Amber Heard has shown that nothing gets her lady bits going quite like a good frittata and a cappuccino. Breakfast had to shield its eyes when she and on-and-off-again ex Elon Musk slurped on each other over pancakes last year. And just when the most important meal of the day thought it had got a break, Amber is back at it with her new boo thang Vito Schnabel. Continue reading
Casual dating my ass! There have been rumors that Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, both newly single, have each other walking side to side. While it has been kinda confirmed that they’re casually dating, an Ariana fans thinks they have matching tattoos. Either they are way more than casual, or Ariana is pulling a page from the 2004 Britney Spears marriage playbook!
Hugh Grant is apparently going to take on the unthinkable. marriage. People says 57-year-old Hugh got engaged to his longtime girlfriend and mother of three of his kids, Anna Eberstein, which is kind of hard to comprehend since I’m pretty sure hehas tried pick-up lines on every woman in Britain…including THE QUEEN. Hugh and Anna did the subtle, classy British thing of just posting a notice in the newspaper over the weekend of their intent to marry. Granted, Hugh could have probably dropped his trousers and screamed “I’M GETTING MARRIED” last weekend in London, and nobody would have noticed.
Hugh and Anna have three kids: a two-year-old daughter, a five-year-old son, and a third kiddo who was born earlier this year that they aren’t talking about too much (but that his ex and BFF Elizabeth Hurley has no problem blabbing about). Hugh also has two kids with his ex, Tinglan Hong. Fatherhood seems to have changed Hugh for the better, at that’s what Liz told Andy Cohen in March:
“He was over 50 when he spawned them all. No, he’s an enchanting dad. Really, really sweet. Having these kids has transformed him from a very miserable person into a fairly miserable person. It’s improved him. He’s gone up the scale.”
Whether that means he’ll be changed enough to alter his outlook on monogamy remains to be seen. Back in 2016, Hugh had a mouthful to say about the subject of long-term relationships to Howard Stern:
“If you ask me the question, ‘Do I think human beings are meant to be in 40-year-long monogamous, faithful relationships?’ No, no. Whoever said they were?”
That might be pissy news for Anna, but it’s great news for British nursing homes in 2058 when a newly single 97-year-old Hugh moves in with a fistful of Cialis ready to take life by the storm!
Did you know there was a royal wedding this weekend? If your corneas haven’t been singed by 1800 hours of royal wedding coverage, then let’s heap on another pile of royal manure! Kensington Palace, the gilded dormitory where Prince Harry and Megsy will shack up, released the official portraits of the newlyweds along with their family and wedding party. Surprisingly, it seems like the hydraulics in THE QUEEN’s face were working to make her crack a smile! Continue reading
There’s always a pop star must-have accessory. There were Von Dutch T-shirts, there were tiny dogs, and now it’s religious real estate. While Katy Perry may have briefly knocked Madge off the top of the Vatican’s 10 Least Wanted list for her ongoing dispute with the nuns and her potential new Los Angeles house, Beyoncé just snatched up a church in New Orleans (and I hope she wore the outfit above to her closing). Considering how much the Beyhive screams over how she takes them to church when she so much as coughs, this only makes sense. Continue reading
I just assumed the first lady-loving First Couple to head to the White House would be Oprah and Gayle King (“Fuck you,” –Cynthia Nixon), but Netflix is apparently more in line with the idea of Rachel Green and Tig Notaro.