Category:

Will Smith Claims He Loves The “Aladdin” Genie Memes

April 19, 2019 / Posted by:

Will Smith is making the biggest mistake of his career (and that includes when he inexplicably went after the elderly in the song “You saw my blinker, bitch“) and trying to reprise the iconic role of the Genie in Aladdin. Everyone knows that role forever belongs to Robin Williams and the only person who can play that role is NO ONE and/or the ghost of Robin Williams.

Will has taken some heat not only for reprising the role but for the look of the Genie and it even became a brief meme sensation. He’s taken all it all in stride and says he finds the memes funny and he’s learning all about the internets.

Continue reading

SHARE

Open Post: Hosted By Oprah Trying To Be Relatable By Complaining About The Price of Avocados

April 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Oprah wants us to know that even though she is a multi-billionare, she is still very much one of the people. So much so that she also complains about the price of avocados! In fact, she thinks they are so overpriced  that she bought her own damn avocado orchard and now travels with her own organic avocados. Just like all of us do! Let’s all chant together: SHE’S ONE OF US!

Continue reading

Carl’s Jr Is Coming Out With A CDB Burger For 4/20

April 18, 2019 / Posted by:

 

Carl’s jr. is capitalizing on the national holiday of stoners (4/20) and creating a burger infused with CBD oil. It’s only happening at one Carl’s Jr in Denver (of course) and only for 4/20. I can’t decide if showing up at Carl’s Jr on 4/20 for a promotional weed burger is my seventh circle of hell or would be a fun afternoon. I’m sure it would be a combination of stoned teenagers, weed connoisseurs and a subset of people just trying to get a Carl’s jr  burger who have no idea why everyone smells like a hemp factory and Bob Marley is vaguely playing the background.

Continue reading

SHARE

Soulja Boy’s Home Was Burglarized And The Thieves Bragged About It On His Instagram

April 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Soulja Boy’s home was burglarized Monday night to the tune of over $600,00 ($500,000 jewelry and $100,000 cash), which is too bad because he’s currently in jail for weapon violations  after police paid him a visit for online threats and holding a woman against her will. So really this couldn’t have happened to a better guy! And it turns out the thieves are about as good at making decisions as well as  Soulja Boy is. They went on his Instagram live to brag about their burglary skills.

Continue reading

SHARE

George Lucas Calls Jar Jar Binks His Favorite Character

April 17, 2019 / Posted by:

George Lucas is reminding us he’s rich as hell and doesn’t have time to pander to his fans or his critics, because he has named Jar Jar Binks THAT BITCH and his favorite character in one of his favorite movies of all time. Welcome to the newest Star Wars movie called Rise Of The Troll starring George Lucas and only George Lucas. Oh, Jar Jar too, of course.

Continue reading

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >