Naomi to Perform Her Victim’s Job

March 6, 2007 / Posted by:


Naomi Campbell has been ordered to serve 5-days of community service after she threw her cell phone at one of her maids. Naomi will be forced to get on her hands and knees and scrub floors. Unfortunately, it will be indoors away from the paps.

She apparently didn’t want to deal with the media frenzy Boy George caused last August when he was photographed cleaning the streets for her community service. Naomi will serve at Manhattan’s Sanitation Department warehouse.

Lame. How is that a punishment? Cleaning the floors? They should make her clean her damn maid’s house!



Poor Bitch

March 6, 2007 / Posted by:


Rachael Ray was attacked by a dog on Saturday after she tried to defend her own dog, Isaboo, a pit-bull mix. Rachael was at the Union Square Dog park in NYC when some crazed dog tried to get a piece.

Her rep said, “This dog came up – there was no owner in sight – and became aggressive. Rachael and some others shooed it away, but it came back and attacked Isaboo. Other dogs were involved, and Rachael jumped in and was bit by one of the dogs on the leg. A nurse was in the park and checked her out. She’s fine.”

Oh and when I say “poor bitch” I mean the dog. Next time the dog needs to aim for the throat.



Afternoon Crumbs

March 6, 2007 / Posted by:

lindsay_lohan_photo_lind_9_.jpg Lindsay Lohan loves to take trashy amateurs of herself – Hollywood Tuna Avril Lavigne was drunk while making most of her album – Hollywood Rag

JHud is jumping the shark – Mollygood

Nora the piano playing cat is so hot – Cityrag

Kate Bosworth, thin is in – Just Jared

Ralph Fiennes is caught in another sex scandal – ICYDK

Ben Affleck loves being a daddy – SOW

Mimi is giving the performance of the hour in her new movie – ASL

Jude Law is looking fuglier by the minute – Popsugar

Salma Hayek is knocked up, right? – IDLYITW

Jessica Biel is almost showing it – Egotastic!



March 6, 2007 / Posted by:


Yes, Sharon Stone looks fug here…but for being like 90…she’s hot. At least her implants are still perky.


Tighties Fetish

March 6, 2007 / Posted by:


Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted in the underwear department of a Bloomingdale’s recently sifting through all of the tightey whities. He was going through every single brand, taking them out and examining them.

A source said, “He looked very confused and had a furrowed brow . . . He was examining undies like an anthropologist in the city’s most highly trafficked department store.”

Damn! Can’t a homo practice his fetish in peace without everyone tattling on him? Damn.



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