One of the better sketches from last night’s Saturday Night Live featured their star player Kate McKinnon playing completely delusional #MAGA apologist Kellyane Conway as the murderous clown demon Pennywise from It. Kellyanne actually didn’t need any more makeup or allusions to horror movies to make her more terrifying but this was pretty much spot-on.
You could sort of see her staging a press conference from a sewer due to a nuclear war with North Korea and explaining it away as “President Trump wanted me to demonstrate how this country’s infrastructure is crumbling because of Obama, and I’m in this sewer to highlight all of the damage that POTUS is trying to fix.” Eventually, “Kellywise” manages to bite Anderson Cooper’s arm off and drag him down with her. Honestly, because of the way that things have been going, that doesn’t seem very far-fetched.
Pink’s got a new record out (Beautiful Trauma), so she’s giving those interviews. Some of the album’s tracks are about her marriage and the difficulties that come with remaining with one person for the long haul. In a talk with The Guardian, she noted how hard monogamy can be and that it once resulted in her and husband Carey Hart not having sex for a year. That’s probably not the best way to go about enforcing monogamy? But Pink wrote “Don’t Let Me Get Me” so we can probably trust her when it comes to matters of the heart (and genitals).
Canadian Trump supporter (huh?) Kaya Jones is a former member of the Pussycat Dolls. Seemingly inspired by all of the Harvey Weinstein messiness, she’s been tweeting about her own negative experiences in the industry. As E! News points out, Kaya says that the Pussycat Dolls, who officially broke up in 2009, wasn’t a “girl group,” it was a “prostitution ring.” They definitely dressed like ladies of the evening but wasn’t that part of their whole burlesque schtick? And it gets darker… Continue reading
People reports that the beleaguered Aaron Carter has returned to rehab after settling the pressing “legal and personal matters” that “required his immediate and in-person attention.” Carter exited rehab two weeks ago to attend to those “legal and personal matters.” This was in addition to proudly showing off the loss of his abs on social media. His publicist had said at the time that Aaron would return to rehab. And he did!
Harvey Weinstein’s years-long covert campaign to eventually become the Most Reviled Man in America has just about come to fruition. You can tell you’ve made it to the Creep Hall Of Fame when other famed creeps are expressing their condolences.
Everyone needs to speak their truth and express themselves artistically. Some artists, however, don’t want to be locked into just one form of artistic expression. Take Britney Spears for example. Sometimes lip-synching in a fatigued manner and making half-hearted attempts at choreography isn’t enough for a true artiste. And that’s why she takes to the canvas and paints.
Britney threw on a halter top and some booty shorts to show her Instagram followers one of her many talents. An artist in the post-Impressionism mold, her deliberate brush strokes and thoughtful use of color reveals more about her than “E-Mail My Heart” ever could. Actually, she could probably put this on Etsy and some crazed fan would spend big bucks to snatch it up. It’s a whole new revenue stream for Brit.