Megan Fox sat down with The New York Times for an interview where she showed us she’s the authority on space archaeology (every Scientologist just got the tingles for her) by talking about the ancient astronaut theory, and her new show on the Travel Channel Legends of the Lost. She also shared why she hasn’t told her own stories about being sexually harassed in Hollywood.
Cardi B is once again talking about that night at the Harper’s Bazaar ICONS party where she tried to put a hole in Nicki Minaj‘s head through the use of a wayward Louboutin. But surprisingly, she isn’t talking about how excited she is for round two and letting Nicki know which street corner to meet her on for the follow-up.
The Sun Says That Prince Harry Once Accused His Brother Of Trying To Ruin His Relationship With Duchess Meghan
As you know Duchess Meghan has been terrorizing the poor innocent civilians working at the palace for some time now, and has even been making the Royal Family look at each other from the corner of their eyes while saying nothing because it’s impolite for royalty to bring up rudeness. Well that proper British passive-aggression may be wearing thin, honey.
The Sun is now saying that the royal drama started two years ago when Prince Harry and Prince William fought about Meghan. I guess since E! canceled The Royals the actual Royal Family are hoping to fill the vacuum.
TMZ is reporting that there was drama family court when it was revealed that rapper Chief Keef is aiming for the title of “Deadbeatiest Dad” and has managed in his 23 years alive on this planet to amass a grand total of nine children with nine different women. Everyone already knew he had five kids, but recent court documents showed that he’s also got four kids and they’re all under the age of 5. Clearly he’s allergic to condoms and good sense.
What do you do when you’re richer than everyone, have dated every twenty-something in the Victoria’s Secret catalog, flown private for years despite constantly campaigning for climate change and vaped at the Golden Globes? I’ll tell you. Leonardo DiCaprio is trying to solidify his already stalwart place in the Douche Bag Frat Boy Hall of Fame by spending his millions on some ancient dinosaur bones. What a great conversation piece. He can teach the models he dates how to say “stegosaurus”.
Merry Christmas to the layaway users of two Walmarts in the Atlanta area! You have been blessed by the Christmas gods, honey! AKA: blessed by little-known movie mogul Tyler Perry. TMZ says that Tyler Perry became Santa Perry because he went out and bought gifts for all the poor people of the world… which in this economy is all of us.