It’s hard to believe that it was just last month when Rob Kardashian exposed the hell outta his baby mama Blac Chyna in their explosive breakup. Well, Chyna was unfazed and quickly moved on to some discount Chris Brown looking mutha fucka named Mechie. And no, I don’t know who or what a Mechie is either. But apparently it doesn’t matter anymore, because the Kardashian-adjacent hot mess known as Blac Chyna has laced up her Lucite heels and tipped on out of that lengthy month-and-a-half relationship due to Mechie’s alleged infidelity. Perhaps Chyna should change her name to Karma because HAHAHAHA!!!!
The ongoing legal Battle Royale taking place between talk-singing pop songstress Kesha and scruffy alleged perv Dr. Luke is quickly transforming into the most depressing concert ever. And now, after being subpoenaed last month, Lady Gaga has been added to the roster to shake and shimmy in the courtroom. Gaga was unsure of when she’d be deposed, but now sources can confirm that her headlining act at Fuckery Fest 2017 will be taking place sometime in September.
Chris Brown is finally breaking his silence about the night he and ex-girlfriend Rihanna re-enacted the limo scene from What’s Love Got To Do With It? inside a Lamborghini after a pre-Grammy party in 2009. The aftermath of that fight declared Rihanna the winner while Chris was transformed from happy, dancing heart throb into the second coming of Ike Turner. In the years since, Chris has remained tight-lipped about the incident, but now with his new documentary Chris Brown: Welcome To My Life, he’s ready to tell it all!
Hollywood is the middle-school of life, and social media is the cafeteria where they all interact with the dumbest of feuds. Today’s bitchfest features come-to-life blow up doll Kim Kardashian and equally spooky plastic surgery nightmare Jeffree Star -who’s a make-up artist or some shit. These two are no strangers to controversy, especially considering some very ugly, racist comments Jeffree has made in the past. Well, now the two of them have been reunited with their favorite follower, “attention,” due to some comments about make-up and Kim’s inability to know her damn audience.
I wish the show Basketball Wives would change its name to Remedial Old Thirsty Broads because that’s exactly what the cast consists of. And one of them, Evelyn Lozada (whom you may remember as the creator of the always uplifting phrase “you was a non mutha-fuckin’ factor!”) should have her name legally changed to Dry Sponge, because she’s the thirstiest of all. She’s been in very high profile relationships with a basketball player, a football player and she was looking to complete the I Only Fuck Wit’ Ballers box set by marrying ex-MLB superstar Carl Crawford, with whom she has a 14-month-old son named Leo. Unfortunately, the engagement’s off. BUT, Evelyn has decided to keep the 14.5 carat, $1.4 million diamond engagement ring.
Ever since that time Tiger Woods’ wife beat him like he stole something after discovering his Soul Train line of side pieces, I haven’t looked at him the same way. He’s gone from hot commodity to hot mess in a matter of years. But even his antics make other hot messes tilt their head to the side and say “Damn homie,” especially after his DUI back in May. Yesterday the toxicology report from that arrest was released and it confirms that yes, Tiger was purring and slurring off some damn good pills. But he failed to mention that there was weed in his system as well.