Haven’t we all been Kratu at one time or another? Haven’t we all worn a spiritual t-shirt that read “FUCK EFFORT” at some point in our lives? Especially when our bossy owners are trying to make us run some undignified obstacle course.
This post really only needs three words. Those three words being: “NO FUCKING DUH.” Tumblr recently banned porn and The Verge reports that they’ve lose a huge amount of users. You don’t say. As a FORMER user of Tumblr myself (mind your business), I can attest to the fact that it’s no longer bookmarked in MY browsers (mind your business). And I’m sure that it’s the same sitch for tons of other gentlefolk with chronic masturbatory habits. Just sayin’. (Mind your business.)
Angelina Jolie recently popped up at the live-action Dumbo premiere with a good amount of her and Brad Pitt’s children on display. This inspired a “source” to reach out to Us Weekly to claim that Angie taking the kids out of the house and into the sunlight displeased Brad. One would think he’d be too busy debating whether or not to try and get ex-wife Jennifer Aniston back in his hemp-smelling clutches seeing as they’ve been seen in the same room lately. But you know, kids are important and stuff or whatever, bro.
TMZ claimed yesterday that Paris Jackson attempted suicide at her home in L.A. and was put on a 5150 hold. They claimed the fallout from Leaving Neverland was too much for Paris to take. A disputing source told People that Paris was hospitalized due to an “accident,” and she’s now back home and “doing fine.” Paris herself backed this up on Twitter.
According to Wikipedia, a quokka is a “is a small macropod.” What the entry fails to mention is how adorable quokkas are! They’re so adorable nibbling on little bamboo shoots or whatever that they even take some of the spotlight off of Thor Odinson (aka thirst deity Chris Hemsworth)!
Nicki Minaj is probably regretting calling her current tour “Nicki Wrld.” Not because she’s disappointed with opening act Juice Wrld (he might actually fill some seats in what is reportedly a sluggish-ticketed affair), but because the “Wrld” part isn’t working out for her venue-wise. Nicki was forced to cancel yet another show this week in Dublin, Ireland, making it the third tour date she’s nixed so far. This time, however, it wasn’t because someone forgot the extension cords. This show was cancelled because of precipitation. Rain is obviously a Cardi B fan.