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I wonder what crack farts smell like? I'm guessing it's a mixture of peroxide, burned Barbie hair and Haggis. Wino looked like she was laying one out while she went to visit her Blaaaake in the clink today.

The bitch's skin is straight-up falling off. I'm waiting for the day when Wino comes out and her skin has completely fallen off. That bitch will be walking around with just bloody tissues and bones. She won't care as long as she has Blaaake. I think even her hive has had it with this situation. It looks like it's wilting away in sadness.

Water will always be wet, fire will always be hot and Wino will always be a beatdown mess!

Henry Rollins said that Britney Spears doesn't completely sing her songs. A big fucking DUH. During an interview with the Sun Media, Henry said that he's heard stories from different sound engineers on how Britney comes up with her sound.

Henry said, "They have the black chick come in and sing, and Britney sings over it, and they mix them together," said Rollins, who has his own talk show on IFC. (Britney) gets her phrasing basically from this older R&B woman. I found that out talking to an engineer. Britney apparently isn't actually the worst singer, she just has no feel. So they bring in this older black woman who sings the song, then Britney sings to it, and they kind of make a mix of the two voices, and that's what you hear on the records."

So that's what Anita Pointer has been doing all these years! I always thought producers just threw Brit in a bag with a couple of rabid squirrels and stuck a mic in there. I mean, that's what she sounds like. I don't know if Britney is getting help from an older black woman, but I do know she's getting a lot of help from a little something called auto-tune.

That being said, Henry Rollins could do whatever the fuck he wanted to me. ANYTHING. I'm talking shit that could get me disowned permanently. That's saying a lot, because I'm in a family of whores.

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Obama has that hot chick as his Obama Girl and John McCain has these lovely ladies. It fits. These are The McCain Girls and they put out some shit on YouTube of them singing along to one of the gayest songs in history: "It's Raining Men." They cleverly changed the title to "It's Raining McCain."

My favorite of the three is the woman that looks like Bonnie Brindle from "Small Wonder." First of all, her pants are melting into the green screen. Second of all, she barely knows the lyrics. Those two other chicks probably needed a third and nobody would do it, so they kidnapped poor Bonnie Brindle from the local supermarket and brainwashed her to shake her granny ass for John McCain! Bonnie definitely doesn't know what she's doing.

I couldn't get through the whole thing, because I had to turn it off once one of them washed her face with John McCain. That's crossing the line of decency.

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Pamela Anderson's two-month fairytale marriage to Rick Salomon is officially over. Fraud was given as the reason for their annulment. Their marriage has been completely erased. Too bad they can't do the same thing for their combined STDs.

TMZ claims Pamela promised Rick she would have his children. A source told them she became pregnant during their relationship, but was no longer pregnant after they separated. This is why they both claimed fraud as the reason for their marriage ending. No longer pregnant? That sounds so....grim.

This was Pamela and Rick's third marriage each!

Pam will be back at it by the Summer. Who will she marry this time? I'm thinking she'll change it up and marry a much older man. I'm thinking The Hoff. What a perfect couple.

I feel sorry for all the slave shop workers that are getting paid 25 cents an hour to put this ugly shit together. They are probably thinking, "Who the fuck buys this fugly ass crap?" I don't know the answer to this question. All the drag queens I know wouldn't be caught fingering a dirty ass in these hoof covers.

And Parasite Hilton has a lot of nerve charging that much for shoes that cost 50 cents to make. Even if she dropped the first number in that price, it still wouldn't be worth it. And "free overnight" is right!

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Miley Cyrus and her friend, Mandy, have a show on YouTube where they talk about themselves and answer questions from fans. One fan wrote in and asked, "Are you Christians?"

Miley answered, "Yes! We love Jesus. Happy Easter by the way! He died for our sins, that's how awesome he is. Jesus rocks! She dances for Jesus. I sing, dance and act for Jesus! ... Now that I think about it, I do everything for Jesus. We make the YouTube videos for Jesus. We’re all about it."

Yes Miley, it was very awesome of Jesus to die for our sins. Extremely awesome. Rock star awesome. I hope Jesus can do another awesome thing by coming back and helping us. After watching that, I realize that we need all the help we can get.

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Heather has given me a reason to get excited about Rock of Love 2 again. I was quickly falling off that show, but her return has made it worth watching again. She's back where she belongs. Heather was brought in to help Bret Michaels weed out the fake ass bitches from the show. It quickly turned into a boozefest, because if you're going to party with Heather then you're going to drink. The innocent bitch of the house, Jessica, couldn't keep up and she was soon barfing in a wastebasket. Now that's the Rock of Love I've come to know and love!

The skanks in the house also got a few other visitors. Their ex-boyfriends and friends showed up to hang out with Bret, so he could learn more about them. We learned that Daisy Duck is still living with her ex-boyfriend. I'm sorry, but her ex-man is fucking hot. Daisy cried to Heather about it and she really shouldn't cry. She looks even more like a duck when she turns on the tears.

Megan's ex also revealed to Bret that she was on "Beauty and the Geek." Bret felt that she might be using him to further her career. WHAT CAREER? Her career is being a reality show slut, so she's doing her job. Damn Bret, don't judge. Thankfully, Bret quickly let Megan go. I was sick of looking at her "made for cum" face.

Below is a clip of Jessica's pukefest.

The other day I found out one of my local Popeye's Chicken closed down and I nearly shed a tear for those delicious biscuits. And now I find this shit out?! Is there really a God? Al Copeland, the founder of Popeye's, died in Munich, Germany yesterday where he was receiving treatment for cancer.

Al was a Louisiana legend and became known for his flamboyant lifestyle and lavish parties. His Christmas displays were the biggest in his neighborhood.

I must celebrate his life by treating myself to an extra-classy Popeye's meal for dinner. Actually, I buy my chicken and biscuit at Popeye's and then I run to KFC to get my sides. TRASH!

R.I.P. Al Copeland!

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This borders on chicken cutlet porn! You know it's roasting your drumstick. Here's "Hot Babe of the Year" Phoebe Price performing fellatio on an ice cream cone at the opening of a Dairy Queen in Eden Prairie, MN. NO! It's PP in Malibu on Easter Sunday. As Danny Noriega would say, this is TMTH!

That ice cream cone must be in pure ecstasy feeling her fire tongue massage its head like that. It's creaming itself at the warm sensation...ok I'll stop.

John Graziano's family filed a lawsuit against the Hogans today claiming they were responsible for the car crash that put their son in the hospital. The lawsuit cites 3 counts of negligence against Hulk and Nick, one against Linda and another count against the driver of the Dodge Viper that Nick was racing with. Can they also file a charge against Brooke for being a tranny mess? I don't want her to feel left out.

The lawsuit claims that Hulk and Linda should have known their son was a shitty fuck driver and that they knew he was boozing the day of the crash.

John's family said he will require medical attention for the rest of his life. Nick is also facing a charge of reckless driving with serious bodily injury.

I'm surprised it took John's family this long to file a lawsuit. It's the Hogans, so I say strip them bare! Brooke and Linda can get a side job working the streets as a mother and daughter tranny hooker tag team!

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