It feels like just yesterday that Tori and Dean’s kindred spirits were getting married after hooking up on the set of a Lifetime movie and cheating on their respective spouses. But here we are, six years later and LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian are still together.
Less than a week after Fox News fired Bill O’Reilly, they’ve got another sexual harassment-related mess to deal with. This time it’s courtesy of Sean Hannity, host of Hannity and a dude who looks like he’s no stranger to screaming at a drive-thru worker for not putting enough ketchup packets in the bag.
On Friday, Lorraine Gilles, the nanny at the center of Mel B’s split from Stephen Belafonte sued Mel B for defamation. Lorraine accused Mel B of spreading lies about her, like the one about how she and Stephen were fucking, and that they were allegedly trying to blackmail Mel with sex tapes. Lorraine claimed that she did clock some overtime by engaging in threesomes with Mel B and Stephen. She also alleged that sex tapes were made, but that they were orchestrated by Mel B herself. Sources tell TMZ that Mel B isn’t fighting back against Lorraine’s claim that they all slept with each other.
Kylie Jenner and Tyga, the Love Story for the Snapchat generation, have been over for a couple of weeks now. But don’t weep for what was lost. Both Kylie and Tyga have moved on. Tyga has a Kylie klone who denies she’s with him (I don’t blame her), and 19-year-old Kylie is maybe with 24-year-old rapper and one-time Rihanna piece Travis Scott. Rebounding again from Tyga with another older rapper? I see Kylie’s contribution to Earth Day was to do more recycling.
Janet Jackson’s Unbreakable World Tour didn’t go so well; she kept postponing shows before flat-out stopping so she could focus on having a baby. Fans who bought tickets to Janet’s alleged lip sync fest were told the tour would resume in 2017 and that they could get a refund if they wanted. Unfortunately, some venues were reportedly not issuing refunds, since the tour was just postponed and not cancelled.
Since Janet appears to be busy with a newborn and a potentially messy divorce, the likelihood of that tour happening in 2017 seems slim. TMZ says one fan has had enough waiting for a refund on a concert that probably won’t happen for a while, and they’ve decided to sue to get it back. Tiana Adams filed a lawsuit against Live Nation accusing them of trying to get out of issuing refunds by repeatedly claiming the tour has been “rescheduled.”
Live Nation continues to be vague about when the Unbreakable tour is set to start up again; their website simply says “Sorry, no shows right now.” Live Nation hasn’t responded regarding this lawsuit.
It sounds like either Live Nation is trying to pull a fast one, or they don’t know what the hell is happening either. Either way, if Tiana doesn’t get her money back, I hope she and everyone else who bought a ticket to Janet’s tour at least gets a piece of paper with a time frame on it of when it might happen. Live Nation doesn’t even have to be specific. I’m sure a simple “Definitely in one of the 12 months in a year between now and 2023” will suffice at this point.
Bella Thorne is 19 years old and a human party, and that’s sort of the age where a mess may want to put all kinds of drugs in their mouth. But not Bella Thorne. Bella claims she’s pharmaceutical-free. Lindsay Lohan’s unlicensed spin-off recently admitted during an interview with Yahoo! Style to promote her new show Famous in Love that she’s “all natural.” I guess she’s just talking about meds only.
Bella got into it while discussing a recent tweet she deleted in which she claimed to have “come to the conclusion” that she struggles with depression.
“I took it down because maybe some people were hurt by what I said in some way. I just wanted to say, ‘You’re not alone.’ The people you think have the most perfect lives, don’t. I wasn’t saying that I clinically went to a doctor. I didn’t know it was a big thing. You can judge me for believing my beliefs. In my family, we never went to doctors growing up. I don’t like medication. I don’t even take birth control. I won’t even take Advil or Tylenol. I power through. I’m all natural.”
Bella is entering her horny and careless years (aka your 20s), and let me tell you from first hand experience, those are the years you want access to real medication. Sure, you can do condoms for baby-prevention and some STDs and lavender oil temple-rubs for hangover healing. But I guarantee she’ll get about 3 days into her first knee-buckling UTI before she crawls into a walk-in clinic and cries, “Fuck the magic healing powers of cranberries, hook my vagina up directly to a bottle of Ciprofloxacin.”
Here’s more Bella Thorne at Freeform’s 2017 Upfront in NYC on Wednesday looking like Harley Quinn’s trashy teenage step-sister named eScooter.