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People Are Eating Tubs Of “Mayonnaise” At Sporting Events For Twitter Fame

June 19, 2019 / Posted by:

People are bringing large tubs of “mayonnaise” to sporting events and eating what they want you to think is mayonnaise out of said tub. Presumably as a prank or to get attention on social media. And honestly, I don’t know much about sports but it feels disrespectful to mayonnaise. Mayonnaise is meant to be enjoyed in moderation and not eaten tubs at a time. And if you’re going to eat straight mayonnaise from a tub, do it where no one can see you, like under your bed or in an alley late at night. Not at a public baseball game!

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Open Post: Hosted By The Marie Curie Cake That Was Supposed To Be A Mariah Carey Cake

June 18, 2019 / Posted by:

We’ve all made the mistake of hearing a Mariah Carey song and thinking, “Is that actually Mariah Carey or is it two-time Nobel Peace Prize recipient Marie Curie?” Marie Curie is the physicist best known for discovering radioactive elements polonium and radium and being the only person to win a Nobel Peace Prize in two different categories. Mariah Carey is the pop star diva who loves rainbows, her lambs and doesn’t know who Jennifer Lopez is. Some might think it’s hard to mistake these two glamorous divas, but a bakery in England did just that.

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Prince Harry Reportedly Wanted To Make Jennifer Aniston A Princess

June 18, 2019 / Posted by:

Move over “lonely, miserable” Jennifer Aniston tabloid storylines as a new (even sadder!) Jennifer Aniston storyline is happening. Jennifer Aniston was supposed to be a princess of Britain! A new book is claiming Prince Harry wanted Jennifer Aniston to be his forever princess, but she couldn’t get past the 16 year age difference. This is what happens when an AniSTAN (I’m assuming that’s what they call themselves) writes fanfiction while high on bath salts after scrolling through The Daily Mail’s royal section.

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Chris Martin And Dakota Johnson Reportedly Split Due To Her Not Wanting To Make Babies

June 17, 2019 / Posted by:

Chris Martin and Dakota Johnson have ended their 18 month relationship, allegedly due to Chris really wanting to make some Martin-Johnson kids, and Dakota wanting to make more porn lite like Fifty Shades of Grey movies and buddy comedies with Rebel Wilson. Basically, 29-year-old Dakota wanted to focus on her career and Chris Martin wanted to focus on not becoming another internet meme and procreating with her.

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Lady Gaga Kissed Her Married Trumpet Player During Her Las Vegas Show

June 17, 2019 / Posted by:

 

After hearing that Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper’s amazing chemistry” in A Star Is Born didn’t help his relationship with Irina Shayk, Gaga has found a way to get people to stop talking about her being the demise of Bradley and Irina by kissing a married man onstage. Why not try to drown one lukewarm scandal with an even more lukewarm scandal?

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