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Jennifer Hudson pushed a baby boy out four months ago, but her uterus isn't done working yet. Star Magazine is saying that someone new has moved into JHud's womb without paying for room or board (even IN THIS ECONOMY). Apparently, she's pregnant with her second child with her husband Punk from I Love New York.

A source said, “Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby. She had wanted some space between the kids’ ages. She and David love kids. It’s another thing for them to celebrate during the holidays.”

JHud's rep would not confirm or deny the news. And your vagina better not hold its breath, because JHud is not going to say shit until/if the baby is in her hands. The last time she was pregnant, the baby's hand was practically hanging out of her crotch and she still wouldn't admit to the public that she was with child.

He was working out one day at the gym and a well known tranny caught his eye. So he gave her the signal and they ended up in the bathroom where he told her it wasn’t the first time he’d been with a tranny and then she blew him and the entire time it was all cocktalk as he kept asking her “Do you know whose dick you’re sucking…?” like she was supposed to be honored by his penis in her mouth. With him, it’s always about ego. Even when he’s being serviced, he still needs affirmation for his ego. Hilariously though, at the time, she had no clue she was helping herself to an award winning artist. Not 50 Cent. Not Justin Timberlake. Not Josh Groban. (Lainey Gossip)

This seems a little John Mayer-ish to me? And if it is Mayer, then I praaaaaay the tranny girl is Amanda Lepore. Although, Amanda Lepore is such a fucking lady that I'm not sure she would've sucked dick in her gym clothes. My other guesses are Kanye or Diddy?

This actress is expecting a very special gift of jewelry soon from her actor boyfriend. After all, they’ve been dating for a while, they’ve met each other’s families, and they each get more press together than either one would get alone. So, it’s reasonable to expect that an engagement ring would be forthcoming, right? Um, yes, but not to her. The engagement ring is going to his very special boyfriend, who has been forced to lurk in the shadows for several years now. Oh, our actress might get a ring too, but although the jewelry may be real, all involved are very clear that the hetero sentiment is totally fake. Yes, she knows all about the other guy, and she knows that she plays a distant second to him, but she also really loves how the fake relationship boosts her image and her income. We personally think that a three-stone ring would be most appropriate. Not to symbolize their pas, present and future love for each other, but to symbolize all three of the people in the relationship. (Blind Gossip)

Squinty Zellweger and B.Coop?

A bunch of stars were at a party over the weekend. They were all supposed to bring gifts for a sort of “white elephant” exchange. One of the stars (a C list actress) took the “white” part a little too literally. They brought three little packages of white powder, neatly wrapped in Christmas ribbon and tied with a candy cane. Because there were children at the party, most of the guests were offended and asked the actress to leave. Not Rachel Bilson. (BuzzFoto)

Mischa Barton? And I'm sure she'll be invited to everyone's Secret Santa gift exchange party next year.

Brittany Murphy's husband spoke for the first time yesterday to Access Hollywood about his wife's health at the time of her death. Simon has decided to do some more talking, this time to People Magazine. People said that Simon got weepy throughout the interview, but really wanted to give his side of the rumors floating around there.

On the rumor that Brittany suffered from anorexia:
"These rumors that she was anorexic? It's crazy – she was slim, but that was her natural physique. She tried to gain weight but had one of those metabolisms – a high metabolism – but enjoyed food as much as anyone. I wish I could show all the receipts from the take out restaurants."

On not wanting an autopsy on Brittany's body:
"My initial reaction to the autopsy was – they're going to cut her open – I couldn't bear it. That would break her mother, but we realized we needed to know. I look forward to getting the results."

On the heart murmur she suffered from and what kind of meds she was taking:
"She was on herbal remedies that wouldn't speed up her heart. There was nothing here that could endanger her; there was prescription medication in the house for her female time and some cough syrup. That was it."

On if Brittany died from any kind of overdose:
"I can get rid of that one right now."

On people saying he's a Sleeeeeeze McSleezester:
"So many people have their views of us, but they never met us or sat down with us. I'm not perfect, but I don't think anyone is … I am feeling beyond devastated. I was in love with Brittany and Brittany with me."

TMZ posted a Dr. Murray-approved list of prescription meds (including Klonopin, Vicoprofen and Topamax) that their sources claim was found on Brittany's nightstand. The source said that some of the meds were in Brittany's name, while others were in her mother's and husband's names. So I'm not sure what to think when reading that Simon says Brittany was only taking stuff you find at Whole Foods. Hm. Maybe I shouldn't think at all, and go eat my fifth chocolate covered candy cane of the day instead. Yeah, I'll do that.

Cameron Diaz and Tommy Girl shot a movie together like four eye blinks ago, and there's already a trailer out. It's called Knight & Day, which is a title I do not appreciate. I mean, that title should be reserved for the inevitable feature film starring Kath Day-Knight from Kath & Kim:

Okay, I guess I shouldn't be too bitched (I accidentally wrote that instead of "pissed" and it's staying) off since it's not called Day & Knight. But still.

Anyway, the trailer looks like something you've seen a million times before. While watching it I couldn't stop thinking about how they made Tommy Girl the same height as Pizza Face.

My guess is that Tommy Girl was rocking his Louboutins to give him BIG GIRL HEIGHT! Tommy Girl can kick, stretch and kick in his Louboutins. Suri taught him well.

Ear candler extraordinaire Jessica Simpson is paintless in the face - Lainey Gossip

Isabeli Fontana is shy - Egotastic!

Kanye West's panty changer is still on payroll - Hollywood Tuna

Jonas Twinks with iPhones - Towleroad

Simon Cowell sunning his furry chest pies in Barbados - Popsugar

Jakey and Reese 2.0 go to the movies - Just Jared

Tamara Mellon's melons need a tune-up (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Holly Madison is trying to snatch Mrs. Claus' old man - Hollywood Rag

Dita Von Teese goes grocery shopping, still looks like she stepped out of a Hitchcock movie - Socialite Life

Noah Cyrus' Christmas list - Cityrag

Vintage Lady CaCa - ICYDK

Simon Baker just because - Popbytes

Lindsay Lohan is actually looking sort of clean here...for Lindsay Lohan - Holy Moly!

Tiger Woods and Mistress #1 are still fucking on the down low - I'm Not Obsessed

I'm dreaming of a Betty White Christmas - SOW

Robert Downey Jr. told to shut about the Shercock Homo stuff - Celebitchy

Birthday: 1988ish
Age: 21
Birth Name: Nicole Polizzi

Original Date of HS of the Day: December 18, 2009
Claim to Fame: Snickerdoodles (or Snackwells as my mom calls her) stumbled onto MTV's Jersey Shore from the Willy Wonka Factory to charm all of us with her delectable backfat and hypnotizing skankrobatics. Snooki had me at the first Jager shot.

Where is she now? Snooki is on the road to becoming the most famous munchkin on the stroll! I mean, Snooki's rental fee is $2,000 + transportation (aka 1 ticket on the Chinatown bus and a McDonald's coupon book). I should sell a few of my organs, so that I can get her to host the Dlisted Meat & Booze Party at the parking lot of the In 'N Out in La Habra, CA.

Why is she HS of the Week? Because 64% of you voted her through. Democracy is working!

After getting married on Saturday, Kevin Jonas and that Danielle chick went off to Mexico to commence with the non-stop fornication! Or in Danielle's case, to commence with the non-stop texting!

If you have never done sex before and God finally gives you the OK by winking at you during your wedding ceremony, shouldn't you take all them panties off and fuck until your genitals cry for mercy?

To be fair, maybe these two are just taking a break. Although, Danielle could at least pretend like she cares. Gold digging is a full time job.

Danielle, tell Tiger Woods you'll text him after the honeymoon and put that shit down. A Jonas prostate needs massaging!

It's the week of spiked egg nog, sad checking accounts and shoot outs over the last Zu Zu Pet (just give it to Richard Gere), so gossip is slower than a Hugh Hefner cum shot. So put on your "pretend to care" face when reading about these two assholes from The Hills breaking up. Or just skip this shit and ransack your office supply room for last-minute Christmas gifts.

UsWeekly reports that Brody Jenner and Jayde Nicole have ended their fairytale romance after 15 months together. Jayde wrote on her Twitter the other day: "'Sometimes when you truly love someone you have to let them go.....' I never really understood that quote until now."

A source said that Brody told Jayde that he needed to spend sometime by himself. Brody has apparently gone to Australia for a little soul-searching. More like a little hole-searching.

The truth is, Brody made the decision after his optometrist updated his contacts prescription and took a good look at Jayde Nicole's face. THAT FACE. A face like that only belongs on a villain who is trying to take over Gotham City. Such a young bitch, and she's already on step 6 of 10 to becoming a Wildenstein. Bitch is taking the carpool lane.

Since Carl's Jr. is all about mixing their food with skanks (see Wonky and Ceiling Eyes), their latest commercial features Kim Kardassian tossing a salad and sucking on an apple like it's a big black dick. Seriously, bitch is acting like the apple slice is about to piss on her eyebrows. This is just like her sex tape, but starring a salad instead of a Ray-J.

And who in the Khloe Kardashian hairy back hell eats a salad in the bath tub? Alexis Carrington taught me that only the following items are acceptable for consumption in the bath tub: champagne, strawberries, caviar....AND MEN!!!! Kim's tramp ass needs to check her fax machine, because I just sent her the memo so she doesn't fuck up again.