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Right after taking the stage at a party, Trina, the self-proclaimed "baddest bitch," went off on prolific poet Khia. Trina told the audience how she really felt about Khia claiming that she's the true HBIC of the 305.

Coincidentally, this is pretty much the same speech Ivana Trump gave to the screaming kids on her flight.

via Hip Hop Wired

Colin Farrell's brother Eamon married Steven Mannion in Canada recently, and last night they threw a wedding reception in Dublin so that all their Irish relatives could celebrate their wedded bliss. Colin brought his son James along, because every one of us should go to as many gay weddings as possible. The Andre at gay weddings not only tickles your nose, but it tickles your nipples and no-no too. At the same time! And you really haven't lived an Abba song until you've danced to one under a disco ball at a gay wedding. These are facts!

Here's more from Eamon and Steven's wedding reception last night. You know, Eamon looks like something you'd get when rubbing a Glamberace and a Rosie O'Donnell together. And Steven kind of looks like Carson Kressley on testosterone.

HoHan has finally stopped stalking SamRo's every move and is now focusing her time on a dick belonging to male model and former The City cast member Adam Senna. Gatecrasher says that things between them are "heating up." Well, I'm pretty sure Adam's peen is heating up due to the warts HoHan's vagina gifted him with.

Some source says that HoHan and Adam started bump and bumping on December 10th. Last week, HoHan brought Adam to Ali Lohan's Sweet 46 birthday party to meet White Oprah. Apparently, White Oprah really likes Adam and thinks he's good for her daughter. That's not saying much. White Oprah probably came to that conclusion after she asked Adam for a Xanax and he gave her two. If it were up to White Oprah, HoHan would marry a pharmacy kiosk.

The source added, "Adam is a good guy, and Lindsay is definitely starting to turn to him when things get bad." Yeah, I bet she's turning to him when things get bad. See my Xanax comment.

Below is HoHan taking a break from taking a break by trying on the ugliest clothes NYC has to offer.

Hug your TV tightly and prepare to say goodbye to it, because how will it go on now that both Oprah and Ty Ty will not be around to grace its screen?! After 5 years, Tyra Banks announced that the talk show that brought us Tyra as a homeless person, Tyra as a fatty and Tyra as a Vaseline fetishist will go dark. Ty Ty says we'll have to find another fat ass to kiss, because her talk show will go away next year. QUICK! Somebody talk Joel McHale off that ledge.

Ty Ty issued this statement to People: “This will be the last season of The Tyra Show. I’ve been loving having fun, coming into your living rooms, bedrooms, hair salons for the past 5 years. My next huge steps will allow me to reach more women and young girls to help us all feel as fierce as we truly are."

Ty Ty plans to focus on producing movies that will bring "positive images of women to the big screen." First up will be, THE TYRA BANKS STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. After that will be, THE OPRAH WINFREY STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS. And finally, THE JOEL MCHALE STORY STARRING TYRA BANKS.

The truth is, this is a sad day. What other show will bring us important events like the first ever televised colonic? My bowels depended on Tyra.

Well, at least we still have the human suppository known as Dr. Phil to help us get regular again.

Jon Grosselin's douche cave was ransacked on Saturday, and he believes that his ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman had everything to do with it! The Ed Hardy Slasher left behind a note and signed it with Hailey Glassman's name. This is why I'm not sure if she had anything to do with it. Would that bitch be THAT stupid to sign the note with her own name? Okay, okay, I hear all of you screaming "YES" in my ear. Meth Brows would be that dumb, but I still think this was a stunt orchestrated by the douche master himself. And Meth Brows' lawyer agrees.

Hailey's lawyer told Radar, "It appears to be a huge publicity stunt. The police investigation is still ongoing and we are sure the investigation will reveal that someone is trying to frame Hailey. There are no charges against Hailey. I don't think they are even considering her as a suspect in a crime. It appears that somebody, and I don't know who that might be, or what their motive might be, is framing her. The detectives are still working on it."

But Jon's lawyers seem to think that Hailey's meth face will soon be covered by a fat crotch belonging to her cell mate in prison. Jon's lawyer told Radar, "Hailey Glassman is going to jail. It's a simple as that. The building security tape will not lie and the evidence will speak for itself."

The evidence will speak for itself?! Who the hell does Jon's lawyer think he is? Wadsworth from Clue? Personally, I think the only real suspect in this case goes by the name of Karma. And not Karma Chameleon, the drag queen from Orlando who tried to steal my fuck partner right in front of me.

Santa tried for years to remove the stain, but it's hard to get Glenn Beck off plush. - Dantronic

Runners-up:

This was the first inkling Lance Bass' parents had that he liked blowing the skin flute as well as the horn. - Morbidosity

If Hillary Clinton had discovered this childhood picture of Bill sooner, then she would have understood that his obsession with sitting on hos with ugly suits, with his pants off, while blowing his sax, was not that unusual after all. - ReallyNow

Long before Heidi, Spencer already had a habit of posing with HO HO HO's. - Vern

(Thanks to all who sent in this beautiful Christmas present)

Richard de Chazal, an Australian fashion designer, make-up artist, photographer and the long-lost twin unicorn brother of Harald Glööckler.

Richard has the need to create running through his veins....and his eyebrows...and his unicorntee (anything that delicate cannot be associated with a goat). You can tell from Richard's website that he has an artist's hand. I mean, anybody who photographs (NSFW but safe for your genitals) THIS MUCH hard peen is a true artiste. It's like if Michelangelo, Tom of Finland and a picture taker from Knott's Berry Farm collaborated on a very important project together.

And Richard also deserves the title of Hot Slut, because he's putting Meat Loaf's old set for the "I'd Do Anything For Love" video to good use (see above).

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It turns out the rumors are true. Jude Law snatched up three of his four kids and went off to Barbados to spend some time with his partner in homewreckery Sienna Miller. Jude and Sienna are spending their days frolicking on the beach with the kids, and spending their nights sucking the sand crabs out of each other's fuck parts. SCRAGS BITCHES!

Sienna has always been a personal slut hero of mine, so it is a little disappointing seeing her go back for fourths and fifths of Jude Law's peen. But I do understand. Bitch is just getting hers. However, I do hope she's protecting her ovaries from Jude's potent sperm. One of those needy baby things would slow down her slut game. That would be tragic.

Speaking of protection, does Rogaine make sunscreen? Jude should look into that if he hasn't already.