My dad cracks me up when he tries to search for things on his cell phone. In the loudest voice possible he says “OK, GOOGLE!”. Then proceeds to fumble with the phone for the next ten minutes once the shit doesn’t work for him. I’m assuming these are the same types of antics Tina Knowles experiences with new technology.
E! News reports that mama Tina has come under fire for liking a negative comment aimed at her daughter Beyonce’s Dreamgirls co-star, Jennifer Hudson.
Just in time for New Year’s, Lindsay Lohan has cracked open a bottle of Cold Duck, raised a plastic red cup and burped out “I’m still here y’all!!!” Yes darling, we know. Who can forget the time when you damn near lost your finger in October during a boating accident? And, of course, by “boating accident” I mean carelessly leaving your finger just a little too close to the razor while you’re cutting the boogie sugar. Well this time it’s good news!
In today’s “Why You Actin’ Like An Ass?” news, is infamous sex inventor Trey Songz and his arrest in Detroit, Michigan on Wednesday night.
AP News reports that the Say Ahh singer (real name: Tremaine Neverson) had a whole meltdown at the Joe Louis Arena (during FM 98 WJLB’s Big Show at the Joe) once he was informed by organizers that he needed to vacate the stage by 11:30pm. Initially, he taunted them by saying stupid shit like “I wish a bitch WOULD turn my mic off!” Well, wishes come true! They shut that shit off. And instead of getting his ass off the stage, Trey rebelled in true Half-Past My Fifteen Minutes fashion.
You can just tell that in the above picture she’s thinking “Of course I’m being honored! Now run me that crown and carry me to the throne room so I can prepare more rib crushing garments for skinny bitches!”
Let’s just get it out the way. I hate Victoria Beckham. She’s a former member of the Jem and the Holograms/Josie and the Pussycats hybrid band the Spice Girls (as Posh Spice). She’s thin. She’s rich. She gets to buss it wide for hot ass David Beckham. And now, she’s about to receive a high British honor: the OBE (or Officer of the Order of the British Empire, for all you non-royal hoes).
Clearly one of the gifts Queen Latifah received this year is déjà vu. For starters, she’s returned to FOX in Lee Daniels’ new TV show Star, the same network she became a household name on when she starred as boss bitch Khadijah James in Living Single.
Unfortunately, also during that time, Queen was involved in a carjacking in Harlem which resulted in the critical wounding of her bodyguard. Well, that misfortune has come back once again in the form of another robbery.
The B in Michael B. Jordan is quickly beginning to stand for Bae. Because, not only is he a fantastic actor, he’s also not too bad on the eyes. Which almost makes me cringe, because I remember when he played a young Wallace on The Wire back in the day and it makes me feel equal parts ancient and pervy.
Ok, I’m over it now.
These days, Michael has been comfortably settling into his rising star with stellar performances in Fruitvale Station and last year’s blockbuster hit Creed. But he’s also set for more box office success with the highly anticipated Marvel flick Black Panther, which will be released in 2017. With great success also comes unwanted side effects, and for many actors the dreaded “He Gay!!” rumor always comes a knockin’ with a rainbow flag and gift basket filled with condoms, lube and the Dreamgirls soundtrack.