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Pink Wig Dude just won't give up. For the past couple of days he's been trying to give Brit Brit a "special present," but she wants nothing to do with him. Yesterday, Brit was leaving dance practice when he tried to pass her the pressie through her car window. Brit kept pushing it back to him. The paps say the present contained a thong and a pink wig like the one he's wearing. I guess he's trying to tell her ass to wear panties. Ha! Like she's going to do that. Pink Wig Dude better watch his it, because Brit's new crazy bodyguard is going to tear that wig off of him and shove it up his ass.

In positive Brit news, TMZ reports that she's complying with court orders. Brit's chauffeur drove to UCLA Medical Center today and picked up her shrink and a court-appointed doctor. I guess it's been scheduled for a week and all is well at Casa de Frapp. I know, big wow! This was for those hos that say I only give negative Brit news. NOW EAT IT!

According to the Daily Mail, Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard questioned America for making up the 9/11 attacks. This is what said to a French website called Marianne2:

"I think we're lied to about a number of things. We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? They [sic] was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."

Actually, it took more than just a "few minutes."

She thinks that the buildings were destroyed on purpose, because it would have cost too much money to modernize them. "It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."

Marion made the comments a year ago, but because her star is rising her comments have been re-published by the French media and now it has been picked up the British media. She also isn't sure a man really walked on the moon. She said, "Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure."

Marion is quickly becoming a household name in America and she's already lined up a few American films. I think she's just questioning things. That's fine and everything, but bitch needs to learn how to keep certain things to herself. It could come back to bite her in the ass. These are the types of conversations you have with your friends over onion rings, a blunt and a 40 oz. It's not something you say to a journalist.

Amy Wino sported a lovely swollen jaw as she left for Paris last night with Blake II. I'm guessing she had a little more dental work to fix her crack mouth. This shit reminds me of the last time I went to the dentist and they were all fancy and shit with flat-screen tvs and heated pillows. They handed me headphones, turned on some movie, heated the pillow and then went to work on my mouth. It was better than most of my dates. When I was a kid, the only thing I had to entertain me at the dentist was that stupid "hang in there" cat poster. They used to put that shit on the ceiling. Yeah, quality entertainment.

Here's also Wino arriving in Paris with Blake II where she performed for fashion week. Blake II is not alive, right? He is probably 300 years-old.

I take it back. They didn't use Photoshop on this shit, because I doubt Mimi even posed for this. It looks like they took one of those Barbie styling heads, threw some make-up on it, shot it and slapped it on the cover.

Source: MariahDaily

Tommy Girl has reportedly asked Mark Ronson to DJ Suri Cruise's upcoming 2nd Birthday extravaganza on April 18th. Mark was the official DJ at Tom and Katie's wedding in Italy. Sources say that Tommy is impressed with Mark, because at his wedding he played a remixed version of the Top Gun theme. No, Tommy is impressed with Mark's tight ass not his DJ skills.

Mark should take the job, but keep a butt plug in the entire time. Tommy will no doubt try to poke him in the poop shoot.

I hope Mark plays Mr. Roboto, because you know Suri can pop and lock the hell out of the robot dance.

Since it's a slow Saturday, I thought I would once again praise the hotness that is Jennifer Tilly. This woman is going to be 50 this year! I think she's bathing in virgin blood or something, because she looks so hot. There's so much plastic ugliness in the world that it's nice to see a bitch not afraid of getting old. Oh don't get me wrong, I think she's had a little work, because that's a Hollywood requirement. Actually, she looks like she just had a lift, but I could be wrong. Don't go overboard Tilly!

I also wished this bitch worked more. I miss hearing her husky cartoon voice.

Here's Tilly with her boyfriend at NBC's Porker (typo, but I'm keeping it) Championship in Las Vegas on Thursday night.

This is one of the dumbest and funniest stories I've read in a long time and I read a lot of dumb ass shit. I mean, I consider Jackie Collins a literary genius. Anyway, here's the story courtesy of UsWeekly:

The day before Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt finalized their adoption of 4-year-old son Pax, Angelina spent the afternoon with son Maddox, Us Weekly reports in its latest issue, on newsstands now.

After treating him to a matinée of The Spiderwick Chronicles at Hollywood's ArcLight theater, they hit the gift shop.

Six-year-old Maddox picked out a pack of gum labeled "I [Heart] My Penis."

"[Angelina] laughed and bought it," a witness told Us.

Thank you UsWeekly for making me feel very uncomfortable. I doubt Angelina bought the "I Heart Penis" gum for Maddox, she bought it for Brad to remind him he still has a dick. Because being with her, you kind of forget that shit. That was very considerate of her.

Prince Harry returned to England this morning after news of him in Afghanistan was leaked by some fun killer here in the US. Hot Ginge's daddy, Prince Charles, spoke to the media for a bit. He said, "As you can imagine it's obviously a great relief as far as I'm concerned to see him home in one piece. I've been incredibly proud of Harry and I promise you ... equally proud of all the dedicated service given by all our armed forces."

A witness said that Hot Ginge looked "shattered" to be back. He wasn't shattered, he was just stoned. I bet they have some good shit over there. Before leaving Hot Ginge spoke to that slut Chelsey Davy. A source told UsWeekly, "It was one of the happiest and emotional moments of her life. She was in a state of ecstasy and tears."

Hot Ginge also told the press before leaving Afghanistan that he wasn't looking forward to coming back home. He said, “I don't want to sit around in Windsor. But I generally don't like England that much and, you know, it's nice to be away from all the press and the papers and all the general shite they write.” Shite? Yeah, he's a total stoner.

Hot Ginge isn't the only royal going out into battle. Prince Willy will most likely be next. He plans to serve on the front lines on a Royal Navy ship very soon.

Hugh Hefner needs to retire already if this little rumor is true. Hef reportedly wants Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen to show off their no-tits and no-ass in Playboy. He asked them 3 years ago, but they turned it down. He has once again invited them to pose for the magazine just in time for their 22nd Birthday.

A source said, “Hugh thinks the twins are every young man’s fantasy. But it might not be that easy getting them agree to pose for Playboy. They’re all about high-end fashion these days. They want to do Vogue.”

If the Olsen twins are your fantasy, you need to have a little conversation with Chris Hansen and Dateline. I know they are of legal age, but you know they have the bodies of 8-year-old boys. 8-year-old troll boys! At least Playboy would save money in waxing costs, because those girls are probably as smooth as the day they were born. GROSS. I need to stop imaging these two naked. It's illegal.

Sinitta - 80s pop star and Simon Cowell's former girlfriend

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