If I was walking down the street and suddenly got hit by a car driven by Ashton Kutcher, I would pull out my wallet and ask: “So how many dollars do you stuff in here before I agree not to call a lawyer?” But when Ashton Kutcher recently hit a man on a scooter, it ended with a photo posted to Instagram.
We’re coming up on the one year anniversary of when Jane Fonda squished Megyn Kelly like a bug under her heel after Megyn asked Jane about her plastic surgeries. To honor such an important event (it’s not, but I want to believe), People has an exclusive interview with 80-year-old Jane where they cover topics from love to aging and everything in between. Jane didn’t want to talk plastic surgery with Megyn Kelly last year, but she’s ready to do it now with People. That might be the best ending to the Megyn Kelly story. She wants to talk surgery, just not with Megyn.
Last month, Kelly Clarkson filmed a pilot for a syndicated daytime talk show, which was all the information we had at the time. Now Deadline says that she’s bumping Steve Harvey out of his regular slot. If this was Family Feud, Steve Harvey might be asking you to name something that might have Steve Harvey anger-sweating into his mustache today.
If you’re anything like me, then you just pictured Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt in full Patton-esque military gear, hanging up their red phones in their respective war rooms. According to Entertainment Tonight, both sides have agreed to an official cease fire.
Two years ago, Chevy Chase checked into rehab to help clean up his life and booze issues. Before he made the decision to go, Chevy released more verbal trash than the ass-end of a garbage truck. Chevy recently spoke to The Washington Post about the new Chevy, aka a sober guy who wants a job. Apparently there’s no 12-step program for saying the kind of shit that will inevitably burn bridges, because Chevy dragged his previous employer, Saturday Night Live.
Just one year and one month after announcing his marriage to Anna Faris was as much a thing of the past as his lumpy Andy Dwyer body, Chris Pratt might be ready to get married again. And his next wife might be Katherine Schwarzenegger. Papa Arnold, better get your biceps sized for a tuxedo now; you don’t want to bust a seam while offering your arm to your little girl right before you walk down the aisle.