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Amber Tamblyn And David Cross’ Baby Announcement Contains A Lot Of Fake Names

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

When 53-year-old David Cross and 33-year-old Amber Tamblyn first announced that they were expecting a baby, they did it in a serious way. Amber slipped the news into a super-serious, pro-Hillary Clinton essay she wrote for Glamour magazine. Amber recently had their baby and instead of getting serious, they announced the news in a funnier way. Specifically by making a joke about their daughter’s “name.

That name is obviously fake, because Amber is best friends with Blake Lively. At least four of those eight random words are on Blake’s fancy-sounding future baby names list, and Amber would never steal that many names from her friend. Sure, maybe Mustard was changed from the more elegant Moutarde, but the general idea is still there. Members of the sisterhood of the traveling pants would never.

Although, this is a Hollywood baby born to two wacky hipster parents, which means there is a chance that baby is actually named Dauphinoise Petunia Brittany Scheherazade Von Funkinstein Mustard Witch RBG Cross Tamblyn-Bey Jr. (“Noisey for short!“). If so, the nurse on duty probably didn’t even bat an eye when she filled out their birth certificate. Nurses for famous people have seen it all.

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Karrueche Tran Claims Chris Brown Threatened To Kill Her, Gets A Restraining Order (UPDATE)

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Chris Brown recently let people know he’s an obsessive type of boyfriend who will stalk and harass the women he dates. He also made it clear that once you get with Chris Brown, he will never leave you alone. So none of the following should come as a surprise. TMZ says that Karrueche Tran, who hasn’t been with Chris Brown for almost two years, was granted a restraining order after he allegedly threatened to kill her. For those keeping score at home, this would be the second time a woman has gotten a restraining order against Chris Brown for that reason.

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Adele Says That George Michael’s Family Would Only Allow Her To Perform His Grammy Tribute

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

During Adele’s tribute to George Michael at the Grammys, she stopped after the first verse of her slowed-down version of Fastlove, and said she had to do it right for him before staring over. Adele was taking that tribute performance very seriously. As it turns out, she was taking it seriously because the family of George Michael specifically wanted her to perform the tribute.

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The Wife Of A Red Hot Chili Pepper Won’t Face Charges For Allegedly Attacking Scott Baio

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

Back in December, Nancy Mack, the wife of Red Hot Chili Peppers’ drummer Chad Smith, allegedly got into a fight with Trump fan club president Scott Baio. Scott alleged that at an elementary school event in Thousand Oaks, CA, Nancy went after him and asked him how he could support a man who bragged about grabbing women by the pussies. After allegedly screaming about pussy grabbing, Nancy allegedly showed Scott how Trump hugs women by picking him up under his arms, shaking him and pushing him.

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Angelina Jolie Talked About Her Divorce Again

February 21, 2017 / Posted by:

To add a little context to that picture, that’s Angelina Jolie getting emotional while talking about her divorce, not struggling to keep a juicy tarantula burp down.

Angelina Jolie appeared on Good Morning America from Cambodia this morning to talk about her new movie First They Killed My Father. After talking about the movie, George Stephanopoulos asked her about her dramatic divorce from Brad Pitt.

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