We needed a win for the #metoo annals this week, after the sad story of Asia Argento and her alleged sexual assault victim Jimmy Bennett unfurled with yet another busted chain in the link. Somewhat more optimistically, Terry Crews has shared the letter of apology that Adam Venit, the agent accussed of groping him at Adam Sandler‘s party in February 2016, issued to him a few months ago. I say “somewhat” more optimistically because the letter is full of “I, me, mines” and seems to have everything to do with Adam Venit’s feelings and very little to do with Terry’s, but Terry seems happy and that’s all that matters. Read on and you be the jury and the judge.
While about 1.8 million Americans were driving through the McDonald’s window this morning for their Sausage McMuffin With Egg (I had to Google the breakfast menu for that gem- apparently despite A & W selling out of their Beyond Beef burgers in Canada this summer, not everyone in the world is vegan yet), Susan Lucci was working out on her Pilates PRO Chair, and you best believe, looking damn fabulous doing it! Susan says that at the age of 71, she works out six days a week and is proud of her rock hard abs.
Denise Richards married Aaron Phypers yesterday as planned in an intimate Malibu wedding ceremony that included only their closest family and friends. But don’t worry, “intimate Malibu wedding ceremony” translates to fully filmed and currently being edited for the upcoming ninth season of The Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills. That’s right, if you didn’t make the invite list, don’t worry! Just like Charlie Sheen, who may or may not have been in attendance yesterday, you can relive all the wedding magic as soon as the next season of RHOBH kicks off! Continue reading
In the tower of his fancy London political asylum cell, Julian Assange is celebrating like a giddy boy today with the news that Pamela Anderson has dumped her World Cup winning French soccer star boyfriend Adil Rami after he reportedly gave her a Cartier pre-engagemnt ring. Pamela, who customarily likes her men a bit more skinny and dirt baggy, has apparently had enough of Adil’s healthy soccer player glow and has kicked him to the curb after about a year of living together. Continue reading
Denise Richards is getting married today in Malibu and it’s been reported by Us Weekly that Charlie Sheen is invited. There are no promises, I’m just saying that there could be reports of tiger blood shed or a menagerie of “goddesses” creating a champagne and canapé shortage at the reception before jumping into the pool. There may or may not be a drug dealer arrested lurking around the valet booth, and we might be able to see video footage of Charlie grabbing the mic off of a bridesmaid for an impromptu wedding speech. In other words, Denise Richards is getting married to Aaron Phypers today, and it could be the greatest wedding of this century.
Mary J. Blige And Faith Evans May Or May Not Have Gotten Into A Physical Altercation At Diddy’s NYFW Party
If the Twitterverse was as reputable a source for news media as The New York Times, we’d have ourselves a Pulitzer contending piece this morning with a fully fact checked and eye witnessed account of Mary J. Blige and Faith Evans getting laying some “hateration” upon each other at Diddy‘s New York Fashion Week party in the Hamptons last night. Alas, Twitter has a little way to go (read: miles and miles) before anything written or read on there can be taken at face value, so Mary J. and Faith probably did not have a wig pulling, shoe throwing fight, and we’ll have to satiate our animal instincts by replaying on a loop the video of Cardi B. throwing her shoe at Nicki Minaj.