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Open Post: Hosted By The Olsens Wishing Ashley Benson A Happy Birthday
Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen made a very rare social media appearance when they wished Ashley Benson, who was on Pretty Little Liars and is an Olsen superfan, a happy 30th birthday. Ashley Benson seemed THRILLED to get the message, simply captioning the post with: “dreams do come true.” And she’s not wrong. It’s thrilling seeing the elusive twins use their voices to wish a fan/friend a happy birthday. I always thought they were robots (ie Vicki from Small Wonder) who were powered by cigarettes and Starbucks. So it’s great to see them do human stuff! Even if it was done with as much enthusiasm as a hungover DMV employee who has to deal with someone asking them a million questions on a Monday.
Open Post: Hosted By Burger King’s Offer To Give Whoppers Out For “Star Wars” Spoilers
Burger King Germany is not messing around when it comes to your devotion for a Burger King Whopper, as it’s offering a FREE Whopper with the catch being that you must be willing to hear a Star Wars spoiler. You can either download an app and it will reward you with a free Whooper if you read a Star Wars spoiler, or you can go into a special store and the more Whoppers you order the more spoilers you’ll get. It’s like a Black Mirror episode for lovers of fast food and Star Wars. That said, my belly would be so full of Whoppers because I haven’t cared about Star Wars since Princess Leia made out with her brother.
Brad Pitt Went To Jennifer Aniston’s Christmas Party, And You Know What that Means
Brad Pitt attended Jennifer Aniston‘s annual tree trimming party on Saturday, and that obviously means two things: they are back together and she’s pregnant with his baby. Brad Pitt also recently showed up at Jennifer’s 50th birthday celebration, which means this is technically their second date, so a ring is probably already picked out and they are working on a baby name.
Brad’s also been coy about his dating life only saying that none of the dating rumors about him are true and Jennifer doesn’t seem to be with anyone at the moment, so this is the perfect time for them to take early-2000s-appreciation trip to pound town!
Feminist Hero Harvey Weinstein Wants To Remembered As A Man Who Helped Women In The Industry
Harvey Weinstein has clearly done a lot of self-reflection and soul searching because he wants the world to know that he should be remembered as a feminist icon who deserves a pat on the back for how much he has done for women in the industry. Obviously, his words, not mine. Or anyone else’s on the planet. I can’t even begin to process the level delusion and narcissism it takes to say those words. It’s like Jeffery Dahmer saying, “I would really like to be remembered as an amazing chef.”
Open Post: Hosted By A Fan Gifting Olivia Newton-John With The Bad Sandy Jacket She Put Up For Auction
Olivia Newton-John teamed up with Julien’s Auctions to raise money for her cancer research center, and auctioned off a lot of her memorabilia including her Bad Sandy outfit from Grease. The auction happened on November 2 and $2.4 million was raised. The Bad Sandy leather jacket alone got $243,200. And the anonymous buyer of that jacket recently gave it back to Olivia and told her it’s from “the collective soul of those who love you, those for whom you are the soundtrack of their lives.” Olivia graciously accepted the gift from her anonymous fan, and while doing so, probably thought, “Err, you could’ve just written my cancer center a check since I’m going to auction this jacket off again for even more money for my cancer center.” No, Olivia will display it at her cancer center.
Hayden Panettiere Returned To Social Media With A New Haircut
Hayden Panettiere returned to social media with shorter hair, and really, she’s doing it ALL wrong. Hayden should only be making dramatic hair changes after she breaks up with her allegedly abusive boyfriend. Unless… this is her way of letting us know that she finally cut the asshole out of her hair (and life), and if that’s the case. I love it!