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Hard To Say Goodbye

June 30, 2023 / Posted by:

I promise I won’t make this too long.

Thousands of years ago (aka 2008), my friend Akona introduced me to the magic that is Dlisted.com. As someone who loves pop culture and entertainment news, I did a deep dive. And once I finally regained consciousness from the beatdown of sarcasm and top-tier writing, I knew I was in love. 

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Much Like The Rest Of The World, Kim Kardashian Admits She Misses The Old Kanye West As Well

June 29, 2023 / Posted by:

I’m not sure how many more seasons of The Kardashians we’ll be subjected to, but now that Kim Kardashian has been slowly rolling out how much she misses her ex-husband Kanye West, we’re guaranteed at least another ten seasons. Especially considering their inevitable reconciliation will more than likely be written into the script for next season (probably by their daughter North since there’s still a writer’s strike). And if you need proof, look no further than the teaser for next week’s episode, where Kim bawls and snots all over sister Khloe Kardashian‘s shoulder to basically say, “I miss the old Kanye!” The world’s response? “DUH! So do we, honey.

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Prior To Her Health Scare, Madonna Was Putting In 12 Hour Days In Preparation For Her World Tour

June 29, 2023 / Posted by:

After discovering today is our last hurrah Madonna became so overcome with emotion she had to recover inside a four-star suite called a hospital room. Thankfully, the Pride Gods stepped in, and she’s currently back at home and is expected to fully recover. Although her highly anticipated Celebration world tour is now postponed. Madge apparently was pushing herself to the limit in an attempt to rival both Beyoncé and Taylor Swift’s successful tours. However, hers would have made theirs look like cheap community theater productions of Burlesque. And this scary medical moment forced her and her family to realize it’s time for her to take better care of herself because nobody is ready for her to take a bow from life just yet.

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Kanye West Is Facing New Antisemitism Allegations In Recent BBC Documentary

June 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Kanye West doesn’t need to produce another piece of music ever again because his personal life will keep him in the public eye for decades. And I doubt he’ll ever stop doing stupid shit. Case in point: a brand new BBC documentary titled The Trouble with KanYe will be discussing, you guessed it, the trouble with Kanye. And it’s really nothing new since the audience will once again be treated to his love for antisemitism from former business partner Alex Klein, who alleges when they parted ways, Kanye transformed into Hitler 2.0 with words that ensure he will never be invited to a synagogue for the rest of his days.

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Idris Elba Admits He Was No Longer Interested In Becoming The Next James Bond When It Became About Race

June 28, 2023 / Posted by:

The coveted role of James Bond has been left vacant after Daniel Craig said, “Get somebody else to do it!” and traded in his martinis for a value pack of Metamucil. And although it’s still unclear who will be stepping into those powder blue boy shorts as the next Agent 007, one name has been circulating for years, and that name is Elba. Idris Elba. Unfortunately, Idris also wanted no part in taking on the role primarily because he believes that time has passed, and he doesn’t want to break a hip while running around chasing bad guys and bedding beautiful British broads. Or at least, that was what he wanted us to think. Because now Idris reveals he grew tired of the Bond talk once the conversation turned to race.

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Open Post: Hosted By The New TikTok Trend Where People Drink A Grimace Shake From McDonald’s And Pretend To Pass Out

June 27, 2023 / Posted by:

For the past 83 years, McDonald‘s has been providing late-night drunken meals and early-morning bubblegut sandwiches for people who love questionable food. They also tend to introduce questionable drinks as well, including their purple passion project milkshake named after Barney’s long-lost dopey cousin Grimace, one of their OG mascots from back in the day. In celebration of his 52nd birthday, The Grimace Shake is the latest offering in McDonald’s arsenal of sweet treats, and it’s catching on with their consumers. But not because it’s the best thing that’s ever come out of the franchise (which is the equally questionable mystery meat sandwich known as the McRib). Mainly because the youth have found a way to spend their money on the shake just to waste it in a challenge where it appears they’ve died after drinking it.

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