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Open Post: Hosted By Cardi B’s Semi-Nude And Pregnant Rolling Stone Cover

June 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Try to say something nice. Well, er, it’s a look? The peacock tattoo is impressive? Cardi B and Offset appear to be getting along as a couple? The towering hair offsets (see what I did there?) Dracula’s fitted sheet nicely? Offset keeps his shoes shined like a gentleman? There might be a “I just want to sit the fuck down and put my swollen feet up” look on the mother-to-be’s face, but hey, she’s on the cover of Rolling Stone which used to mean something but there’s still a song about it so yay?

Keeping it positive here seemed imperative considering some of the comments on Rolling Stone’s post of this cover.

Folks are tough on Cardi B, so she should have just trolled her h8ers by smoking a cigarette in this pic while balancing an ashtray on her belly.

Pic: Instagram

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Jason Mraz Might Have Come Out As Bisexual

June 17, 2018 / Posted by:

The under-the-radar Hot Body of 2008 Jason Mraz might be the type of guy who is sexually attracted to more than one type of genitals. 40-year-old Jason has been a staunch supporter of the LBGTQ community for a while now and penned a love letter-type poem to the queer nation for Billboard celebrating Pride Month. And he closed it with an interesting line.

“I am bi your side.”

Play on words or into more than one gender? Jason is Canadian, and they’re inherently nice people outside of the hockey rink (Canadian hockey players are usually missing teeth and they are more than willing to make their opponents look like them) so he could have been just being cute and supportive. Or he’s not looking to restrict himself to vagine.

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Kim Kardashian Isn’t Ruling Out Running For Public Office One Day 

June 17, 2018 / Posted by:

 

Kim Kardashian-West recently benefited from all the hard work of the American Civil Liberties Union and Mic by getting herself some airtime as the sudden savior of the free Alice Marie Johnson movement. Johnson, a non-violent drug offender who was serving a disproportionate-to-the-crime life sentence without the possibility of parole, had her sentence commuted by President Trump last week, seemingly at Kim’s behest. Kimmy got this done during a visit to the White House to meet with our burgeoning Dictator-In-Chief one-on-one. She’s just lucky that Alice Marie Johnson is black and that someone clued Agent Orange in that proclaiming white nationalists to be “fine people” probably won’t earn him the black vote in 2020.

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Bow Down, Beyoncé And Jay-Z’s Joint Album Shook The Internet Yesterday

June 17, 2018 / Posted by:

Were you awoken this morning by a chorus of screaming angels, your dwelling shuddering and threatening to splinter apart, and your pets speaking in tongues? Don’t panic. It’s not the end of the world, it’s the long-rumored Beyoncé and Jay-Z collaborative album dropping. Everything Is Love by The Carters (their married named) arrived last night, and you can hear it – naturally – on Jay-Z’s sort of stalled music streaming service Tidal. This is the record that was supposed to save that ego-fest back in ’15!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Siberian Husky Chilling In An Ice Maker

June 16, 2018 / Posted by:

For those of us who are fat and rendered irritable and senseless by fiery temperatures, Kinston, NC’s Mako the Siberian Husky is our new leader. Fuck air conditioning, dips in the pool, remaining perfectly still, or imagining yourself up a snowy mountain. Just straight-up climb into an ice maker and lay your body down. This vid was taken from Mako’s owner and Kinton business owner Eric S. Rouse’ Facebook page (he’s already calling himself Mako’s manager) and posted to YouTube. Mako has his own Facebook page now, too! Here’s the scoop via Kinston.com.

When they got back to the house, Mako had a drink of water and everybody went there own way. But a little later Rouse heard something and went to investigation. He saw Mako’s hind legs climbing into the ice machine near his garage. He called his wife and told her to start videoing it.

“I guess he smelled the ice or felt the cold air and flipped it open with his nose and got in, knowing it would feel good,” Rouse said.

When they opened the door to the ice machine, there was Mako, lying content on the ice. He turned his head away from the attention.

“I’m so ashamed,” Eric Rouse said on the video like he was talking for the dog.

But Mako wasn’t ashamed. He turned his head back around and buried his snout in the ice and went to sleep, enjoying the coolest place in the house.

Ashamed? The hell is wrong with you, Eric? Mako should be celebrated by sweaty bitches everywhere for pooh-poohing social mores and lowering his body temperature in the most efficient way possible. Who gives a crap if some of your customers have dog hair in their soda? The South is sweltering!

Pic: YouTube

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In “Sounds About Right” News, A Minnesota Woman Got Her Head Stuck In A Tailpipe

June 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Everybody’s got a friend like Minnesota’s Kaitlyn Strom. She’s the wacky one who’s always taking things to the next level. She’s the one who sees the exhaust pipe on a big truck and stuffs her fool head in it for laughs! She’s also the one who inspires even more laughs when she can’t get out of that tailpipe and has to remain there with her head up a truck’s ass for 45 minutes until the authorities have to get the chainsaw. Oh, that Kaitlyn is so full of beans!

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