The Spice Girls videotaped a message to their fans apologizing for cutting their tour short. They go on about how the they already extended and their children need to go back to school. You mean they aren't in school now. Get Child Protective Services on them. Please, like they really handle that shit. I bet you if I asked Posh where her kids went to school, she would throw me the evil side eye.
Somebody put together a pretty funny Spice Girl parody of the real reason why they agreed to the tour and why are ending it...MONEY!
John Mayer stripped down and got into Borat's infamous neon thong onesie to take a jog around the Mayercrafter Carrier (The John Mayer Cruise) this past weekend. John really should have gotten a boyzillian before going out in public like that. I'd definitely hit it, but I'd have to take a trimmer down there first. I fucking hate pubes getting stuck in my mouth.
There's more pics at That's Blogastic