For a while there, Vadge's face resembled a shellacked plate of chicken parm an Italian restaurant displays in their front window to lure in tourists. So it's nice to see that the pores on her face are breathing in real oxygen with the rest of us!! Yay.
It's also nice to see that she's the one holding on to the crucifix. Usually the town's children are the ones holding the crucifix at Vadge's face when she gallops into the square on Baby Jesus' back. Yay, the encore.
Here's Vadge celebrating her 52nd birthday a couple of day early at Shoreditch House in London with two of her children, Lourdes and Baby Jesus.
22-year-old Hilary Duff got married to 29-year-old Canadian hock player Mike Comrie in Santa Barbara, CA last night. The best part of this news is that the juicy man titty in the picture above served as the ring bearer's pillow. Yes, that succulent chichi is available for all weddings and parties, so check your local yellow pages and book that nipple.
OK! Magazine reports that Hilary looked absolutely radiant in her Vera Wang gown as she rode up in a Haylie Duff-drawn carriage. Hilary and Mike promised to love each other until "irreconcilable differences" does them part in front of their friends and family.
At the reception, Hilary and Mike shared their first dance together as a slide show of their most tender moments played on a giant screen in the background. The tent was filled with a massive chorus of "AWWWWWs" when this picture from their engagement popped up on the screen:
Actually, I think that picture was the cover for their wedding invitation.
Here's a few completely crystal clear and interesting photos from their wedding taken by a pigeon who barely learned how to operate a disposable camera a few days ago. It's like we're sitting in the front row!
Deney Terrio, the host of Dance Fever whose natural skin is made out of satin polyester and who farts out a disco ball every time someone does the Night Fever Line Hustle.
A few years after Dance Fever's disco ball stopped spinning, Deney sued Merv Griffin for sexual harassment. Deney claimed that Merv ripped off his shirt and tried to do the nekkid hustle all over his crotch. The $11.3 million lawsuit was later thrown out. Deney now hosts a disco radio show on Sirius.
And even though Deney taught John Travolta how to perfect his hip pop and waist sway in Saturday Night Fever, I'm pretty sure John is the one who taught Deney the pose he's busting out in the picture above. That pose later became known as The Scientology Mating Dance.
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