Here’s Britney Spears at a pre-Grammys party Clive Davis threw to honor BET head Debra Lee. That dress is definitely… a choice. It gives the illusion that you can almost see Britney’s up-top, and her beautiful womanly mystery down below. But let’s look at those eyes. That is a thousand-yard stare if I’ve ever seen one. I’m not sure what drugs they’ve currently got tethering the poor girl to reality so she can keep the money rolling in, but they might want to decrease the dosage just a scooch. I think she can see through walls. Unless she just came from the optometrist’s and had her eyes dilated. Let’s go with that.
Check out more pics of Brit Brit in the gallery below.
Critics’ darling Frank Ocean withdrew his hugely successful (both critically and commerically) Blonde album from Grammy consideration this year and won’t be performing.
In an interview with Rolling Stone (via Pitchfork), Grammy producers Ken Ehrlich and David Wild were asked why this was so. They responded by opining that Frank’s performance of his song “Forrest Gump” at the 2013 Grammys sucked and that he didn’t want to give us the sequel. Frank took to Tumblr to refute this, and explain exactly why he wasn’t Grammy-bound this year. And it’s all Taylor Swift’s fault (everything is)!
Part two of the BDSM for boring people Fifty Shades epic, Fifty Shades Darker, premiered this weekend. Inexplicably, it’s a hit and Deadline is reporting that it’s going to open at #2 at the box office, right behind The Lego Batman Movie. In fact, they’re saying it’s “the fourth-biggest opening ever for an R-rated film, behind the first offering, Deadpool and The Matrix Revolutions.” Box Office Mojo estimates that it will make close to $50 million this weekend alone.
It’s gotta be cold out there in space when you’re rocketed off of Planet Beyonce. Ask her pops. Matthew Knowles used to run the Destiny’s Child/Beyonce show. Now he’s finding out his daughter is pregnant with twins like the rest of a stunned universe did – when a truly “WTF?” photoshoot of a pregnant Beyonce went up online.
Last week, President Donald Trump was reportedly traumatized by Melissa McCarthy’s impression of his
propaganda minister press secretary Sean Spicer on Saturday Night Live. You could tell, just by the fact that he didn’t launch into a Twitler tirade about it. The short-fingered silence was deafening!
Some of us can barely reach behind us to shut off a light without fear of dislocating shoulders, yet there is someone out there LIMBOING under an SUV and out the other side! You don’t see that happening on a Carnival Cruise ship!
Dallas, Texas’ news channel WFAA is hosting a video of Shemika Charles, the limbo queen to end all limbo queens in down-to-ground and then-some action. Does she win voguing battles? She should. Please note that she’s also carrying two trays of drinks!
Check out video from a recent stunt at a New York car dealership. Shemika limbos UNDER an SUV while holding two trays of drinks. And she didn’t spill a single drop!
Shemika, who is from Trinidad and Tobago, is known around the world for her limbo feats. She holds two world records, including lowest limbo (8.5 inches) and furthest distance in the limbo position (10.1 feet at 12 inches high).
You can follow Shemika and her limboing adventures on Twitter! If I was a car salesman, I would always have Shemika on hand to do this trick to delight and fascinate my potential customers into buying.
Check out Shemika the Limbo Queen putting her back into it below.