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If you missed the 25th anniversary version of "We Are The World," then just do good by your ear drums and listen to the original instead. "We Are The World" was never my thing, because I always felt like I should be listening to it while sitting in a plastic boat and waving at animatronic children of the world (yes, I still wave at them). But this new version....ugh.

I mean: Justin Beaver Baby, Whiney Cyrus, a singing Lil' Wayne, one of those Jonas things, Nicole Scherwhatever, a poorly edited Michael/Janet moment, and enough auto-tune to keep Brit Brit in business for years to come.

And WYCLEF?!?! For why are you wailing like Scuttle giving birth to an elephant? Okay, I'll put the hate to bed without supper, because it is for a good cause.....

The shy frozen peen of the Winter Olympics Cauldron!

At last night's Opening Ceremony in Vancouver, Wayne Gretzky, Steve Nash, Nancy Greene and Catriona LeMay Doan gathered around the cauldron to light it together using four hung icy dicks (aka what happens when you get a handjob from Nicole Kidman) that were supposed to get hard and rise from the ice. One of the peensicles got a case of erectile dysfunction and failed to stand up. Maybe it got a little shy? Or maybe its tip got a good look at Wayne Gretzky's "Barry Manilow going to a costume party as a lesbian Wayne Newton" face and it chose to stay flaccid. Yeah, let's go with the latter. Clip below:

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