No, this is not a picture of Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana showing off the amazing skills they learned from Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal's School Of Showmance Acting. This is B.Coop and Zoe acting acting on the set of their movie The Words back in June. Last month, some whores were trying to say that B.Coop brought Zoe Saldana in for a beard fitting, but both of their reps tore up that rumor up. This made Father Victor Garber throw a holy smoldering side-eye at that situation. But now, some source is telling E! News that B.Coop and Zoe are definitely bumping assholes and they're even spending the holidays together in the Rockies. This definitely made Victor Garber throw an "Are U Serious?!" scowl face. E! News puts B.Coop's latest fauxmance like this:
But as recently as last week, a source tells E! News, they were telling friends that they had plans to go skiing in the Rockies together over the holidays.
"They are totally dating," the source says.
Reps for both stars did not immediately return requests for comment.
Saldana and her boyfriend of nearly 11 years, Keith Britton, called off their engagement and revealed that they had broken up in early November.
In the past few months, B.Coop has supposedly been humping on JLo, Olivia Wilde, Melanie Laurent and now Zoe Saldana. B.Coop better slow his shit down or he's going to get face chaffing from growing and shaving so many damn beards. And his publicist is going to get burnt fingertips from working the BlackBerry so hard. But seriously, doesn't it seems like it was just yesterday when B.Coop was trying on his first beard, Squinty Zellweger, and now he's like a seasoned beard wearer and shit. Renee must be squinting out a prideful tear over how much her B.Coopy has grown.
This actress claims to be a natural girl. She eats a clean, mostly organic diet, cares about animals, and dabbles in homeopathic remedies to treat most ailments. She claims that her enviable figure and flawless complexion are the natural results of healthy living and lots of exercise. The truth is that her body has been stuffed with more implants and fillers than a Christmas goose. And, away from the cameras, her diet consists mainly of cheeseburgers and ExLax. (Blind Gossip)
So, let's see, a bitch of the fake variety who injects herself full of non-organic shit but still claims she's as pure as a free range chicken's fart? This has to be GOOPY Paltrow herself! Just please tell me her beloved wood burning pizza oven isn't actually a cheeseburger burning pizza oven. There's only so much my preservatives-filled heart can take in one blind item.
A “manly-man” actor who comes off as very macho both on film and off went on a hike with some friends last week in the LA mountains. Although he bragged to friends about his expertise in the wilderness, he had to be guided out by his wife as she gave him GPS instructions via cell phone. He was only a half-mile from his car. (BuzzFoto)
I would laugh, but here in Italy, I get lost crossing the street. And my official guess is...The Rock?
So, this actor is A list. Barely. He had a franchise but really nothing else. A couple of times he has headlined a movie since the franchise, but the results have not been good so I think he lost his tentative hold on A list and is back at B where he belongs. The franchise was a fluke anyway. It made some other people stars who have no business being in movies. I am reserving judgment on this guy. Anyway, he has a celebrity girlfriend which is kept super quiet. Not that it is private, just they go to great lengths for two not very huge stars to keep things private. More on his part, I think then hers. She could use some publicity. The thing is, our actor seems kind of shy about the whole relationship because there have been rumors, especially now, that he has quite the thing for the mother of the celebrity girlfriend. The mother happens to have had her own tentative A/B list hold on her movie career throughout the years. (CDAN)
Zac Efron, Rumer Willis & Demi Moore? There has to be a good reason for why a pretty pretty princess like Zac would venture into the Kingdom of the Tater-Headed Trolls. Zac just wants to know the secret to Demi's "gorilla giving birth while having a seizure" moves.
Four announcements coming up!
You already know that the New Year will bring the arrival of a little Princess for this floppy and humpy celebrity couple who are both in the same business. But there are big announcements coming up for some other celebrities as well.
This mixed marriage – where the husband and wife are in different fields – will announce that they are pregnant. They will hold off on the announcement until they are at the end of their first trimester (February).
This good-looking young couple will announce their engagement. Their relationship was conceived in the office of their publicist/s, so don’t hold your breath for a wedding. They are already scheduled to break up before the end of next year. While they are both attractive people, one of them is considerably more talented than the other.
This long-time couple, both actors, will announce their separation/ impending divorce. They have actually been separated for months already, but want to sell off and split up their considerable assets before the formal announcement is made. (Blind Gossip)
New Baby: Beyonce & Jay-Z. Period. No question mark needed.
Pregnancy Announcement: Fuggie Fug & Josh Duhamel?
Fake Engagement: RPattz & Blinky McLipBite?
Divorce Announcement: Will & Jada?
Taylor Dayne - With lips as pillowy as Taylor Armstrong and a face only Fergie could love, this bitch's velvety voice spiced up your mom or your fat friend Debbie's date night back in the late 80s/early 90s. Taylor never really went away, but hasn't recaptured her heyday as the (more) female Michael Bolton.
Mary Tyler Moore (75)
Jessica Andrews (28)
Alison Brie (28)
Diego Luna (32)
La Toya London (33)
Katherine Moennig (34)
Danny McBride (35)
Mekhi Phifer (37)
Jude Law (39)
Leonor Varela (39)
Jennifer Ehle (42)
Evan Seinfeld (44)
Andy Wachowski (46)
Paula Poundstone (52)
Patricia Clarkson (52)
Yvonne Elliman (60)
Ted Danson (64)
Marianne Faithfull (65)
Jon Voight (73)
Inga Swenson (79)
Charlize Theron has been a busy goddess. Between filming Young Adult, Snow White and The Huntsman and Prometheus, she says what she does in her downtime is mostly sleep, according to Showbiz Spy. In the interview, she talks about her love of travel, wine, and good conversation, none of which she has time for right now. Beer boy below may just have to wait. Charlize gets first crack. Ha I just said Charlize and crack, and of course my mind went there. Excuse me for a minute.
Okay, I'm back. That didn't take long...I mean we're talking about Charlize here. So she also said “I love watching movies. I haven’t been able to watch a lot of movies recently and I can’t wait to go home and have the screeners come in and just couch up." GIRL, I am with you. I have a great DVD collection in addition to pronhub so we are SO on the same page. We can drink wine, have conversation (maybe "good" is not on the menu, but hey), watch movies (bow-chicka-BOW-WOW), do uh whatever comes naturally and then you can catch your coveted Zs on my pillow top king size. Just enjoy those sweet dreams and don't pay any attention to the woman under the silk sheet.
And it's world champion corned beef eater Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti. This video from TMZ.com totally clenched it for me. Dude can not only scarf it down (ladies, you know what I'm thinking) but watch him kill two bottles of Manischewitz in just a few seconds. He even has them taped to his hands...now that is the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
Since I am not a professional blogger (read: derr, I couldn't figure out how to post the vid), you'll have to click the link. I tried everything and now my brains have boiled and poured out of my ear holes. Thank Gawd he'll only care about my body anyway.
I love my beer, but I can't even hold a candle to this. Step the fuck off Tara Reid, he's mine! Finally, my soul mate. If he can score the good shit, I'm so on a plane right now.
How in Benjamin Button's Hell is Jim Carrey's new piece 24 in human years?! - ICYDK
Slutty Claus presented to you by Kelly Brook - Hollywood Tuna
I'm surprised dumb fuck Kim Kuntrashian didn't think that the Madonna Badger tragedy had something to do with Madonna getting attacked by a badger - The Superficial
"Fuck me Louboutins" and Kristen Wiig go together like me and proper grammar - Lainey Gossip
TEAM CROCS (not those kind of Crocs)! - Towleroad
Is Jessica Simpson really wearing a T-bone steak necklace? - Popsugar
If a heap of wet trash had legs and a vagina, it would look like this - Hollywood Rag
Crispy Ronaldo has finally found someone who is more hairless than he is - Just Jared
Girl who will fuck anyone on TV is in a bikini (and no, this isn't a Kim Kardashian post) - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Home for the Awwwwlidays - Cityrag
Owen Wilson being Owen Wilson - Celebitchy
Girls keep saying shit - OMG Blog
Rest in peace, Cheetah the Chimp - SOW
Beyonce is about to push out a King size pillow any day now - I'm Not Obsessed
I hear the basements in Paris are lovely this time of year... - Crunk + Disorderly
This is what I'll be doing in about 15 minutes - The Daily What
Hilary Duff is entering into her eighth trimester now - Popoholic
(Image via INFDaily.com)
Trouble in paradise? That may be the case, if by paradise you mean a squeeky voiced Muppet who always shoves her boobs in your face and a low rent 70's Cousin It from the planet Weirdo. A very respectable source, aka Us Weekly reports that Katy Perry and Russell Brand spent Christmas on opposite sides of the globe after having a huge blowout. No, unfortunately I'm not talking about Katy's implants.
Us Weekly says "They had a massive fight. She was like, 'F--k you. I'm going to do my own thing.' Russell replied, 'Fine, f--k you too.'" Ah, romance. And couldn't they spice it up a little, like "Fuck you in your mangy flea infested beard" and "Fine, titty fuck you too!" Gawd, I have to do everything around here. Even their fights are boring. So after they exchanged the bad kind of fucks, Katie jetted off to Hawaii with friends while her hairier half went to Cornwall.
They're still officially a couple but their friends are saying they've been at each others' throats for months, and it's getting worse. Maybe she watched some of Russell's "stand up" and he heard "Firework" and they got a big slap of wtf did I do with my life to the face. Or maybe Russell got tired of Katy always trapping him by his hair during sexy times (you're welcome for that image). But some people are saying that it's because Russell doesn't respect Katy's parents or Christian friends. Shocking, I know.
Anyway, there's been rumors that they're headed for the big D. And Katy was not wearing her wedding ring in Hawaii...UH OH. Ladies, your prayers have been answered! Russell may be back on the market soon!! Look for him in the discount bin next to the dented cans of creamed corn.
Holy shitballs. The North Koreans are taking their magnificent captor Kim Il Jong's death kinda hard. They haven't stopped crying. Here's some video of his funeral motorcade and you'd think Betty White tapped out of life. Sobs, people beating their chests, snot. Lots of snot. At :36, I think that dude just wiped his sadness mucous on that woman's hair. I hope he knows her.
You can barely hear the cocking of the rifles being pointed at these people over their intense wailing!
North Korea is a fucked-up place where their former leader commanded intense worship from his people or they were sent to special camps, sometimes for life. And we're not talking Parent Trap-type summer camps (although they might have held an hourly showing of I Know Who Killed Me as a torture method), so this grief is probably real. Or they're crying out of happiness that the muthafucka is in a box.
Someone liberate these bitches, and explain to them that his insane ass had nothing to do with inventing awesome things like peanut butter. He was always making claims!
Okay, okay, maybe just one comment. My hotel room has a toilet closet with a bidet in it, and I'm totally emptying the minibar into that bidet so that I can dunk my face in the booze stew to try to wash away Michelle Duggar's creepy creepy voice from my brain. Wait and babies aren't a responsibility? Fucking awesome! I'll take three then. They always get you onto to the plane first.