Looks like Tom Cruise‘s “No Dating For Five Years” clause in his divorce from Katie Holmes is really over. Like REALLY over. I mean we got Katie’s rep to give a seven-word statement on the matter last month and now we have pictures of them together? Fuck me, my head is spinning from all this BREAKING NEWS in the world of FoxHol. Continue reading
Just days after Elon Musk’s pedophile comment about a Thai cave rescuer, another nerdy billionaire has said, “Hold my $1,000 glass of The Glenvinet 50-year-old scotch malt whisky,” to Elon. Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg is the next one making a stop on the: “Sorry For Being Sticking My Billionaire Foot In My Billionaire Mouth” train. Choo-choo!
Looks like Tyrese Gibson finally smartened up when it comes to his beef with America’s muscled-up sweetheart Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. “Says fucking who?” – Vin Diesel
Britney Spears’ boyfriend, muscle model Sam Asghari, did a lengthy interview with Men’s Health and it is about as interesting as an interview can be with someone who’s life story is: “I decided I wasn’t happy with my body one day and started working out, then I got cast in a music video and now I’m dating the pop star whose video it was.” So not very interesting. But I read it for you, because I was hoping for shirtless pictures. You can read the story for yourself or you can read my dramatic retelling. Continue reading
Elle Macpherson saw Jerry Hall marrying an evil billionaire and showed her up by getting with an anti-vaxx villain.
54-year-old Elle was spotted canoodling with former British doctor, 61-year-old Andrew Wakefield while in Miami at a farmer’s market. You may be asking yourself: “Why did Kristian say ‘former’?” Well kiddos, it’s because he is no longer allowed to practice medicine in the UK.
Because I’m sure your brain keeps important info like this, I’m sure you remember how Kourtney Kardashian‘s boyfriend Younes Bendjima got konfused about what his girlfriend does for “work.” We have an update. And by that I mean, the Kardashians sent out a few statements to E! News through their minions.