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Taylor Swift Started Hanging Out With Her New Boyfriend About A Month After She Was Done With Tom Hiddleston

May 24, 2017 / Posted by:

A whole month? That must be some kind of record for Taylor Swift. We’re slowly learning more (aka Taylor gave her publicist the go-ahead to release additional details) about Taylor Swift and her current piece of the moment, British actor Joe Alwyn. Last week we were introduced to the latest boy whose name Taylor has been writing inside her diary. Tay Tay and Joe Joe have been secretly dating for a few months, and she did the not-at-all-creepy thing of renting a house near his parent’s house in London. Now a source is telling People magazine when they got together.

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Dani Mathers Took A Plea Deal In Her Body-Shaming Case

May 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Former Playboy Playmate and all-round rude bitch Dani Mathers went to court today to deal with the time she definitely-not-accidentally body shamed an older naked woman in her gym changing room on Snapchat. Dani was charged with invasion of privacy, which she plead not guilty to. Dani’s lawyer tried to get her out of a trial by attempting to argue that the law was too ambiguous to be constitutional. Nobody bought that, and so Dani ended up in court today.

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Lance Armstrong Is Getting Married

May 24, 2017 / Posted by:

I’m sure you missed the engagement ring on Lance Armstrong’s lady’s hand because you were too transfixed by the lens flares that make it look like she’s shooting streams of liquid hot magma into his chest. But yes, she’s wearing that type on ring on her marriage finger.

Cycling scam artist Lance Armstrong announced yesterday on Instagram that he was getting married to his longtime girlfriend Anna Hansen. Lance posted the above pic with the caption: “She said….YES!” You know, just once I’d love to see a celebrity break from tradition and Instagram a picture of a ring box in the trash with a caption that says: “She said NO #tears #sadness #foreveralone.

Lance and Anna have been together for almost nine years. They have two kids together (Max, 7, and Olivia, 6). Lance has three teenagers from his first marriage to Kristin Richard. He was also once engaged to Sheryl Crow.

A little over two years ago, Anna took the fall for Lance after they left a party in Aspen, CO and he hit two parked cars with his SUV. Lance finally owned up to it after Anna told police she was covering for Lance to prevent his pristine reputation from being dragged through the news. That was very ride-or-die of Anna. I hope that if Lance and Anna write their own vows, he remembers to include something about that. “I Lance, take you Anna, to be my forever accomplice on this journey called life. I promise that whenever I need an excuse, I’ll always come to you first baby. You’ll always be buckled into the passenger seat of my heart…unless I fuck up, in which case you’ll switch seats with me, right?

Pic: Instagram

Katy Perry Isn’t Ashamed Of Her $25 Million Paycheck For “American Idol”

May 24, 2017 / Posted by:

Katy Perry is the first (and so far only) person to have officially signed on to judge the next wave of desperate singing superstars on ABC’s reboot of American Idol. It was rumored she was earning a pretty penny for it. Actually, it was more like 2,500,000,000 pennies (aka $25 million). Sources told TMZ that ABC was desperate to sign a name, and Katy had all the leverage in negotiating a huge pay check. Katy recently confirmed the rumors were true about her Idol paycheck.

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Morrissey Has Something To Say About Manchester

May 24, 2017 / Posted by:

It’s been two days since the terrorist attack at an Ariana Grande concert at the Manchester Arena is Manchester that killed 22 people and injured 59, and since then it feels like there’s been no end to the public outpouring of support for the victims and their families, messages of strength, and helpers looking to help. Just a quick glance at Twitter or Facebook shows that a whole lot of people have thoughts about what happened. Most of them are the good kind of thoughts. But yesterday Morrissey hopped on Facebook and gave his thoughts on the attack, and of course it’s the definition of “Now is not the time, Morrissey.

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Bella Thorne And Scott Disick Went To Cannes

May 23, 2017 / Posted by:

I like how everyone in this picture is standing around looking at their feet, as if they’re completely mortified to be seen in public in such trashy company. Above, from left to not right, we’ve got 19-year-old apprentice celebrity mess Bella Thorne, her 24-year-old former actress sister Dani Thorne, and 33-year-old father of three Scott Disick. TMZ says they all boarded a plane together yesterday at LAX and headed off to Cannes. By the look of their outfits, it looks like Bella and Dani were flying high well before the plane left the ground.

Bella and Scott have been casually hanging out since last week, and now they’re in France together. Scott’s kids’ mom Kourtney Kardashian is also in Cannes with her younger boyfriend. I wonder how they explained their absence to their three kids? Actually, I bet Kris Jenner did it. “You see, your mommy and daddy have a very important job to do this week. They need to be seen acting like drunk messes in the same city at the same time with other desperate losers, otherwise they won’t get a story line for next season.

Here’s more of everyone at LAX yesterday. There’s also pictures of Bella and Dani in Brooklyn on Saturday looking like a low-budget Edie Sedgwick impersonator getting kidnapped by Tinkerbell’s recently-paroled cousin.

Pics: Wenn.com

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