There’s trouble in the Lord’s Paradise for devout Jesus-lover Justin Bieber and his now-former religious-maestro, pastor Carl Lentz.
TMZ has video of a pap talking to Hillsong Church pastor Carl. Carl was out saving heathens from purgatory in Sydney, Australia when a photographer asked about the most important news to hit us in recent memory. Yes, I’m talking about those two super rich people getting engaged with that extremely expensive ring. The pap asked Carl if it was true he would be officiating the wedding between Bieber and fiancée Hailey Baldwin, and he did not come off as on-board. Continue reading
UsWeekly has found out some sad news. Jessica Biel’s rich lady side project and quirky-named overpriced eatery for the top 3% of infants–Au Fudge–has closed its doors. And it probably has a lot to do with many of the reviews saying that it should’ve been called “Oh shit!” because that’s what they said when walking into that dirty mess of a place and looking at the $17 burger on the menu. Open for almost two years, the “trendy eatery” was founded with the idea that rich moms should be able to drink mimosas and eat fudge in peace while their children did art and whatever while watched by their nannies. Where will those rich moms go now?!
In “this has happened before and it will happen again and again and again and again” news, Azealia Banks is fighting with someone, but this time a taste of her own medicine has left her so sad that she’s canceled her new album.
25-year-old Younes Bendjima, the current man getting on that Kardashian gravy train, commented on an Instagram picture of 35-year-old Kourtney Kardashian where her ass was showing. No, she wasn’t taking a pic with Kris. Her actual ass was showing, which is about as scandalous as well… a Kardashian showing her ass of on Instagram. If a Kardashian tries to post a picture on IG where she’s not showing her ass, I’m pretty sure Instagram immediately labels the account as “fraudulent” and shuts it down thinking they were hacked.
Younes and Kourtney have been dating for almost two years, so he’s been knowing that Kardashian game for a while. Yet for some reason he still felt the need to write: “That’s what you need to show to get likes?” Um? What? Maybe he doesn’t actually know who he’s dating? Or who her family is? I’m… genuinely confused by the question. Would you ask McDonald’s if they have to sell fries to make money? It’s McDonald’s!
24-year-old Harry Styles finished up his first tour Saturday in Los Angeles, where he performed his last show in Harry Styles: Live on Tour at The Forum. Since it’s Hollywood and going to a concert is a form of self-promotion in itself, a whole bunch of celebrity-types were in attendance. People reports that Kendall Jenner attended her ex-fake-boyfriend’s show, as well as Shawn Mendes, Meghan Trainor, Phoebe Tonkin and Michael Clifford (of 5 Seconds of Summer).
Harry got all emotional and shit during his last show and decided to tell the audience how much he loved and appreciated them.
Demi Lovato is in “the news” for holding hands with a man after leaving Warwick nightclub in Hollywood. Can you imagine getting in “the news” for holding hands? Demi’s PR whore is probably starting the week off right by getting a “job well done” bonus from her. Continue reading