Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo Just Welcomed Their Second Kid

February 16, 2018 / Posted by:

It’s weird to think it wasn’t THAT long ago when you saw Adam Levine doing everything short of wolf-whistling ringside at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. Eventually, he got married to one of the Victoria’s Secret models he wolf-whistled at, Behati Prinsloo, and those two have become a domestic rocker/model duo, especially now that she just gave birth to their second baby.

E! News says Behati gave birth to a daughter they named Geo Grace Levine. I really hope I’m not the only one who heard that name and is now seriously considering Netflix and chilling to Gia tonight. Adam and Behati announced they were expecting in September, just a year after she gave birth to their first daughter, Dusty Rose. Adam, however, told Ellen DeGeneres during an interview he didn’t expect this to be their last tater tot:

“I want a lot [of kids], I thrive in chaos. She was an only child, so she wants like 100 babies. I don’t know if I can do that. That’s a lot of babies.”

His so-called “thriving” in chaos certainly explains why he’s been a constant in all 400 seasons of The Voice, but has anyone chatted with Behati? Pushing out a stream of kids just to give Adam the chaos he craves seems a little one-sided in the marriage contract!


Open Post: Hosted By Elton John Taking Beads To The Face

February 16, 2018 / Posted by:

No, not anal beads…unless Eminem threw them at him!

Someone at an Elton John concert on Wednesday night didn’t get the memo that Mardi Gras, because someone hurled beads at his face. TMZ says Elton had invited the front row at his Wednesday night performance for his Million Dollar Piano residency at Caesars Palace. You can see at the 5-second mark how the toss happens during “Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting.” The beads whack him in the kisser, and Elton recoils in the same disgusted look of shock that I had the time I accidentally found my brother’s stash of Playboys (fine, it wasn’t an accident…I had heard he had them and Burt Reynolds was in one showing that sexy weasel of a mustache). See? This is why we can’t have nice things.

The whole toss fiasco clearly spooked Elton, as he stopped to check his mouth and make sure nothing had been done. The band kept playing, and you could tell Elton was figuring out if he was going to take the microphone and, to the tune of “Rocket Man,” fist whoever chucked ‘dem beads. After 35 seconds of hemming and hawing, he fired back up again. Alas, he probably remembered he only has 300 performances left with these peasants before he’s spending his afternoons sipping Pimm’s Cups poolside with Elizabeth Hurley.

Pic: YouTube


Lisa Marie Presley Says She’s Seriously Broke And Can’t Pay Her Estranged Husband’s Attorney Fees

February 16, 2018 / Posted by:

Graceland in Memphis is closed today so Lisa Marie Presley can cross the velvet rope and rummage through all the couches and shag carpet in hopes of finding some change…a lot of change. Despite being the heiress to the hip-shaking empire, Elvis Presley’s daughter claims she is in deep debt doo doo to the tune of $16 million. Continue reading


CountLESS LuAnn Will See You In Court!

February 15, 2018 / Posted by:

While none of the Real Housewives franchises are necessarily filled with the girls you’d wanna bring home to mom, it’s always seemed like the Atlanta gals were the biggest (and most entertaining) messes of the bunch. LuAnn de Lesseps must have heard that and said “Hold my beer” to one of Sonja Morgan’s unpaid interns because she felonied her way to Housewives infamy in December. Now she’s doing the dumbest thing for her criminal record but the smartest for Bravo job security by rejecting a plea deal. Continue reading

TMZ Says That The Spice Girls ARE Touring…Does Posh Know?!

February 15, 2018 / Posted by:

We all know the Spice Girls got together a few weeks ago to figure out how to squeeze a few Benjis out of their legion of fans who would rather spend their dollars and pounds to hear middle-aged ladies sing “Spice Up Your Life” in lieu of making a mortgage payment. Initially, it sounded like they were just going to hawk Spice Girls merchandise and make a few TV appearances, but then it looked like they were going to embark on a concert tour. Victoria Beckham tried to say there would be no tour, but now a new report says there is definitely a tour happening. Who is lying here?! Is Posh getting replaced with a mop, and everybody forgot to let her know?! Continue reading

Ryan Murphy Is The Latest Producer Skipping TV Town For Streaming

February 14, 2018 / Posted by:

Netflix is that selfish bitch at the Loehmann’s bridal sale who swipes every dress “just ‘cuz.” It’s bringing in movie actors to do streaming, and then it snatched away Shonda Rhimes from ABC. The streaming network has struck again, as it appears to have won over Ryan Murphy with the promise of free range on a host of projects. Just kidding, Netflix probably won him over by tossing $300 million at him. Continue reading


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