the time. 2017 is the year of fucked-up denim. There was the window pane knee jeans from Toshop and then there was Vetements’ $1,870 fart vent jeans. And now a luxury denim brand (their words, not mine) called PRPS is selling a pair of $425 jeans for people who want to look like they’ve been working in the farm all day but don’t want to actually work in the farm all day, because dirt is gross, eww!!!!Open Post: Hosted By These Ridiculous $425 Fake Mud-Smeared Jeans From Nordstrom

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So I Guess Madonna Isn’t Happy About The Biopic That’s Being Made About Her 

April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Many times when Hollywood does a big-screen biopic about someone, they wait until that someone has died. But Madonna is very much alive and since she has her internal organs regularly switched out with the pristine organs of the virgin teens she hunts, she’s going to live forever. Hollywood is going ahead with a Madge biopic anyway and this one will start in the early days of her career and take us up to her performance at the first MTV Video Music Awards in 1984. Madge is probably not going to be involved in it in any way, because she made it clear that she’d rather deep throat a hydrangea than give that shit her stamp of approval.

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Leave Chachi Alone! He’s the Real Victim Here! 

April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Scott Baio, the corroded dick cheese nugget clinging to an ingrown hair on humanity’s right ballsack, has shit on “fake news” on Twitter before. But over the weekend, his dim dumb ass fell for fake news and he repeated a wrong rumor about how the Joanie to his Chachi, Erin Moran, died. Erin died at the age of 56 at her home in New Salisbury, Indiana on Saturday. Erin had a history of addiction, so it didn’t take long for a tabloid to burp up a story about how she died of an overdose. The Daily Mail said that a “source” told them that Erin died of a suspected heroin overdose. That rumor was picked up by others and Scott Baio eventually saw it.

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Birthday Sluts

April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Al Pacino (77)
Sara Paxton (29)
Daniel Sharman (31)
Melonie Diaz (33)
Hazel E (37)
Jacob Underwood (37)
Marguerite Moreau (40)
Jason Lee (47)
Joe Buck (48)
Gina Torres (48)
Renee Zellweger (48)
Hank Azaria (53)
Andy Bell (53)
Jeffrey DeMunn (70)
Talia Shire (71)
Stu Cook (72)
Bjorn Ulvaeus (72)
Len Goodman (73)
William Roache (85)
Ella Fitzgerald (1917-1996)

Pic: Paramount Pictures

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