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I was waiting for this rumor to surface and here it is! Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson are currently filming "Marly & Me" together in Miami and sources say the two might be more than co-stars. Star Magazine said the two have been "canoodling" even when the cameras are off.

A source said, "The hugging didn't end when the cameras stopped rolling. They were very flirty together, far more than you would expect. In between takes they were hanging onto each other. They are very friendly." Hanging onto each other, flirty AND friendly? Well, the "friendly" just put them over the edge. They are totally doing it.

The source goes on to say that even before they started shooting Owen and Jen would have long telephone conversations. I think Jen just told the source it was Owen, but it was really Livelinks.

Owen has also brought Jen out from the dungeon of her trailer where she usually spends hours upon hours cutting out Angelina Jolie's face from tabloid magazines and pasting hers in. "Jen is known for being a recluse on set. But she's having so much fun hanging out with Owen. She's just really relaxed and happy, which is nice to see."

I thought Owen was dating Kate Hudson again? He's moved on to Jennifer Aniston? Eeesh. That's like eating oatmeal for breakfast and lunch.

Leelee Sobieski likes to collect the hair of celebrities. She said she currently has strands of Albert Brooks, Tim Allen, Martin Short and Stanley Kubrick. She is looking for more.

Leelee said, "I might show them all as an artwork."

I can picture her saying that sentence with bloodshot eyes while picking at the skin on her fingers. She probably keeps the hair in a little pink shoe box. If anybody even sneezes on them, she has to perform a cleansing ritual involving Selsun Blue and the blood of a virgin pigeon.

And I thought my hobby of collecting random dog turds on the street was cuckoo, but this is just bizarre! Seriously, this lady came up to me once on the street when I was about to pick up my dog's poo and she offered to do it for me. New York is the land of shit lovers.

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If I admitted to listening to Danity Kane's first album at least once a month, would you sentence to me to death by awful music injection? You would, so I'm not going to admit it. This is the video for Damaged which is the first single off of their new album "Welcome to the Dollhouse." It's nice to see that they brushed off the cobwebs and dust off of Shannon (the Brit Brit wannabe) and brought her to the front.

I think I like DK, because of their ridiculous group name. Anybody that will go around performing under that name for seriousness deserves my attention.

Ok, the REAL reason I posted this video was just so I can follow it up with this truly hot scene from the original and only "Welcome to the Dollhouse." Those DK sluts ain't got nothing on bad ass Dawn Wiener. "Hey Wiener. You better get ready, because at 3 o'clock today, I'm going to rape you!" Hottest words ever spoken in a feature film. I'm really considering naming my first born Dawn Wiener K.

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Britney Spears next video "Break the Ice" will star an anime character that looks nothing like her. The Sun has screen shots of Brit as a tall and thin superhero in a futuristic world. The idea to do a cartoon video came from the head of Britney herself. I'm sure it did. Brit was probably babbling in crazy talk about all the things she wanted in the video. She wanted dancing cheetos, a Frapp fountain and hundreds of dancing Adnans. That's when the label decided, "Um...we're going to do a cartoon video. Yeah."

If you're going to do a cartoon video then do it right! They should have paid tribute to a fellow crazy, Paula Abdul, and done a knock-off of the Opposite Attract video. Instead of Paula Abdul and MC Scat Kat, it could've been Brit and Chester the Cheetah. Stupidos!

Kid Rock was arrested last October at a Waffle House in the Atlanta area for getting involved in some tool fight over a girl. Kid Pebble (Tommy Lee really is the best) will be returning to the Waffle House for a charity event. He's not going to the exact one, but he'll be taking orders and signing autographs at one in Duluth, Georgia. The money raised is going to a local homeless shelter.

I'm sorry. I would not want Kid Rock serving me food. I'd have to ask for a different server. He has Pamela Anderson and Paris Hilton cooties. Those two names together just make me want to break out the rubber gloves.

So...I've been to Waffle House once in Florida, but I'm pretty sure I was wasted and suffering from major butt burn. Butt burn from nude sunbathing not from the other thing. You are so nasty. Wash your brains out with Palmolive. Anyway, I don't remember what they served there, so I looked up their menu. This shit is not delicious! They are called Waffle House, so shouldn't they have 10 million kinds of waffles? They have regular, chocolate chip and sweet cream. Boring! The least they could do is serve a waffle, male syrup, sausage and cheese casserole. I had that mess before. I was barfing up a balanced breakfast by noon.

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Hugh Laurie has played with a little Vicodin in the past, because he wanted to understand what his character on "House" goes through. Those nutso actors. Hugh's character on the show is addicted to the lovely V drug.

Hugh said, “I wouldn’t recommend it — we have to be careful. But then again … if you’re not in pain it gives a floaty, pleasurable feeling.” I'd fucking recommend it. Vicodin: Itt's what for dinner. Vicodin is fine as long as you take it with champagne and on an empty stomach. You might go into violent convulsions and possibly fall into a coma, but it's worth it. There's not like dancing on the vicodin cloud. I'm not a crackhead...I...swear...

Hugh also talked about watching himself on TV, "I don’t watch regularly. I avert my eyes when my children have it on. I hate seeing myself, but it’s even worse hearing my American accent … I had no idea I sound so retarded, a dull monotone, full of clunking mistakes.” Neurotic much? Have another Vicodin!

And because we're on the topic of Hugh, here's what he said about moving to Los Angeles, “I have this vague feeling that the moment I’m comfortable with my place in the world there’ll be retribution. That’s one reason I didn’t want my family to live here. The moment we put down roots the whole thing will be called off.” Jeeez. He needs to chill. Take two Vicodins before each bowel movement, Hugh.

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Dawn Wells was arrested last October after she was caught with weed in her car. Hot! 69-year-old Dawn was driving home from her surprise Birthday party when she was pulled over by Idaho cops after she swerved across the center lanes of the highway. They found four half-smoked joints and Dawn said hitchhikers left them.

Dawn pleaded guilty to one count of reckless driving and was sentenced to 6-months probation, five days in the slammer and a $410.50. Prosecutors dropped misdemeanour counts of driving under the influence, possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of a controlled substance. Ginger must have given them a handjob.

No wonder all those bitches were crazy on the island. Mary Ann was probably lacing her coconut cream pies with a little weed.

Her mug shot is also pretty wonderful. She looks sort of baked and with a look on her face like, "I don't give a fuck!" And she shouldn't.

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It took them 30 seconds to find two separate stock photos of Madge and Justin Timberdouche. It took them another 30 to paste them together. It took a full minute to find the font. The rest of the two minutes was spent airbrushing Madge's face. It probably cost the label a whopping buck fifty. Budget cover.

Madge and Justin need to do an ass-to-ass video already. They are obsessed with each other. I can't wait till she moves to a proper collaborator like Charo.

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The bitch is back. The many faces of Tracey Ullman - Popbytes

Kate Beckinsale brings 60s sexy back - Egotastic!

Gis Bundchen's nekkid picture can be yours! - Hollywood Tuna

Taylor Locke is dating Mischa Barton....showmance! - Just Jared

And this dog is totally cuter than Mischa's new boyfriend - Popsugar

Paris and Benji look really fascinated with each other (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake's monologue for Madonna should've been cut - IDLYITW

CZJ's naked body isn't going away anytime soon - Hollywood Rag

Betty White kicks ass - Cityrag

Tom Ford wants a baby - A Socialite's Life

Dennis Quaid is 53 and he looks like this. How fucking depressing. I really need to hit the gym. I'll do that right after I finish my 5th double stuffed Oreo. Dennis should do Playgirl....with his brother Randy Quaid. I really want to see those two side-by-side and shirtless. It would be like the before and after on a Lipo-6 commercial.