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Pregnant dude, aka Thomas Beatie, is currently writing a book called LOVE MAKES A FAMILY: A Memoir of Hardship, Healing and an Extraordinary Pregnancy. That title is too damn long! How about, The Life & Times of Hot Pregnant Dude! That sounds better.

Entertainment Tonight reports:

LOVE MAKES A FAMILY follows Thomas Beatie through his transformation from a girl scout and beauty queen to a fully legal and recognized man with a black belt in marital arts and a loving wife named Nancy, herself a former champion bodybuilder. It will follow Thomas and Nancy through their controversial decision to have a baby and yet not hire a surrogate to carry the child; to, instead, have Thomas--who underwent gender reassignment surgery but kept his female reproductive organs--get pregnant and carry the child himself.

I was hoping for a reality show on Vh1, but this will work! This shit better be 99% pictures. A story is best told in pictures. I'm too lazy to read all that shit. Better yet, he should make it a pop-up book. Pop-up books are fun.

Pregnant dude's book is due out September 30th. His baby is due in about 6 weeks.

The muppet stripper from Rock of Love 2, Daisy De La Hoya, left Crown Bar in West Hollywood last night with Dave Navarro. Daisy, Daisy, Daisy......

Dave is an upgrade from Bret Michaels, but Daisy needs to stay away from the rock stars. It's not good for her chocha. Those rock dudes are fucking filthy!

I swear, if you were in a rock band in the 80s, she will suck yo dick. She's already gone through CC Deville and Bret

Let's see, who will Daisy eff next? I'm thinking Richie Sambora, Axl Rose, Tommy Lee and then Johnny Solinger from Skid Row. Johnny Solinger was so hot. She better stay away from him.

What's Wino's loss might become Beyonce's gain. Producers of "Quantum of Solace" are apparently talking to Beyonce about singing the next Bond theme. The song was written by Amanda Ghost and Beyonce would also work with Bond composer John Barry.

Wino was working with Mark Ronson on the track, but she can't be bothered with it anymore. Her spokesbitch said Wino "felt it was the wrong thing to get involved in." Cue laugh track.

Not Beyonce. Just no. Doesn't Beyonce have to go play house and haves babies or something?! I know Papa Knowles wants to get his money's worth, but Beyonce needs to sit down and take a break. Let Solange sing the damn Bong (typo, but keeping it) song. She'll work for oyster crackers and she won't be a bitch about it.

On second thought, the producers need to track down and hire Precious Taft. I don't know if she can sing, but does that really matter? The hot bitch has raw emotion. Clip below:

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I was beginning to think that Sharon Stone was over her addiction to animal print and dead animals. Relapse! She needs to be thrown into rehab along with Jocelyn Wildenstein for their obsession with wearing and looking like animals.

Sharon is really starting to look like one of those hags from "The Real Housewives of Orange County." I know Sharon does not want to turn into Lauri Waring, but that's where she's heading.

Anyway, here's Shar at amFar's Cinema Against AIDS event in France. Other guests included Natalie Portman who wore a dress by Brawny and Madonna who wore one of Tootsie's old ones.

I don't care if Juliette Lewis worships aliens, bathes in barley water and howls at Mars - I love her crazy ass! I'd even go to the dark side for her. FUCK. I was joking! Hell, I'm a goner. I'm totally Tommy Girl's next wife.

Here's Juliette acting the fool on a yacht in Cannes yesterday. That's what Scientology does to you!

Tommy Girl is not happy with baby boutique Petit Tresor for allegedly talking to the tabloids about his spending habits. Tommy had his lawyers send a cease and desist letter to the store.

The letter accuses the store of telling the tabloids that TomKat spent $350k - $400k on Suri's wardrobe over the last two years. Tommy's whores said the information is wrong and it violates their clients' confidentiality.

His lawyers also told the store to keep their mouths shut about TomKat's shopping habits. If the store doesn't comply with Tommy Girl's order, they will die a terrible death. Ok, they didn't say the last part.

Please! Suri doesn't wear that off-the-rack trash! She only wears custom couture from Paris! I bet the $400k was spent on satin diapers for Tommy Girl. The silky material against his bare nalgas makes him feel like the sexy lady he is.

Source: TMZ

A spokesbitch for the Olsen trolls has denied the rumor that an evil barista at Starbucks has secretly been trying to fatten them up. The rumor is that a former barista at a Starbucks in NYC's West Village regularly put whole milk into the twins' Grande nonfat lattes instead of skim milk.

A source told OK! (via The Scoop), “The barista thought the Olsens were too thin, so whenever they ordered their usual drink, he would replace the skim milk with full-fat."

This explains everything. No wonder the Olsen trolls look obese.

I bet evil barista also used to work at Starbucks in L.A. I'm sure he regularly replaced the whole milk in Brit Brit's frapps with whole meth. Makes sense.

Oprah has announced to the world that she's just started a 21-day diet detox. Oprah is going vegan for 21 days which means no animal products. That means fish too. I'm sure Gayle King has a lot of questions for her bff.

People reports that Oprah is also banning caffeine, sugar, gluten and booze. Booze?! How is that even possible? What is the point of living!? Wait, does rubbing alcohol count as booze? I heard you can get a quick buzz from that shit.

O was inspired by Kathy Freston's book Quantum Wellness. She plans to blog about the entire process.

She wrote on her website, "This 21-day cleanse gives me a chance to think about [eating] differently and see what my attachments are to certain kinds of foods – and what I'm willing to do to change. Don't know if I'm going to feel better or worse, but I'm willing to try to see if my body at least feels differently."

She's already enjoying nasty crap like strawberry rhubarb wheat-free crepes.

I would go on a 21-day detox too if I had someone cooking all my meals for me and wiping my nasty ass when I get the runny runs.

John McCain is on Ellen Degeneres' show today (taped yesterday) and she brought up the subject of gay marriage. Dun dun dun! Ellen started by saying that she wanted to address " the elephant in the room." I was expecting Mike Huckabee to come out with glazed donuts. Unfortunately, that didn't happen.

Johnny doesn't believe in gay marriage. Duh. Ellen used the opportunity to voice her opinion, "I think that it is looked at and some people are saying the same that blacks and women did not have the right to vote. Women just got the right to vote in 1920. Blacks didn't have the right to vote till 1870. It just feels like there's this old way of thinking (that) we are not all the same. We are all the same people. All of us. You're no different than I am. Our love is the same." Ellen is right. We are all the same people. Well, except for Paris Hilton. She's a dirty animal.

Ellen went on to say, " It sounds to me like saying well you can sit there (points in one direction), you just can't sit there (points in another direction). That's what it sounds like to me. It doesn't feel inclusive. It feels isolated. It feels like we aren't owed the same things and the same wording."

John responded, "I've heard you articulate that position in a very eloquent fashion. We just have a disagreement and I, along with many, many others wish you every happiness." Lies.

Ellen finished with a joke, "Thank you. So you'll walk me down the aisle? Is that what you said?"

McCain doesn't believe in gay marriage and I don't believe in him. We're even. And to think, I was going to invite his pasty ass to my upcoming Xanadu-themed California wedding. I really wanted to see him in velour chocha cutters and roller skates. He can stop checking the mail for his invitation! It ain't coming.

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Shayne Lamas' posed bikini candids - Shit, she's becoming the new Heidi Montag - Hollywood Tuna

Photoshop alert! Nicole Kidman to pose pregnant and nekkid - Just Jared

Sharon Stone has a dick (it's probably just her lumpy vagina in nude panties) - Egotastic!

Joss Stone kissed a girl - IDLYITW

Eva Herzigova wearing a really hot dress (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Spa treatments for your 4-year-old - Jezebel

Carmen Electra is running out of ideas - Hollywood Rag

Shia and Harrison want to do each other - Popsugar

Nick Nolte in the land of Oz - Cityrag

Natalie Portman and her bearded lady boyfriend get cozy - A Socialite's Life