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Rob Kardashian No Longer Has To Pay Blac Chyna Child Support

March 26, 2019 / Posted by:

Blac Chyna and failed sock mogul Rob Kardashian have been fighting over custody and child support for months, and it looked liked they settled the mess by the end of last month. There wasn’t much info at the time, and I’m sure we all couldn’t wait to hear every last detail of what made these two idiots rub their last brain cells together and come up with a plan, but now TMZ has all the tea. And Chyna’s glass is bitter AF. It’s not looking good for Chyna in terms of her ca$$$$hing in on the Koven. It’s seems that the Kardashian Gravy Train will no longer be pulling it’s fat ass into Blac Chyna Station as Rob is going to be paying Blac Chyna a whopping $0 in monthly child support.

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Elisabeth Hasselback Is Disturbed And Offended By Rosie O’Donnell Once Having A Crush On Her 

March 26, 2019 / Posted by:

The new book about all the secret goings-on behind the scenes of The Hen House, aka The View–Ladies Who Punch: The Explosive Inside Story of The View–is revealing more behind-the-scenes messiness. Nothing as messy and exciting as Kathy Griffin explaining Barbara Walters favorite kind of lubricant, but it’s close-ish. This new dingleberry of info is that Rosie O’Donnell had a crush on her alleged arch-nemesis, Elisabeth Hasselbeck. That has made Elisabeth get on her knees…and pray for Rosie’s sinful lesbian soul!

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Pauly D Allegedly Got “Ab Etching”

March 25, 2019 / Posted by:

You know how the Jersey Shore douches are all about that GTL (gym, tan, laundry) life? Well, that was years ago and now sources are saying that Pauly D is currently more about that PTL (plastic surgery, tan, laundry) life, because they say his hard cum gutters are from something called ab etching.

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Duchess Kate Considered Suing Over A Story Claiming She’s Phasing Out Her Bestie 

March 25, 2019 / Posted by:

There’s more drama at the palace, but Duchess Meghan can sigh relief because this time the drama isn’t surrounding how horrible of a person everyone who isn’t friends with her alleges her to be. No, it’s the other Duchess in the crosshairs this time, as Duchess Kate is rumored to be acting like Regina George high off adderall and is trying to “phase out” one of her best friends. Remember the pre-social media days when phasing someone out was as easy as not answering a phone call? Simpler times.

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Justin Bieber Is Getting Blamed For Iceland Closing A Tourist Spot

March 25, 2019 / Posted by:

Justin Bieber ruins everything. Music. Canada. Fashion. Add another to the list: the environment. Just when you thought there was nothing else Justin’s man-boy hands could touch and turn to shit, he finds a way to get in there and swirl it up. It’s being reported that Justin is sort-of responsible for the closure of a popular Icelandic hotspot due to the tourism there going up drastically all because Justin used it as the backdrop of a music video. I wonder why when rappers film their videos in the hood, tourism doesn’t go up in those locations?

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The Gronk Is Retiring From Football

March 25, 2019 / Posted by:

If you saw that “Gronk” was trending on Twitter yesterday and thought to yourself, “Is that the guy from Emperor’s New Groove? Why is he trending?” I have news for you: That character’s name is Kronk. With a K.

29-year-old Rob Gronkowski announced that he’s retiring from the game of football and apparently people care. TMZ is reporting that my uncle is finally going to read one of my posts on this site because it’s about one of his favorite football players retiring. The New England Patriot tight end (which is also the name of my Grindr profile) announced on Instagram that he is leaving pro football after almost ten years in the sport.

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