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Madonna Fell Again – This Time In Paris
It isn’t easy being the Queen of Pop these days. Madonna’s Madame X world tour has been kind of a weekly reminder that Madge’s bones are 61 years old and can no longer take her doing somersaults on a tight rope. Madonna has canceled several dates on account of her getting sick or being in pain. Trust me, when I surpass 60, you will never see me because I’ll be at home wrapped in a Snuggie watching the pool boy bend over for something I “dropped.” Well, Madge is still out there, dancing and moving with the kids, and when she did it last Thursday, she fell and finally just had a good cry over the whole thing. Continue reading
Open Post: Hosted By Costco’s Soon-To-Be Members-Only Food Court
Well, shit, y’all. My date nights just got ruined. The aisles at Costco may be clogged with people stocking up on 900-piece chicken tender platters and 800-roll toilet paper bushels ahead of coronavirus panic, but some of us budget bitches bypassed membership altogether and just went straight to the food court. Life hack alert! You didn’t need to mooch off your mom’s Costco card to get into the Shangri-La of $1.50 hot dog and Cokes. Well, that used to be a life hack alert.
Meghan Markle And Prince Harry Are Looking To Summer In Los Angeles
If you see a duchess wandering around the Warner Bros. lot this summer while practicing opening a Deal Or No Deal briefcase, your eyes won’t be deceiving you! It will probably be THEE Meghan Markle rehearsing her way back to financial independence – minus the fleet of taxpayer-funded security behind her. Prince Harry and Meghan are currently holed up in Canada, but sources say they could be spending the summer in L.A. – and Meghan is on the hunt for work.
Tom Brady Posts Cryptic Photo In Football Stadium, Boston Proceeds To Lose Its Shit
Boston is burning, y’all, and it’s all because of Tom Brady. After the New England Patriots kind of stank it up toward the end of football season this year, some thought that Pepaw Brady is too old, at 42, to keep playing quarterback. Tom is also without a contract for next year, so Boston is a really annoying place to be right now since all the damn news seems to be about Tom Brady staying or fleeing to a different team. Tom addressed this on Twitter yesterday by posting the photo above that seems to confirm…he’ll either stay or leave. Continue reading
Jennifer Garner Isn’t In A Race To The Altar With Her Boyfriend
If you’re like me, whenever you think of Jennifer Garner these days, it’s usually accompanied with a, “Good for her!”, while watching videos of her make bagels before she presumably goes and noshes on one while waiting for her next Capital One commercial check to clear. But I guess some folks are wondering why Jen isn’t onto her next marriage yet. Jen and her Michael Vartan look-alike boyfriend, John Miller, have been together longer than a year, so OBVIOUSLY something must be wrong if they haven’t called an officiant yet.
Meghan McCain Says The Abby Huntsman Fighting Rumors Are True
It seemed like Abby Huntsman was just getting her groove on at The View when she quit that hen house to scoot back to Utah and help with her dad’s campaign for governor. The story she wove was that family came first and blah blah blah. But pretty soon reports emerged that Abby was sick of the toxic culture of the show and especially with Meghan McCain’s BS after they got in a fight. While the ladies usually swat away “rumors” like this by singing “We Are Family” for a few bars before going back to their regularly scheduled programming of screaming at each other, Meghan actually said the Abby fight rumors were true. Continue reading