The day that many thought might never come has come, and convicted pile of awful Bill Cosby was finally in a Pennsylvania court for sentencing today. This would normally be where we’d see plenty of shots of Bill being escorted into court by the human definition of “complicit,” aka his wife of 54 years Camille Cosby. But Camille was nowhere to be found.
Last week we learned that the 2019 Super Bowl Pepsi halftime show might be doubling as the take-a-quick-nap break, because it was reported that the headliner will be Maroon 5. Someone helping to arrange the halftime show must have realized that unless they want to lose a whole lot of viewers to the Puppy Bowl’s kitty halftime show, they better add some razzle dazzle. According to TMZ, Cardi B is currently in negotiations to join Adam Levine and the rest of the Maroons on stage. The only problem is, negotiations are getting a little difficult because Cardi B wants to be the star of her own set.
Shockingly, it wasn’t after Twitter received numerous complaints from teenage girls that he’s been sliding into their DMs. It was due to one of the insulting and offensive things James Woods has spat out on Twitter over the years. Sorry James, looks like if you want to pop off in front of an embarrassed audience, you’re limited to whatever you can hiss in the four minutes it takes for your latte to be made.
Things have been pretty dicey between Kanye West and Jay-Z for a while now, but then earlier this year, Jay implied he might be warming up to Kanye again. Then a few days ago, it seemed as though Beyoncé was sending a subtle message to everyone that Kanye is once again back in their good graces. Except…it’s not what it looks like. What appeared to be an olive branch ended up being an unintentionally hilarious case of mistaken knock-off identity.
Josh Groban wasn’t always just the mom’s choice of soundtrack to put on while she enjoyed her weekly soak in the tub with a glass of chardonnay. At once point in time, Josh Groban was also the boyfriend of Katy Perry, something we found out last year during Katy’s 72-hour live stream of her life to promote her album Witness. Josh is finally talking about that time he dated Katy, and there are parts of their relationship that were news to him as well.
Kate Beckinsale is clearly out there living her best life, between the baby goat yoga and butter-filled luggage. And now People says she may have gotten back together with her former 23-year-old male model-looking comedian boyfriend.
Last summer, 45-year-old Kate was seen making out with Matt Rife, a comedian Wild n’ Out who gives me major Handsome Squidward vibes. It was later revealed by a source that Kate and Matt were serious enough to enter the whole boyfriend-girlfriend level of dating, but two months later, it was reported that they broke up. Clearly Kate didn’t delete Matt’s number from her phone, because they were spotted attending a Dave Chappelle show together on Wednesday night in West Hollywood.
That would be Matt walking behind Kate. As for who the gentleman on the left in that sassy Mrs. Roper caftan and Elton John glasses, that would be Kate’s friend Markus Molinari.
Kate and Matt could just be hanging out as friends, as lots of friends go to see comedy shows together. But in the event they are dating again, this is great timing. The last time she got with Matt, they lasted about two months. If they’re together for as long this time, that would mean they’d be together for Halloween. And 23-year-old Matt is exactly who you want to be dating around Halloween if you’re a woman in your 40s who wants to do a sexy costume. The last thing you want to hear while cinching the corset on your trampy nurse costume are the words: “Aren’t you a little old for this?” The nerve of some people!
Here’s Kate at the opening of the Palisades Village mall yesterday.