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Matt Damon Almost Shed Tears When George Clooney Told Him About The Twins

February 10, 2017 / Posted by:

George and Amal Clooney are still LARPing as our generation’s JFK and Jackie. And that means the clock has started on the non-stop baby news. As we know, Amal is pregnant with twins (which is SO in right now). George’s friend Matt Damon is starting to do press for The Great Wall just as the news of the Clooney twins broke. Matt told Entertainment Tonight Canada that he knew about the twins waaaaay before everyone else did, and he almost cried. Probably because he knew the end of the world is upon us now we’ve seen the final sign of the apocalypse (aka the news that George Clooney is going be a father).

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Lady Gaga Got Herself A New Man

February 10, 2017 / Posted by:

Giving the world one of those sly smiles that says, “I’m fresh off a hot piece’s groin zone,” here comes Lady Gaga with the news that she’s moved on from hot Taylor Kinney. People reports that 30-year-old Gaga has made 48-year-old talent manager Christian Carino the new Gatekeeper and Keymaster of her little monster.

The “Joanne” singer is dating CAA talent agent Christian Carino, a source confirms exclusively to PEOPLE. On Jan. 28, the budding couple were spotted getting affectionate at a Kings of Leon concert, says an onlooker, and were spotting cuddling on the Super Bowl LI field over the weekend.

And here’s a pic of Joaquin Phoenix-looking Christian fucking Gaga’s cheek with his nose during rehearsals for the Super Bowl:

Christian used to date Lauren Cohan (aka Maggie from The Walking Dead) and his clients include Miley Cyrus, Xtina, Baby Boy Bieber, and J.Lo. Despite being extremely fame-adjacent, Christian has been able to maintain a low profile. For example: E! compiled a handy list of Christian’s Fun Factz and they include such gems as “likes music.” So, hats off to him for keeping thing so private.

I learned everything I know about relationships with talent agents by listening to Carrie Fisher‘s Wishful Drinking on tape, so celebrity + agent usually equals messy SCANDAL in my mind. But well, Gaga and Christian make sense. And am I the only one who read “Christian Carino” and had visions of Gaga dressing up as her dude alter ego Jo Calderone to get it on? Oh, it was just me? Okay.

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Conor Kennedy Was Arrested After A Bar Fight In Aspen

December 30, 2016 / Posted by:

It seems like only yesterday that Taylor Swift was living her Jackie O. fantasy, sinking her teeth and nails into then 18-year-old Conor Kennedy. Well, Conor is all grown up now (a wizened 22-year-old), and he’s doing grown people shit. Like, for instance, getting into bar fights at nightclubs in Aspen, Colorado.

The Aspen Times reports that Conor was out with his buddy at a club when some jerks called his friend a gay slur. So young master Kennedy dusted off his finest slapping glove and demanded that the brute apologize.

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Jennifer Lopez And Drake’s Stunt Keeps On Going

December 30, 2016 / Posted by:

I know what you’re thinking and no, the above photo is not from the Area 51 vault, even though it definitely looks like JLo and her associate are putting the final touches on an ultra realistic Drakebot.

I have to hand it to Jennifer Lopez and Drake. They manage to continue grabbing those headlines without, you know, doing anything. They have achieved my greatest wish in life: to make the most money with the least effort. This is how it’s done! And yes, I am taking detailed notes.

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Burke Ramsey Is Suing CBS For $750 Million

December 29, 2016 / Posted by:

Burke Ramsey, the older brother of JonBenét Ramsey, finally made good on his threat to sue CBS (and others) for ruining his reputation with this year’s series The Case of: JonBenét Ramsey. The NY Times reports that Burke was not at all pleased with the conclusion of the show, which says he probably killed JonBenét because of some pineapple thievery, and his parents did some extra shady shit to protect him.

In the lawsuit filed Wednesday, Burke Ramsey claims that the network, its production company and the experts interviewed in the series on the unsolved murder conspired to defame him for publicity and profit … The new lawsuit says CBS and its featured experts set out to conduct a “sham reinvestigation” of the murder with “the preconceived the storyline” that Ramsey killed his sister and conspired with his parents to cover it up.

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Ariana Grande Slaps Back At A Fan Who Made Her Feel “Objectified”

December 28, 2016 / Posted by:

Ariana Grande is no stranger to some casual misogyny and today she clapped back at haters with her signature Grande Slam. People reports that Ariana tweeted out a story about being objectified while out with her boyfriend, rapper Mac Miller. Apparently the couple was out grabbing food when a very enthusiastic fan approached the duo:

“I thought all of this was cute and exciting until he said ‘ariana is sexy as hell man i see you, i see you hitting that!!!’” … “This may not seem like a big deal to some of you but I feel sick and objectified,” Grande continued. “I was also sitting right there when he said it.”

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