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Angelina Jolie is not letting a little thing called "knocked up" get in the way of saving the world. Someone's got to do it. Angie is in Iraq to help the refugees. She should recruit them into her army and finally take over the world once and for all. We're all powerless against her. Angie spent her time today lunching with the soldiers and meeting with important political types. You know, boring shit. Well, except for lunch with the soldiers. That one is sort of hot.

Angie better protect those chosen ones. If something happens to them, the world will crumble. It will crumble, because all the Brangaloonies in the world would lose their minds and cause a worldwide earthquake.

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Another blonde was honored by Harvard this week. A hotter blonde I should say. Charlize Theron was named "Woman of the Year" by Hasty Pudding Theatricals. She was given a parade and a golden pot trophy! The words "golden pot" probably got her to Cambridge. She had her bong ready.

She said, "I hope you all know I’m a high school dropout. I just thought I’d be clean with you guys. I went to school in Africa but I’m really, really honored to be here." Charlize has plans for her golden trophy, "I’m going to make a stew, then I’m going to eat it." She's going to try and smoke something out of it. That's what she's going to do.

Christopher Walken has been named "Man of the Year" and he'll receive his parade and trophy on February 15th.

Charlize forever! I hope she ran into Paris Hilton and slapped that skank. There's only room for one Hollywood blonde on campus.

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TMZ reports that Charlie Sheen's best girl, Heidi Fleiss, was arrested in Nevada. Cops pulled her fugly ass over after they got a call about a possible drunk driver. They found pills, but Heidi was unable to show a valid prescription. They also arrested her passenger, John Owen, for possessing a controlled substance and marijuana. The police also said he looked like he was on something. I would be on something too if I was sitting next to Heidi Fless. He's no peach though. They look like comic book characters come to life.

She was charged with driving without a license, possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription, being under the influence of a controlled substance and driving under the influence of a controlled substance. They should have charged her with possession of a busted face! What the hell did she do to herself? As Vanessa Lutz from my favorite movie "Freeway" would say, "Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. Is that you Bob?"