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Earlier today, I posted a shot of 15-year-old Miley Cyrus in the new Vanity Fair. The picture was shot by Annie Leibovitz and shows Disney's #1 whore wearing nothing but a sheet. Miley has issued a statement and said the pictures were meant to be "artistic."

She said, “I took part in a photo shoot that was supposed to be ‘artistic’ and now, seeing the photographs and reading the story, I feel so embarrassed. I never intended for any of this to happen and I apologize to my fans who I care so deeply about.”

I knew she would play the "artistic" card! She should have just said, "Annie put a gun to my head and made me do it." It would have been a more believable response.

Disney issued this statement, "The BITCH IS DONE." No, they said this, “Unfortunately, as the article suggests, a situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 15-year-old in order to sell magazines."

Manipulate a 15-year-old?! Vanity Fair told the New York Times that her parents were on set the entire time and even saw the pictures. “Miley’s parents and/or minders were on the set all day. Since the photo was taken digitally, they saw it on the shoot and everyone thought it was a beautiful and natural portrait of Miley.”

Miley also told Bruce Handy, the journalist interviewing her, that she loved the photograph. Miley told him, “Annie took, like, a beautiful shot, and I thought it was really cool. That’s what she wanted me to do, and you can’t say no to Annie. I think it’s really artsy. It wasn’t in a skanky way.”

A source told People that Miley's parents left before that shot was taken. Her grandmother and her teacher were on set, "Miley's grandmother and her teacher were there when she shot it. Annie convinced them it was going to be artistic. Her parents are mortified. They know this is a learning moment for Miley. The photo suggests that she is [naked], but she is not. She is covered by a sheet, and beneath the sheet she is clothed. Originally, she was in a flesh-colored tank top but was asked to remove it."

Miley's memaw is a slut! Seriously, it doesn't matter if she was wearing a chastity belt underneath all that. The photograph is supposed to look like she's naked which it does.

Honestly, the fact that she looks like the girl from "The Ring" is more disturbing.

Mimi attended the Tribeca Film Festival premiere of "Tennessee" last night and she wore a ring on her engagement finger! She's totally engaged to her one true love....herself! I wish she was engaged. 2008 really needs a Mimi wedding. It would be the dream wedding of a 9-year-old girl. Mimi would come in on a unicorn, her bridesmaids would be dressed like butterflies and her groom would be a lamb.

Mimi not only wore what looked like an engagement ring, but she also wore pants! Pants! I had to wipe the hangover from my eyes a bit, because her legs are covered. She's not wearing a ho dress! It's a little unsettling.

Da Brat also attended last night. Mimi totally made her show up. Mimi told Da Brat that if she showed up, she can smell Mimi's dirty panties later. Patrick Stewart also looked shocked that Mimi wasn't wearing a ho dress. And Zoe Kravitz looks like the saddest girl in the room. She's starting to look like a little orphan child.

Birthday: January 17, 1986
Age: 22
Birth Name: Chloe Rose Lattanzi

Original Date of HS of the Day: April 21, 2008
Claim to Fame: Chloe is the daughter of Olivia Newton-John. She's also an actress and singer. She's been in some TV shows in Australia.

Where is she now? Chloe is currently entertaining and terrifying audiences on MTV's Cradle of Rock.

Why is she HS of the Week? Chloe reminds me of a young Jocelyn Wildenstein with the voice of a thousand demons. This bitch is going to be big in Iceland. Trust!

You know Marilyn Manson ordered Evan Rachel Wood to scour the vintage stores and replicate Dita Von Teese's outfit or else! If she doesn't do it, she'll have to sleep in the coffin again.

Here's Dita looking like Lovey Howell as she tried to avoid the sun at the Coachella yesterday.

Dita recently said that she does whatever it takes to keep her baby powder skin from getting tan. She said, "I never go sunbathing. My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown, wrinkly cleavage. It will get white and wrinkly, but there is no need to rush it. I pack vitamins to stop the sun doing anything to me. Some foods accelerate tanning, so I'm very careful about what I eat." Damn. The woman has dedication. I get up, go piss, put on some sweats and call it a day. Dita probably spends 2 hours picking her outfit and then another 2 hours picking out shit to eat that won't tan her skin.

Below are some other twats at Coachella including Sienna Miller, Kelly Osbourne, Kimbo Stewart and Melanie Griffith. They don't hold a candle to Dita's glamour!

Is it just me or does Melanie look like she's suffering from cokey mouth?

Maddox and Suri are finally together thanks to Photoshop and Radar Magazine. Actually, I think they used MSPaint, because clearly this was a quick "copy and paste" job. And Suri would never wear that shit! She only wears couture fashions straight off the runways of Paris!

Shiloh is pissed that Maddox made the cover and she didn't. Maddox is going to pay for this.

Source: Cover Awards VIA ONTD

The other day I said Katie Price looks like a burnt-up Elvira. I guess I'm not the only one that thinks this, because she's reportedly in talks to play Elvira in a new movie. The Daily Star reports that the original Elvira, Cassandra Peterson, has been in talks to do a remake of Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, but she doesn't want to do it herself. Producers now want Katie Price to do it.

A source said, "It's a very good time to be British in Hollywood and you can't fail to notice Jordan - she knows how to shine." The bitch only shines because of ten layers of fake tanner and a few dozen more layers of bronzer.

The source went on to say, "Everyone was at a loss until they spotted Jordan on a gossip website. She just looks perfect and then they discovered she has a penchant for one-liners. She will have to lose the tan, though. And Cassandra's Elvira worked because of the mixture of her dark image and her Valley Girl wit - so Kate will have to learn an American accent."

Why the hell did I waste hours of my life on "The Search for the Next Elvira" if they aren't even going to use the chick that won?

The Elvira movie is one of the biggest pieces of caca ever made, but I still can't find the strength to turn the channel when it comes on late at night.

Here's some pics of Katie, Princess Tiaaamamaiaia (however the hell her name is spelled) and the biggest homo in the world leaving Los Angeles for Florida on Friday night.

Heidi Montag reportedly pulled out of the White House Correspondents' Association dinner, because MSNBC refused to pay for Spencer's first-class plane ticket. Well, the two douchebags made it after all! George Bush was probably heartbroken when he heard Heidi couldn't make it, so he chartered Air Force One for her. This is a good thing, because the two really are intellectual soul mates.

And yes Heidi wore that same outfit a week ago. It looked like shit then and it looks like shit now.

The dinner was also attended by Asshole and Pete Wentz, Pammy Anderson, Lauren Conrad, Michael Johns from American Idol, Joel McHale, Jenny McCarthy, the Jonas Brothers, Ben Affleck, Jennifer Garner and Marcia Cross.

President Bush joked to the audience, "Pamela Anderson and Mitt Romney in the same room? Isn't that one of the signs of the apocalypse?" That whole room was the last sign of the apocalypse. I'm surprised the room didn't spontaneously combust from all the morons in it.

Bush went on to joke, "[Hillary] Clinton couldn't get in because of sniper fire and Sen. [Barack] Obama's at church." That Dubya is such a fucking comedian. He should really quit his job and join the Queens of Comedy tour.

15-year-old Miley Cyrus might have went topless for Vanity Fair with nothing but a sheet covering up underaged nippies The Disney machine keeps producing the prostitutes. This is the opposite of sexy for many reasons. First, she looks like the demon girl from The Ring. Instead of dying a few days after seeing these pictures, you're probably barfing right now. This shit ain't right. Vanity Fair: Pedo Edition.

What the fuck is next? Suri Cruise going nude for Vogue? Not into it.

If this shit is real, expect tweens everywhere to copy this pose for their MySpaces. I'm sure Miley's dumbass parents will say this is "artistic." I'm sorry, but there's nothing artistic about Miley. Nothing and that includes these pictures too. The girl looks like a child prostitute. This shit is not a good look.

I guess the girl doesn't love money that much, because you know Christian rednecks are going to burn her at the stake for this shit. Time to organize that "Hannah Montana" CD burning party!

Source VIA ONTD

Sue Wilkinson - UK singer who had a hit in the 80s with "You've Got To Be A Hustler If You Want To Get On." She also has really gorgeous hair.

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