Naomi Campbell has been ordered to serve 5-days of community service after she threw her cell phone at one of her maids. Naomi will be forced to get on her hands and knees and scrub floors. Unfortunately, it will be indoors away from the paps.
She apparently didn’t want to deal with the media frenzy Boy George caused last August when he was photographed cleaning the streets for her community service. Naomi will serve at Manhattan’s Sanitation Department warehouse.
Lame. How is that a punishment? Cleaning the floors? They should make her clean her damn maid’s house!
Rachael Ray was attacked by a dog on Saturday after she tried to defend her own dog, Isaboo, a pit-bull mix. Rachael was at the Union Square Dog park in NYC when some crazed dog tried to get a piece.
Her rep said, “This dog came up – there was no owner in sight – and became aggressive. Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo. Other dogs were involved, and Rachael jumped in and was bit by one of the dogs on the leg. A nurse was in the park and checked her out. She’s fine.”
Oh and when I say “poor bitch” I mean the dog. Next time the dog needs to aim for the throat.
Here’s Melissa Etheridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels with their little thingees. Tammy looks so damn young. Aww…I like lesbians in love. I just don’t want to imagine them bumping uglies. Who’s the daddy?
JHud is jumping the shark – Mollygood
Nora the piano playing cat is so hot – Cityrag
Kate Bosworth, thin is in – Just Jared
Ralph Fiennes is caught in another sex scandal – ICYDK
Ben Affleck loves being a daddy – SOW
Mimi is giving the performance of the hour in her new movie – ASL
Jude Law is looking fuglier by the minute – Popsugar
Salma Hayek is knocked up, right? – IDLYITW
Jessica Biel is almost showing it – Egotastic!
Yes, Sharon Stone looks fug here…but for being like 90…she’s hot. At least her implants are still perky.
Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted in the underwear department of a Bloomingdale’s recently sifting through all of the tightey whities. He was going through every single brand, taking them out and examining them.
A source said, “He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city’s most highly trafficked department store.”
Damn! Can’t a homo practice his fetish in peace without everyone tattling on him? Damn.