Well, well, well. How quickly things can change. Olympic skier and PyeongChang’s most scrumptious morsel Gus Kenworthy (Spandexed dream Chris Mazdzer is straight and I don’t want to talk about it) kissed his boyfriend, actor Matt Wilkas, right on camera. Go them! Hell, go all of us. Everybody should be allowed to show their cheesy love to the masses. And they showed a pride flag! Hopefully the vice-president was watching and it made his usual bland expression crack and anger poured out of his homophobic face.
Outsports reported on Gus Kenworthy having previously spoken about the 2014 Olympics at Sochi. He’s described how horrible he felt about not being out and being unable to acknowledge his boyfriend and how it made him feel like “a coward.”
Below is the clip of the historic moment in gay PDA, co-starring Tyler Oakley….
— Emerson Collins (@ActuallyEmerson) February 18, 2018
Lionel Richie’s daughter Sofia Richie, 19, is in a relationship with Kardashian kast-off Scott Disick, 34. In some relationships, age difference is of no concern and if everybody’s legal and happy – play ball. And then there’s the relationship in which your man is the kind of guy who left his rich girlfriend and their three kids to keep partying on yachts but is probably still driving the Bentley she bought him and he likes you to wear bikinis around his friends so he can show off your hot body and brag about it. That’s this kind of relationship.
Sofia’s dad, American Idol judge and legendary smooth operator Lionel, appears to feel the same way. He told The Daily Telegraph (via People) that he thinks Sofia and Scott are “just a phase“. This means that Lionel doesn’t like his daughter’s dude and Scott has never been invited to the Richie manse to see the giant clay Lionel head from the “Hello” video. It’s surely displayed in a glass case in their foyer and it’s a privilege to view it in person. Continue reading
Hollywood legend and calcium queen Sally Field, is trying to hook her openly gay son Sam Griesman up with Winter Olympics darling and obvious Hocus Pocus fan Adam Rippon. Get in line, sis! Everybody wants a piece of that sassy twink. But, unlike the rest of the horny Adam Ripponettes out there, Sally has star power. And money. She could probably make this happen. Sam might find a spangled catsuit on his bedroom floor before he knows it!
Omarosa Says She Hasn’t Done Trump, But That There’s Someone In The White House Who Is “Sleeping Around With Everyone”
Omarosa continues to serve lukewarm tea in the Celebrity Big Brother house. Her always classy housemate, genital odor expert Brandi Glanville, asked her if she was able to clarify whether or not Trump’s carpet matched the wigs, i.e. if she FUCKED THE PRESIDENT. Omarosa also alluded to a person whom she claims is the Pass-Around Patty for the White House staff, janitor on up. Anyone know where you file your resignation letter from the human race? Continue reading
Everyone’s raving about Black Panther, which is breaking records at the box office, for being the first inclusive Marvel blockbuster and a damn good one at that. Ahem, I’m still waiting for the Northstar/Iceman/Midnighter/Apollo/Wiccan/Hulkling/any openly queer hero flick. Or just make Star-Lord gay. If he loses his voice in a tragic space accident first.
Hence, audiences being excited to see King T’Challa defend his African nation of Wakanda. So this is what happens when you’ve paid a ticket for a buzzed-about superhero action movie and receive cinematic mulch about two not-even-that-kinky wet noodles and their boring life together. Mashable shows us the reaction of viewers at the Atlantic Station theater in Atlanta, GA this week when the theater effed up and put on Fifty Shades Freed and not Black Panther. That reaction wasn’t mixed. “It’s the opposite movie!,” one astute film-goer shouts. Truth!
Aiight so this happened at Atlantic Station. They played 50 shades instead of black panther pic.twitter.com/5WhvX270Y5
— The Chef (Steve) (@ChefWaites) February 16, 2018
A “Sad” Brad Pitt Hasn’t Reached Out To Newly Single Jennifer Aniston (Who May Not Have Legally Married Justin Theroux)
Imagine if they got back together? That would keep supermarket tabs goin’ for the next 1,000 years with breathless cover stories like “EVIL ANGELINA WANTS SATAN TO CURSE REUNITED BRAD AND JENN!!!“. Actually, that might be what saves print media! So, Aniston, whenever you blast the tabs for haunting your what looks like a Lean Cuisine for One-destined life, you should remember that you’ve probably kept several companies afloat and saved jobs. Silver linings! Oh, by the way, Brad Pitt HAS NOT reached out to ex-wife Jennifer Aniston since her split with her famously bouncy jogger of a husband, Justin Theroux, according to UsWeekly. Continue reading