Justin Bieber is supposedly taking a break from terrorizing ear drums to go on an Eat. Pray. Love. journey of self-discovery. Justin will eat lots of string cheese in his high-chair, Pray while wearing his favorite Hawaiian-print shirt, and Love when his wife Hailey Baldwin takes all his money from him since they don’t have a prenup. No, he trusts that she’s going to love him unconditionally and forever, like all those other Hollywood romances.
The gift that keeps on giving, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian‘s child support fight, is swinging into phase three: bringing in the rest of the koven. After Blac Chyna’s “clapback” yesterday, I guess the Kardashian’s decided to tag in The Big Pimp into the media mess.
When you’re a professional fame whore/mistake child you know how to squeeze all the attention you can out of any given moment of exposure. Blac Chyna is well-versed in this art and after yesterday’s reporting about Rob Kardashian trying to get out of paying her child support, she knew that she could get herself an extra twenty minutes of people clicking her social media posts if she kept talking about it. Because all well-meaning mothers want to bring up their child support issues in the public domain so that their friends and family can all know about it and their child can one day see the headlines in the future. Looks like Blac Chyna really was planning on becoming a soul-sucking media-mom Kardashian, huh?
Variety is reporting that Cardi B, Chance the Rapper and T.I. have landed themselves gigs on a new Netflix hip-hop music competition show called Rhythm + Flow. The show has been in development for over a year over at the biggest Wing Man of the new century (Netflix & Chill Generation) but finally got the green light after nabbing those judges. Cardi B getting paid to judge people? Nicki Minaj is going to be furious on her radio show. “You think Harriet Tubman judged other women???!!!” *Gunshot**Gunshot**Police siren*
The fame whore who finessed the Kardashians, Blac Chyna may find her flow of checks signed by a Kardashian hand slowing down as her ex, Rob Kardashian, is trying his damndest to pay her less child support for their daughter, Dream.
The Blast is reporting that Rob has filed some more legal documents after months of fighting over payments. Rob had been ordered to pay $20,000 a month to Blac Chyna. Rob says he “can no longer afford these orders” (official reason for that being: BECAUSE DUH) and is asking for that number to come down. Continue reading
Private chefs must have tough jobs; constantly preparing overly-specific meals for finicky rich people must get irritating fast. Now imagine that rich person is the actual QUEEN of England. That shit is too real. The Mirror is reporting that the job may be open for new talent, as a cook once served up something the Queen certainly did not find appetizing: an actual slug. No word if she snapped for one of her minions and said, “I’ve got a Camilla in my salad. Banish it from my sight at once!” Continue reading