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This foreign singer who recently found fame might be America’s new sweetheart, but she’s reportedly a total bitch behind the scenes. After returning to her hotel room after a recent event, room service brought her the wrong kind of salad dressing with her food and she was so angry she threw the tray at a hotel employee, broke two lamps and a mirror and threw the food all over the floor. The hotel agreed to not press charges if the singer covered the mess and agreed not to stay there ever again. (BuzzFoto)

SUBO!!!!!!?! But do you blame her? SuBo is serious about her Heinz Salad Cream. My other guesses on who should act like my auntie and always keep her salad dressing of choice in her purse or glove compartment are: Leona Lewis or Charice (yeah right)?

A certain female television star was thisclose to coming out last week. She was quite distraught over the recent reports of gay students taking their lives and saw it as a great opportunity to set a good example for others. After discussions with her agent and manager, however, she canceled her meeting with a public relations expert. She is the star of a television show, and they convinced her that if she came out as a lesbian, she was risking not only her career, but those of the entire cast and crew of the show as well. (Blind Gossip)

Patricia Heaton! No, that would be too perfect for this world. Kate Walsh, probably?

This engaged B+/A- list comedic actor failed to mention he had a serious girlfriend while he made promises and slept with this will someday be A list but right now B- list actress. She is ticked and has threatened to reveal everything to the unsuspecting girlfriend. (CDAN)

Seth Rogen and Anna Kendrick?

After many years together, this celebrity couple – where one is more famous than the other – is breaking up. You probably can’t tell just by looking at them as they are still seen together. They make a concerted effort to say nice, supportive things about each other, and physically touch each other in public for photographs (Even though, according to one of them, “Being anywhere near him/her makes my flesh crawl.”) Why the public show of togetherness? Well, it’s not for the sake of the children. It’s for the sake of the money. There is no pre-nuptial in place, and one is pushing the other hard for control of specific shared assets. Why would the other party agree? So that their soon-to-be-ex will stay quiet about some of the scandalous things that have gone on during the time they have been together. (Blind Gossip)

Demi & Ashton (just ignore the children part), or Posh & Becks, or Tommy Girl & Stepford Katie, or SJP & Matthew Borderick?

But Vicki and Donn just renewed their vows in a romantic beach ceremony last year!! But Donn promised to always keep Vicki's tank full of unleaded love!!! Oh well, I guess Donn must have put a CLOSED sign on his pump, because Vicki of The Real Housewives of Orange County has filed for divorce. Because this GIF never gets old for me, here is a dramatization of Vicki and Donn's marriage:

Aw. TMZ says that Droopy Dog's long-lost sister filed papers to legally quit Donn's ass on Monday. They have been married for 16 years.

Anybody who watches this mess knows it was only a matter of time before this happened. Or it was only a matter of time before Donn was seen running naked along the 5 freeway while sticking hot chopsticks into his ears and begging to be put out of his misery. Basically, the show makes it look like living with a Gremlin is more pleasant than living with Vicki. Besides, Vicki doesn't have time for marriage. SHE'S TOO BUSY WORKING WORKING WORKING!

And does this mean that next season we will get an eye full of Tamra's rapey-eyed son groping on Vicki in the bathroom? Brace your stomachs just in case.

Kate Hudson's got that fresh "just got into a bar fight after giving some girl's boyfriend a beej in the bathroom" hair - Lainey Gossip

The CAPS LOCKED voice of the people almost wasn't - The Superficial

The tricks from Rock of Love: Where are they now? (Surprisingly, most of them haven't been quarantined by the government) - Jezebel

And then Bam Margera snotted on his tongue - Towleroad

Anne Hathaway's impeccable brow game in Vogue - The Berry

Elin Woods only got $110 million... How is she making do?! - Celebitchy

At first I was like, "Did Hayden Panatroll grow?" - Popoholic

Still waiting for Christopher Guest to rip off his Christine O'Donnell mask to tell us we've all been hoaxed - OMG Blog

Doogie! Watch it, you're choking your dog (not a euphemism) - Popsugar

Dear Talbots, here's the next face of your brand! - ICYDK

Looking like a picture right of Down Low Quarterly - Necole Bitchie

Wubba Wubba Wubba - SOW

Jasmine Waltz still milking the jizz out of her 15-seconds - Holy Moly!

Sammy Jo Carrington lives in Heather Locklear's daughter - Hollywood Rag

Paulina and Gisele's nipple throw down - Cityrag

Homegirl's face in thumbnail #4 is today's winner - I'm Not Obsessed

There's something uncomfortably strange about seeing Lea Michele pose hard as though she's an aspiring teenage slut on MySpace (or Demi Moore). It's as if a Beagle puppy gave you fuckme eyes while licking at her nipples or if a bunny wiggled her tail at you while wearing a baby pink lace negligee. It makes you want to throw a blanket over your head as if it's bed time and you're a bird cage. It's not right and it's unnatural!

You know, I'm all for bringing out your inner dirty whore for the cameras, but DAMN! The last time I saw someone trying this hard they were pushing out a kidney stone and it was me! I can't, you can't, we all can't.

Here's a few more pictures of Lea, Dianna Agron and Cory Monteith representing ho shit in GQ Magazine (shot by Terry Richardson). Well, I should say that Lea and Dianna are representing. Cory is doing no such thing since he's fully clothed! Why isn't he in his damn panties? The nurse's office will be waiting for his written excuse.

Gary Busey is always galloping around the streets looking like "Drop Dead Fred 30 years later" and screaming about he has just seen Jesus' melted cheese face in a piece of pizza, but today he did it for charity!!!! And for TV. Mostly for TV.

The New York State Department of Mental Health has allowed Gary into NYC to film Celebrity Apprentice, and here he is trying to whore out pizza with Lil Jon, Mark McGrath, Richard Hatch and Meat Loaf at Famiglias today.

You might be HAHAHAHA-ing at the dumb bitch on the team who decided that Gary Busey is the perfect customer wrangler, but think about it. If you were walking down the street and smacked right into Gary Busey, the crazy sparkling out of his eyes would scare you into submission and force you to do whatever he says. Or you'd just drop your pocket book and/or wallet at his feet and slowly step backwards towards safety. Either way, it's a win for The Busey!

Does the theme song to "Happy Days" work if you switch "happy" with "saddy", because Mr. Cunningham is now reading his newspaper on an easy chair up in heaven.

Members of Tom Bosley's family tell TMZ that he passed away at his home in Palm Springs at the age 83. Tom's family said that he had been suffering from a nasty staph infection for a while, but his rep said that he died of natural causes "or specifically, from a brief battle with lung cancer."

Tom Bosley has been in everything! Okay, almost everything. Not only did he play a sweater vest advocate on Happy Days, but he was also in Murder, She Wrote and was Father Dowling in Father Dowling Mysteries. Tom also blew out a few musical notes on stage in Fiorello!, Showboat, and Beauty & the Beast.

Rest in peace, Tom.

I'm not sure, but I think June Cleaver's passing might be the first of three. And that means Mr. Cunningham's is the second. I'm sensing a theme. QUICK Somebody throw themselves over Ann B. Davis!

Rachel "Chupacabra" Zoe normally looks like the wispy ghost of a 75-year-old first class passenger on the Titanic, but at last night's Elle Magazine's Women in Hollywood party she looked like she actually breaths in oxygen like the rest of us! And I bet she didn't even worry for one second about the possibility of airborne calories making their way into her body as she breathed in. I don't even have the urge to wash my clothes on her chest the way I normally do! Being maybe pregnant is working wonders on Chupa.

I say "maybe pregnant", because Chupa hasn't confirmed or denied that her golden raisin womb is currently occupied by a fetus the size of a lentil (and now I'm hungry) and you can't really tell from these pictures. Not that we'll ever able to tell since Chupa's 9-month baby bump is probably going to be the size of Michael Kors' penis head belly button.

This story from Radar doesn't really come out and say that SamRo offered up her tongue for Xtina's weepy vag to cry on after her split from Bat Boy, but the source kind of insinuates this. Apparently, SamRo and Xtina's friendship became closer when the cave of true love Bat Boy shared with her collapsed into a million pieces. Xtina stopped trolling for chocha in gay bars and spent more time with SamRo instead. I swear, SamRo is the Captain Save-A-Ho of Hollywood .

The source went on to say this shit, "They've known each other forever and they're good friends. Samantha was in Mexico with Christina for Nicole's [Richie] bachelorette party. Christina and Sam grew closer as her marriage crumbled, and eventually Jordan found himself unnecessary in his wife's life."

Just because SamRo is wiping away Xtina's oily tears with a baby wipe dipped in Palmolive doesn't mean they're bumping baginas. And even if they are, it's for the best. I mean, the quickest way to stop crying through your eyes is to start crying panty pudding down below. The truth.

And the minute Lindsay Lohan gets out of rehab, she's gonna cut a bitch. Well, it's better than her cutting a line, right?

When 19-year-old Taylor Swift and 33-year-old John Mayer worked on a song together last year, there were rumors that he gently slapped her cherry pie with his douche bottle peen. They never confirmed or denied that mess until now (sort of). Popeater says the junior champion squinter has a song on her album called "Dear John" (aka THIS SONG IS ABOUT JOHN MAYER. THAT'S WHY I CALLED IT DEAR JOHN. THE JOHN IS JOHN MAYER!!!), and the lyrics of the country fair mess make it sound like John Mayer snatched her snatch and then didn't call her the next day. Here's a piece of the song:

"Dear John
I see it all now that you're gone
Don't you think I was too young
To be messed with
The girl in the dress
Cried the whole way home
I should've known.

It was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young
To be played
By your dark, twisted games
When I loved you so.

My mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You'll add my name to your long list of traitors
Who don't understand
And I'll look back in regret
I ignored what they said 'Run as fast as you can."

Everybody, and I mean EVERYBODY, knows that John Mayer is the type of assbag to whisper sweet pretties into your ear to get into those chonies and then he'll cross the street when he sees you walking down the sidewalk the next day. Taylor needed to stick two tooth picks under her eye lids so she could see this shit! And lord, her lyrics always make me feel like I'm a 16-year-old country white girl who has stolen her daddy's pick-up truck in the middle of the night to meet the boy next door down by the river for a little heavy petting.

Anyways, Taylor shouldn't have wasted her time writing a song about John. Instead of writing her own DEAR JOHN song, she should've just sang a cover of the this:

Now that is a Dear John song done right.

Looking like Parasite Hilton's pussy just sneezed all over her face, Uma Thurman showed up to the City University of New York's 40th annual gala last night with a little something on her nose, brows, under eyes, etc... etc..

This is what Nicole Kidman sees when she looks in the mirror in the morning before she defrosts her face over a portable heater in her bathroom. You know, Snow Miser face happens. It's just a damn shame that White Oprah wasn't around to snort that mess right off of Uma's nose.