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August 20, 2018 / Posted by:

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Robert Plant (70)
Demi Lovato (26)
Alex Newell (26)
Brant Daugherty (33)
Josh Flagg (33)
Andrew Garfield (35)
Meghan Ory (36)
Ben Barnes (37)
Jamie Cullum (39)
Kimberly Stewart (39)
Nicole Curtis (42)
Amy Adams (44)
Misha Collins (44)
Santino Rice (44)
Jonathan Ke Quan (47)
David Walliams (47)
Fred Durst (48)
KRS-One (53)
Carole Radziwill (55)
James Marsters (56)
David O. Russell (60)
Joan Allen (62)
Al Roker (64)
Connie Chung (72)
Ron Paul (83)
Don King (87)

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Birthday Sluts

August 19, 2018 / Posted by:

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John Stamos (55)
Ethan Cutkosky (19)
Romeo Miller (29)
Christina Perri (32)
Tammin Sursok (35)
Erika Christensen (36)
Michelle Borth (40)
Callum Blue (41)
Tracie Thoms (43)
Fat Joe (48)
Paula Jai Parker (49)
Matthew Perry (49)
Tabitha Soren (51)
Lee Ann Womack (52)
Kevin Dillon (53)
Kyra Sedgwick (53)
Adam Arkin (62)
Peter Gallagher (63)
Jonathan Frakes (66)
John Deacon (67)
Tipper Gore (70)
Gerald McRaney (71)
Bill Clinton (72)
Johnny Nash (78)
Jill St. John (78)
Nate Dogg (1969-2011)
Coco Chanel (1883-1971)

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

August 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Downyflake Waffles!

If you asked anyone who was alive in the 1980s if they remember Downyflake Waffles, there’s a 98% chance that they’d look at you with a mixture of confusion and grossness, because: 1 – They’d have no idea what you’re talking about. And 2 – They’d dry heave over the thought of Downy fabric softener getting so desperate for new products that they made fresh-laundry-flavored waffles. But Downyflake frozen waffles had nothing to do with Downy fabric softener and they were around up until the mid-90s.

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Birthday Sluts

August 18, 2018 / Posted by:

Robert Redford (82)
Madelaine Petsch (24)
Frances Bean Cobain (26)
Mika (35)
Andy Samberg (40)
Kaitlin Olson (43)
Chris Kelly (48)
Malcolm-Jamal Warner (48)
Edward Norton (49)
Everlast (49)
Christian Slater (49)
Sarita Choudhury (52)
Bob Harper (53)
Craig Bierko (54)
Bob Woodruff (57)
Eddie Santiago (58)
Madeleine Stowe (60)
Denis Leary (61)
Carole Bouquet (61)
Elayne Boosler (66)
Martin Mull (75)
Roman Polanski (85)
Rosalynn Carter (91)
Patrick Swayze (1952-2009)
Shelley Winters (1920-2006)

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Afternoon Crumbs

August 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Janet Jackson and Daddy Yankee did a song and video together, and never mind that the video made me reach for the Dramamime with all that camera motion and shit. My favorite scene was where Janet, giving us Wakanda royalty, and Daddy Yankee, giving us pimp from Wonderland, are casually hanging out on a NYC roof. The only thing that was missing from the scene was the old grouchy lady who lives in the apartment below hitting her ceiling with a broomstick because they were making too much noise. That old grouchy lady better watch out, though, because Janet can cut a trick with those cheekbones – Lainey Gossip

Meanwhile, on another rooftop somewhere, musical Ambien was being made – Towleroad

Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness ALLEGEDLY followed Zoe Kravitz around, and it actually annoyed her. The fuck?! Oh, Zoe Kravitz, I can’t look at you anymore! – Pajiba

I’ve seen way too many shark movies lately (The Meg, Santa Shark, etc…), because I kept picturing a shark looking at Elizabeth Hurley’s legs from below the ocean with a napkin around its neck and a fork and knife in its fins – Drunken Stepfather

I was going to say that Kim Kartrashian looks like a Real Doll from the 90s, but even Real Dolls look more real than this – Celebitchy

Thanks to this cover of the New York Daily News, I’m sad we never got to see Aretha Franklin as Belle from Beauty and the Beast Kenneth In The (212) 

The Hills are (probably) alive with the sound of Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt screaming their nipples off about finally getting another check – Just Jared

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