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Brandy's mommy, Sonya Norwood, has filed a lawsuit against the Kardashians. It all started when Kim Kardashian was Brandy's stylist in 2004. Sonja gave Kim a credit card to make one purchase. Kim allegedly gave the AMEX number to her brother and her sisters. Sonjya claims they charged $62,793.83 in 2006, and $57,841.82 2007 in 2007 for a total of $120,635.82. The lawsuit claims that charges were even made at "Dash" and "Smooch." Both of those stores are owned by the Kardashians.

This makes no fucking sense. If I see a charge for even $1 on my credit card that I don't recognize, I pick up the damn phone and yell at a bitch. How the hell could Sonya keep the same credit number going after those bitches charged $62k on her shit? The best part is that then Kim K goes around and fucks her son too! Kim took her money and fucked her son. That bitch is ruthless.

I wouldn't mess with the Kardashians. The big one looks mean. She would bop you on the head with her giant fists and then steal your AMEX and use it to buy steak dinners.

Something in the milk ain't clean! This story just doesn't make sense. Sonya has some explaining to do.

And who the hell would hire Kim K as their stylist?! A tranny maybe. That was Sonya's first mistake.

Source: Page Six

You know when you're really, really sick and throwing up everything you've eaten in your entire life. You basically have emptied your entire body, but your stomach wants to purge more? Then it does purge and it ends being this weird yellow, milky shit? That's what Mischa Barton looks like. She is every shade of fug yellow. That girl needs to get in her Datsun or whatever the hell she drives, pick up Lindsay Lohan, head to the salon (not Paves) and immediately demand for their vomit yellow hair color to be removed. QUICK! It's not doing anything for these girls, but reminding me why I don't like to throw up.

I will give Mischa props for paying home to Anne of Green Gables by wearing that hat. She must know I have soft spot for Anne. Thank you Mischa, but remove the yellow.

Here's Mischa going to lunch in Los Angeles with a homo person this afternoon.

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It's all the same! Daddy Spears will remain the co-conservator of Brit Brit's estate with Andrew Wallet. Daddy Spears and Mr. Wallet asked The Commish if they could fire Brit's divorce attorney Trope and Trope. The law firm was trying to get the conservators changed. The Commish told them they could not fire them. The restraining order against Sam Lutfi stays in place. He can't have any contact with her. NONE! He can't e-mail her ass, he can't call her ass, he can't even send a fucking carrier pigeon. Sam has apparently dodged the restraining order. They tried to deliver it to him, but they haven't been able to. Did they try the local bath house? He's also been calling Brit, but now that bitch can't. That's right Sam, take her off your Fave 5!

Apparently, Brit's estate is worth $40 million. She has also filed a $17 million tax audit against Jive to get more money. Last year, Brit was said to be worth $100 million. Well, Frapps aren't cheap!

The conservators will remain until February 14th. There will be another hearing to determine Brit's mental state. I can't tell you what that is....loco!

This sounds good. Keep Lutfi out, keep Brit in the hospital and keep her parents in charge of her cash. More importantly, was Dollhouse Dude at the hearing? I am dying to know!

Source: TMZ

Jason Chambers is some martial arts fighter and he also hosts Human Weapon on the History Channel. He's actually kind of hot in a douche-fu kind of way. Jason was partying in Arizona for the Superbowl when he was caught taking out his nutsack for what reason I'm not sure. Maybe it needed airing? He better watch out, because a hungry bitch would chomp on that shit thinking it was a fried shrimp wonton.

If you're not a cast member of "Jackass" you should not go around showing your nustack. I could see if he pulled out his dick, but nutsack? Nutsacks are not sexy. Did some random chick or dude ask to see one of his balls? Is that a thing now, because my nuts are not ready for primetime. Click the thumbnail, but it's slightly NSFW and you might get a craving for wontons.

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