Diana Ross and Mary Wilson are looking hot, right?
On the streets of Beverly Hills yesterday afternoon, Bobby Trendy, Quween on the Scene and
an unidentified beauty Shangela from RuPaul's Drag Race (who is putting heat on Beyonce's tuck game) kept dignity at bay as they performed for a giant crowd of no one! The street is their Staples Center!
But seriously, you know shit is all kinds of ridiculous when even Bobby Trendy is standing back in full drag fuckery wondering if he made a wrong turn in life. Bobby, the answer is a resounding NOOOOOO! Because this is the kind of entertainment the world needs right now. Fuck, The Supremes! It's The Insignificants!
Since Lindsay Lohan's life continues to play out like Kevin Spacey's tongue on a Saturday night (plunging deeper and deeper down a dark, dirty hole), she has been dropped from a movie for being a liability. Brace your Twitter, because she's going to spit out a dozen "medeeea be lyin" Tweets any minute.
TMZ's sources say that the investors of the movie were biting their finger nails off over the thought of relying on Lindsay to show up for work every day. Instead of luring her to the set every day using a dog with an 8-ball tied to its tail, they decided to cut ties with her altogether. David Michaels, the director of The Other Side, tells TMZ, "Our team simply chose to move on from Lindsay and we'll soon be announcing a replacement."
Lilo was supposed to play a grad student who gets stranded on a deserted island with the likes of Alanis Morissette, Woody Harrelson, Giovani Ribisi and Dave Mathews. That shit would've been an all-star cast in 1999.
This sucks, because the only place Lilo should be right now (besides rehab or Daddy Spears' kitchen) is a deserted island. Although, knowing this bitch she'd find a field of fermented mangoes. And she'd probably figure out a way to light banana leaves on her labia. Maybe it isn't such a good idea after all.
And is it just me or does White Oprah look Planet Hiltron-ized in that picture above?
When the news broke yesterday about Bret Michaels suffering a brain hemorrhage, it didn't look good. Bandannas everywhere refused to tie, weave tracks weeped, and fans from East to West had their lighters up. But Bret's father Wally Sychak tells Radar that he spoke to his son last night and he sounded "in good spirits."
Wally said, “I talked to him this morning. He sounded upbeat and positive but they had him sedated. But he’s doing good. He sounded like my son. We’re all keeping our fingers crossed and saying our prayers. He just needs to be quiet now and get rested.”
Wally added that the doctors still aren't 100% sure what caused the hemorrhage, but they all believe it had something to do with his recent emergency appendectomy and his type 1 diabetes.
Here's hoping the news continues to be positive and Bret fully recuperates so that he can gift the world with Rock of Love Cruise.
UPDATE: Bret's manager posted this on his website today: "There are several incorrect reports on Bret's condition. Bret remains in critical condition at an undisclosed location. Further tests are being ran and information will be updated in the coming days."
The Krispy Kreme Double Down (aka The Insta-Betes Special)
Topcultured is obviously trying to lure Aretha Franklin to their corner, because they have taken KFC's Double Down to new heights. Specifically, the 8th floor of your city's medical center where the Department of Cardiology is located.
Over on their site, they posted the step-by-step instructions on how you can make your very own KKDD using a glazed Kristy Kreme donut and KFC's Double Down.
So what you’ve got here is one tasty mother of a sandwich that starts with a half Krispy Kreme glazed doughnut, extra Colonel’s Sauce (gotta get in those added calories where you can), fried chicken breast, Colonel’s Sauce, cheese slice, bacon, cheese slice, fried chicken breast and other half doughnut. What you end up with is over 900 calories of tongue flipping delight.
And if you want to turn this healthy afternoon snack into a meal, just combine it with a deep fried salad, chili cheese onion rings and a Diet Shasta. You don't want to be a nasty hog, so stick with Diet Shasta instead of regular.
If your nipple holes start to vomit out a gooey substance, don't worry it's not blood. It's just your liquefied arteries spilling out. Nothing to freak out about.
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