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La Pequeña has returned and this time the hot bitch is practically naked! She's back as Amy Winehouse and is only covered by duct tape and a guitar. Make sure to watch this video while in the privacy of your own home. You don't want to get all hot and horny in public. It's only a matter of time before she loses the duct and the guitar and we see her real la pequeña!

Excuse me while I go and cry in a hot shower.

Thanks Taylor

There's nothing creepier than a masked troll! The Olsens are going to come out of your walls tonight to steal your breath. If this happens, ask them what 2+2 is! Trolls are dumb fucks and easily tricked!

Ashley and Mary-Kate joined a group of masked ladies as they made their way through the streets of Los Angeles collecting the souls of children. No, they were part of some wedding party and apparently didn't want to be photographed, so they wore masks. This is the same wedding She-Hulk and Justin went to.

It might not be such a bad thing if this mask trend sweeps Hollywood. At least we won't have to see their fugly faces and hear their annoying voices anymore. Wait....then what will I make fun of? Scratch that.

Here's a video and some more pics of these creepy trolls! I also included a masked picture of Tom Cruise in Vanilla Sky. It's totally where they got their inspiration from.

Two very different knocked up ladies were out and about with their families yesterday. One is probably going to pop out a furry litter of 6 and the other one needs to stop doing this pregnancy thing, so she can work on the new No Doubt album. Come on Gwennie. I need a sequel to "Don't Speak" called "I Really Mean It. STFU!" She promised.

I also have a disgusting confession to make. I actually spent money on Tori Smelly's book. I couldn't fucking help it. The back of the book featured a picture of Mimi La Rue asking me to "buy this book." I can't say no to Mimi.

Birthday: January 16, 1989
Age: 18
Birth Name: Meagan Taylor

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 5, 2008
Claim to Fame: Meagan is a student at Queen's University in Canada. The rumor is that daddy gave her $1,000,000 and she used it to put out a song and video in Panama called "Rojo Caliente." Some have called it the worst video and song ever.

Where is she now? Hopefully, daddy gave her more cash and she's working on her follow-up!

Why is she HS of the Week? When asked if her music gives a good message, she answered, "I wrote the song about my red hair which is what rojo caliente...red hot....I never used to like having red hair. I felt different and like I always wanted brown hair or blonde hair or something. For me it was a celebration of my red hair and to me that's important. It's a celebration of differences."

Interview below:

Does Viagra make you more tolerant? How the hell does Hef do it? Spending your 82nd Birfday surrounded by a bunch of noisy hos in a Las Vegas club does not sound pleasant. My 82nd Birfday will be spent in bed with a warm compress, a bottle of moonshine and a box of Little Debbie zebra cakes.

Hef celebrated year 82 with Kendra, Holly and Bridget at Palms Casino last night in Vegas. He sort of looks like he's ready for sleepytimes and a warm compress. Put pepaw to bed!

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake are still two dykes in love. The two attended some wedding in Los Angeles last night and came out hand-in-hand. You know she-hulk's grip is killing Justin inside. She doesn't know her own strength. He wants to cry so badly, but he's keeping it together for the cameras. Justin is used to it. Biel probably works that strap-on like a champ. Even cokie on Justin's hole can't ease the pain. The bitch is a trooper.

Tobey Maguire, Jason Bateman, Scott Speedman and Eva Mendes also attended last night. This shit looked like a funeral! They were all wearing black. It makes sense. You're mourning the bride and groom's slut days. Sad.

Thandie Newton will play that hot bitch Condoleezza Rice in the Oliver Stone's W. Ioan Gruffudd has also joined the cast as Tony Blair.

The shit show starts shooting very soon and will follow Dubya's path to the Presidency as well as his life in the White House. No, it's not a comedy.

The cast also includes Josh Brolin (Dubya), Elizabeth Banks (Laura Bush), James Cromwell (Bush Sr.) and Ellen Burstyn (Barbara). The key roles of Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Karl Rove has yet to be cast. Too bad Larry, Moe and Curly aren't alive anymore. These are the roles they were born to play.

I have a feeling that this movie is going to be a camp classic! Not since Showgirls...... It's going to be a major BOMB. Pun intended.

Janet Jackson should play Condi. It's pretty obvious. The Stone really dropped the pudding on that one.

Source: The Hollywood Reporter

George Clooney tried to track down a man that had left a message on his voicemail about girlfriend Sarah Larson. Clooney told the New Yorker (via P6) that the mystery caller urged him to dump Sarah. The caller said, "Dude, your friends asked me to give you a message: Dump the bitch before you're sorry!"

Renee Zellweger...was that you?! I bet the caller had a squint in his voice.

With the help of his rent-a-cop driver, Clooney tracked down the number to a pre-paid cellphone. He tried to find out if the cellphone was paid with a credit card, but the trailer went dead. Some Danny Ocean!

Sarah said that she's been bashed left and right for dating Clooney, "They say that I'm a stripper. There's a ton of stuff about that. I've never been a stripper. You know, just because I'm from Las Vegas, I must be a stripper. Because I'm a cocktail server, that means I'm an escort."

Wah...wah....wah....deal with it bitch! Sarah needs to buy a pair of nuts and answer these questions with, "I'm sucking Clooney dick and you're not, so shut the fuck up!" Handle it Sarah!

Tommy McKaughan better watch his ass! Clooney might be coming for him next. Tommy spoke to the NOTW about his past relationship with Sarah Larson. He talked about how she "bewitched him with nude sex in the woods" and how she "rubbed special potions all over his body." She's the Blair Witch!

Hollywood legend Charlton Heston passed away Saturday night in his Beverly Hills home at the age of 84. His wife of 64 years, Lydia, was by his side, the Heston family said in a statement.

No cause of death was released.

Charlton won an Oscar in 1960 for "Ben-Hur." He also starred in "The Ten Commandements," "Planet of the Apes" and "Earthquake."

So long, Charlton....

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